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The Texas Chainsaw Scream Queens, Part 2: The Girls of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)

February 3, 2013

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise reboot has been quite successful in providing horror fans with high quality Tank Top Horror gorefests.  In the previous installment of The Texas Chainsaw Scream Queens I presented Erica Leerhsen and Jessica Biel.  Today we the sweaty, bloody and screaming Diora Baird and Jordana Brewster…

Diora Baird (born in 1983 in Miami, Florida; 5’8″):  Like Jessica Biel, Baird had only minor roles in minor movies until her break in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006).  However, unlike Biel, Baird still hasn’t found more major roles in mainstream movies.  Although I did love her small part in My Best Friend’s Girl (2008).  She was great!

Diora Baird…running…running a lot in this movie…need I say more?

She continued her scream queen career with Stan Helsing (2009), Night of the Demons (2010; topless for those of you who care about the Night of the Demons tradition of deadly demon breasts) and 30 Days of Night: Dark Days (2010).

Men would buy more “Hello, Kitty” products if they looked like this.

Before her career got started she modeled for Guess?.  Later using those looks to reach #76 on the Maxim magazine Hot 100 of 2007 list, and #64 in 2008.

WOW!

The Maxim voters voted WELL!

Jordana Brewster (born in 1980 in Panama; 5’7″):  This Central American beauty lived in London, Rio de Janeiro and Manhattan before reaching adulthood and graduating from Yale University (2003; BA in English) –most awesome youth EVER!

Jordana and Elijah Wood in The Faculty.

She has actually done very little horror, starting with The Faculty (1998) and then The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006).  She was already (and still is) successful in soap operas such as As the World Turns (1995-2001) and the re-ignition of Dallas (2012-2013), and brief stints on action dramas like Chuck (2008-2009) and Dark Blue (2010) in between.

Keeping it classy in Dallas, Texas…

Classiest chick in Travis County, Texas.

The Fast and the Furious franchise, which has found greater popularity than ever with Fast Five and the upcoming Fast & Furious 6, comprises the majority of her cinematic fame.

Ranked #96 on Stuff magazine’s “102 Sexiest Women In The World” list of 2002; Ranked #54 on Maxim magazine’s “Hot 100” list of 2005, #59 in 2006, #8 in 2007, #22 in 2008, and #9 in 2009.  Is it official?  Is she the hottest Yale grad ever?  Could be.

 

CLICK HERE TO SEE  Part 1: The Girls of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

CLICK HERE TO SEE  Part 3: The Girls of Texas Chainsaw 3-D (2013)

 

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