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The Scream Queens of Film: Kelly Brook

September 3, 2012

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Kelly Brook (born in 1979), a lovely 5’8” English model, caught my attention in Piranha 3D (2010).  I later learned she was worthy of Scream Queendom.  Why should men love her?  Let me count the ways…

1)  She has been featured in Playboy, among other magazines as GQ, Loaded, Grazia, FHM, and the Daily Star as a “page three girl.”

2)  She has been in beer ads!  Foster’s Lager, specifically.  A woman after my own heart.

3)  This one kills me.  She has modeled for Bravissimo, a company that specializes in bras and lingerie for large-breasted women!  LMAO

Yup.  I can see that.  Good call, Bravissimo!

4)  She’s been voted by us men as hot…
Best Female Body by Grazia magazine
FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World (every year since 1998; #7 in 2010; #8 in 2011)
She represented the most manly of frat boy body sprays: Axe

5)  She dated Jason Statham of The Expendables 2 (2012)

6)  Her views on nudity:  “I’m so used to it now that I’m more terrified of putting my clothes on! I haven’t got any huge body hang-ups. I’ve got to the age where I’ve accepted all flaws. I know I’m never going to be perfect.”  I think most men would disagree with the last part.

An foreign/alternate poster for Survival Island

Her screamography is largely composed of undercard slasher flicks until most recently, with her Spring Break gone wrong sensation of 2010, as can be seen here:  Ripper (2001), she did a short stint on Smallville (2002), House of 9 (2005), Survival Island (2005), Removal (2010), Piranha 3D (2010).

Here she is tastefully dancing with a friend in Piranha 3D.

Here she is tastefully dancing with a friend in Piranha 3D.

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. September 8, 2012 1:06 pm

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