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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 582: The Boy and the Beast, Mamoru Hosoda, and Deadly Darkness

September 18, 2024

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Mark and Kiyon discuss the 2015 Japanese animated film The Boy and the Beast. Directed by Mamoru Hosoda, and featuring voicework from Kōji Yakusho, Aoi Miyazaki, Shōta Sometani, the movie focuses on what happens when a nine-year old orphan becomes an apprentice to a surly bear-man. In this episode, they also talk about stoic heroes, Japanese animation, and angry shadows. Enjoy!

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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 581: The Croods, DreamWorks Animation and Nicolas Cage

September 11, 2024

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Mark and Nathan discuss the 2013 DreamWorks Animation film The Croods. Directed by Kirk DeMicco and Chris Sanders, and featuring voicework from Nicolas Cage, Emma Stone, and Ryan Reynolds, the movie is incredibly important because it features Nicolas Cage voicing a caveman named Grug. In this episode, they also talk about road trip movies, DreamWorks Animation, and rewatchable animated movies. Enjoy!

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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) – Movie Review

September 5, 2024

Quick Thoughts – Grade – B – Beetlejuice Beetlejuice is a crowd pleasing romp that features inspired direction from Tim Burton and committed performances from Michael Keaton, Winona Ryder, Jenna Ortega, Willem Dafoe, Justin Theroux, and Catherine O’Hara. 

After a decade of movies like Dumbo, Alice Through the Looking Glass, and Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children, it was a relief when Beetlejuice Beetlejuice immediately had audiences laughing. It’s a movie about ghosts and the people who can see them, but it feels very alive as Burton and his cinematographer Haris Zambarloukos (Belfast, A Haunting in Venice, Locke) unleash the camera and allow it to float like a ghost as it follows the journey of Lydia Deetz (Winona Ryder) and her teenager daughter Astrid (Jenna Ortega) as they deal with supernatural maniacs. There is a freshness to the proceedings that wasn’t initially expected and there are some genuinely funny moments that had the people in the theater clapping with delight.

The biggest flaw of Beetlejuice Beetlejuice is that it’s loaded with an absurd amount of storylines and characters. However, their payoffs seemed to satisfy everyone in the theater and the extra storylines do a nice job of bringing everyone together at the end. The multiple storylines feature Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton – hilarious) dealing with his literal soul sucking ex-wife Delores (Monica Belucci) who is scouring the afterlife for her former husband so she can get revenge for her death (things ended badly between them). Then, there’s Lydia, who has become a world famous TV personality who visits haunted homes for her television show Ghost House. During the taping of an episode she learns from her stepmom Delia (Catherine O’Hara) that her dad Charles (Jeffrey Jones – not shown for obvious reasons) was eaten by a shark AFTER his plane crashed in an ocean. This forces Lydia, Delia, Lydia’s boyfriend Rory (Justin Theroux), and her daughter Astrid (Jenna Ortega) to return to their home in Connecticut (that is now Maitland free because Lydia found a convenient way for them to move on). While there Astrid meets a cute kid named Jeremy (Arthur Conti), and the two bond over classic literature and the Pixies. Toss in Willem Dafoe’s underworld boss Wolf Jackson (who loves coffee), Beetlejuice’s assistant Bob, Lydia’s dead husband Richard (Santiago Cabrera), and a weirdo minister named Father Damien (Burn Gorman) and there’s a lot of characters getting screen time. Normally, this would prove to be a film’s undoing, but Beetlejuice Beetlejuice moves so quickly that it doesn’t really matter because there are so many laughs. 

All of these characters and storylines eventually converge, but it would be a shame to tell you how because there are some twists and turns that you should experience without spoilers. It’s worth noting that Ryder, O’Hara’ Ortega, Theroux, Dafoe and Keaton are all wonderful and their characters pop off the screen. A lot of credit goes to the screenplay from writers Alfred Gough, Miles Millar, and Seth Grahame-Smith (who got a story credit). They keep the film moving and the 104 minutes zip along towards a fun conclusion that had everyone in the theater clapping for Beetlejuice’s assistant Bob – who might be the film’s MVP. 

As always the costume design from four-time Oscar winner Colleen Atwood (Chicago, Sleepy Hollows, Alice in Wonderland, Sweeney Todd) is perfect, and the production design by Mark Scruton (Wednesday) feels real and alive. Michael Keaton said he’d only reprise the Beetlejuice role if the gags were filmed practically and not in front of a green screen. He most certainly got his wish as the cavernous sets built in London soundstages look wonderful. Burton thought about retirement after making Dumbo, and after it’s nice seeing him enjoy himself again with Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. The movie feels alive, and despite way too many characters, you should see it with a packed audience.

Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 580 – Infested, Deadly Spiders, and French Horror Films

September 4, 2024

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Mark and John (@MFFHorrorCorner on X) discuss the 2023 creature feature Infested (AKA Vermines). Directed by Sébastien Vaniček, and starring Théo Christine, Sofia Lesaffre, Jérôme Niel, and hundreds of ill-tempered spiders, the movie focuses on what happens when a deadly spider causes mayhem inside a French apartment building. In this episode, they also talk about horrible hallways, French horror films, and interesting characters. Enjoy!

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MFF Random List – Ranking the 85 Times That Murphy “Murph” Cooper is Mentioned in Interstellar

September 3, 2024

The name Murphy Cooper (or just “Murph” or Murphy”) is muttered 85 times during Interstellar’s 169-minute running time. It’s a lot, but it’s not the number of times the name is spoken that’s important, it’s how the name is said. Matthew McConaughey, Topher Grace, Anne Hathaway, John Lithgow, Jeff Hephner, Michael Caine, Timothée Chalamet, and Cassey Affleck act their faces off when they say “Murph,” and it’s one of the most memorable movie names in recent memory and that ‘s why I decided to rank all the mentions of “Murph”

In Jonathan Nolan’s original Interstellar script, Murphy “Murph” Cooper was supposed to be Joseph “Coop” Cooper’s (Matthew McConaughey) son, but when Christopher Nolan got ahold of it, Murph became Cooper’s daughter. I like the switch because Mackenzie Foy, Jessica Chastain and Ellen Bursyyn are all wonderful as Murph, and the father/daughter relationship still feels like a breath of fresh air. In an interview with Dazed, Chastain said” Chris (Nolan) was able to use his personal experience of having a daughter to say, ‘Wait a minute, what about the father/daughter relationship?

Matthew McConaughey and Mackenzie Foy are so good together that when Coop takes off for some world saving shenanigans – you’re kind of pissed at him. Who cares about the world? You need to stay with Murph. Their relationship is a big reason why Interstellar works so well, and whenever Cooper says “Murph” you know that he loves his kid (and Tom) an incredible amount. It’s nice. 

In honor of “Murph,” I rewatched the movie and pulled the 85 times her name is mentioned (Murphy Cooper –  Murph – Murphy – Murphy’s Law when the phrase is lobbed at her) 

Traditionally, it’s best to save the best for last, but this list is starting with the elite. It’s worth noting that none of these “Murphs” are subpar or lazy. They are all totally fine, and if they’re ranked low it’s because they didn’t make audiences cry enough tears to create their own water planet. 

Quick Note – The timestamps might not match up for everyone because they were pulled from my Vudu digital copy. Because of this I found most of the top ranked “Murphs” in YouTube clips. 

ICYMI – This list starts with my favorite “Murph” mentions and works its way down.

  1. “Aw, Murph…” (40:04) –  Between Murph’s head turn and McC’s reaction, this is a powerful “Murph” – YouTube Clip – 2:42 
  2. “Make him stay, Murph” (02:25:41) – The reason I picked this “Murph” is because it’s an absolute gut punch. It’s drenched in desperation and he goes hard on the “mURph” part of her name. YouTube clip – 48 seconds
  3. Murph! (02:22:26) – The way Cooper screams “Murph” hits hard. There’s a lot of emotion in it. – YouTube clip – 2:34
  4. “Murph!” (02:22:05) – I like the way Cooper screams “MUUURRPPHH.”  It’s easily the most elongated pronunciation of her name – YouTube Clip – 2:12 
  5. “Don’t let me leave, Murph!” (02:25:51)  – The resignation in Cooper’s voice makes this a classic “Murph. – YouTube Clip – 56 seconds
  6. “Don’t let me leave, Murph!” (02:25:45) – I’m pretty sure 98% of people who watched Interstellar were either thinking or yelling “Yeah! Don’t let him leave Murph.” ” Youtube clip – 51 seconds
  7. “Murph is a bright spark.” (54:26) – I love how Caine says “MURPH” – YouTube Clip – 45 seconds
  8.  “Well, this is, uh, Murphy Cooper we’re talking about.” (02:36:43) – Hearing that she became a boss is cool. YouTube clip – 1:53
  9. Sorry Murph Go Back to Bed” – (01:56) – First “Murph” – Sets a nice tone. 
  10. “He’s coming, Murph!” (02:31:18) – The way Topher Grace says “Murph” really works for me. Towards the end of the movie Topher is relegated to yelling “Murph” a lot. I like that he found a new way to say it. – YouTube clip – 7:01. Also, when he picks up the tire iron it makes him a first ballot Nolan Side Character Hall of Fame inductee 
  11. “Don’t make me leave like this, Murph!” (40:19) – Heartbreaking – YouTube clip – 3:01
  12. “It was me, Murph” (02:40:35) – Reunion Murph! – Clip – 40 seconds in
  13. “Hey Murph” (01:21:47) – McC works magic here. It’s a nice whisper ‘Murph”
  14. “Murph” (38:54) – McC whispers “Murph.” It’s so quiet that closed-captioning doesn’t pick it up. 
  15. “Well, I’m here now, Murph” (02:41:22) – Yes you are!
  16. “Murph” (01:31:35) – Michael Caine lets out a sad little “Murph.” – YouTube Clip – 11 seconds
  17. “Forgive me Murph” (01:32:22) – Another sad Murph while a little extra “MurPH” on it
  18. “Murphy” (40:11) – McC with tear-filled eyes saying “Murphy” quietly is wonderful
  19. “You have to talk to me, Murph” (37:27) – I like how tired McC sounds. 
  20. “Murph, they chose me. You saw. You’re the one who led me to them” (38:38) – He lays some guilt on Murph for guiding him to NASA
  21. “Murph, don’t… Don’t make me leave like this.” (40:15) – Super sad. It’s getting ugly
  22. “Come on, Murph!” (40:17) – Solid voice quiver
  23. “Hello Murph” (54:05) – Caine goes heavy on the “Murfff” aspect of her name
  24. “It only has to work once…..Murph.” (1:23:50) – Caine lets a second go by before he says “Murph.” Neat choice. 
  25. “Are you calling my life’s work…nonsense, Murph?” (01:24:43) – I like how Caine trails off while saying “Murph.”
  26. “Murph” (02:21:52) – A solid out-of-breathe “Murph”
  27. “Murph!” (02:22:15) – McC lets loose a pleading “Murph”
  28. “Murph! (02:22:26) – A solid “Murph” scream (it’s not quite there yet though)
  29. “Make him stay Murph” (02:25:30) – McC is getting the “Murph” pleading ramped up
  30. “Murph!”  (02:22:05) –  I love a desperate “Murph”
  31. “I asked Murph to say hi.” (55:48) – Soul crushing news from Lithgow
  32. “Murph!” 02:22:05) – Another desperate “Murph”
  33. “Murphy’s Law” (05:32) – Sarcastic Murph from Chalamet 
  34. “Hey, Murph?” (23:52) – McC whispers to wake up Murph
  35. “But Murph got into a fistfight with several of her classmates over this.” (12:53) – Murph will throw down!
  36. “Murph” (38:58) – Quiet “Murph”
  37. “I lied Murph” (01:32:32) – Sad Caine
  38. “Murph!” (02:24:08) – Desperate McC “Murphs”
  39. “Murph!” (02:24:09) –  We Don’t have time for this – 02:24:09
  40. “Come on Murph” (02:24:30) – The desperate “Murphs” blend in a bit.
  41. “Murph come on” (02:24:31) – You keep hoping that Murph will hear him.
  42. “And your kids know it. Especially Murph.” (16:37) – Lithgow know that Murph is a smart kid
  43. “Tell him, Murph. Make him stay” (02:25:24) – Make him stay!
  44. “Murphy stole Grandpa’s car” (01:19:33) – I like a full “Murphy”
  45. “Well, It’s not very scientific Murph” (03:57) – I appreciate how McC trails off while saying “Murph”
  46. “Good, Good, Murph” (01:31:50) – More sad Caine
  47. “It’s not Morse, Murph. It’s binary.” (21:40) – A solid “Murph” correction
  48. “Murphy’s Law doesn’t mean that something bad will happen.” (06:05) – Making Murph feel better. 
  49. “Murphy’s Law?” (06:02) – The rare moment when Murphy says her own name
  50. “This thing needs to learn how to adapt Murph” (09:29) – Murph learns a lesson
  51. “Get your Butt, back in bed, Murph.” (02:15) – McC loves telling Murph what to do
  52. “Murph, get a move on.” (03:31) – First Lithgow “Murph!”
  53. “That’s right, Murph.” (38:17) – Sad McC “Murph””
  54. “Not at the table, Murph.” (03:37) – Murph is a rebel 
  55. “All right, Murph, you want to talk science?” (04:12) – Solid McC trying to be a supportive dad 
  56. “All right, Murph, give me a second” (05:15) – The “Murph” isn’t great but I like that McC says “All Right.”
  57. “Murph, it is quantifiable. it’s the key!” (02:30:33) – McC loves Murph
  58.  “Murph, look at me.” (38:24) – McC spending the final moments with his kid 
  59. “What I’ve been doing for Murph, they’re doing for me.” (02:33:46) – Eureka! McC figures things out
  60. “What’d you do, Murph?” (05:27) – Sassy Chalamet “Murph”
  61. “What’s going on Murph?” (05:56) – Solid wide shot “Murph”
  62. “Miss Hanley’s here to talk about Murph.” (11:33) – Decent David Oyelowo “Murph”
  63. “Murph is a great kid. She’s really bright.” (11:35) – I like the way Collette Wolfe says “Murf.”
  64. “I know what Morse code is, Murph.” (15:10) – Condescending McC “Murph.”
  65. “Tom? Murph? Check?” (18:27) – McC very rarely says both names at the same time
  66. “Murph, Tom, you guys shut your windows?” (19:24) – McC does the double again
  67. “Murph!” (19:30) – Murph leaves her window open….
  68. Grandpa will be back in a couple hours, Murph (22:04) – McC would never leave Murph behind
  69. “Murph, the fire’s out! Come on!” (02:28:10) – Topher really wants to go
  70. “Murph?” (22:22) – MCc tries to find Murph to say goodbye
  71. “Murph.”..(23:54) – McC whispers “Murph”
  72. “Murph is feeling a little tired. I was wondering if she could take a nap in my office.” (29:37) – Hathaway loves Murph.
  73. “Murph.” (36:05)  – A very gentle “Murph” from McC
  74. “Tom will be alright, but you gotta make things right with Murph” (37:10) –  Lithgow making sense
  75. That’s why I’m here. I’m gonna find a way to tell Murph…(02:30:26) – McC is hopeful!
  76. “I don’t think so Murph” (53:54) – Lithgow gives Murph some bad news
  77. “Murph was there at the funeral.” (01:20:40) – Affleck Murph
  78. “I’m an old man..Murph.” (01:24:59) – Caine lets out a dismissive “Murph”
  79. “Is that Murph?” (01:40:55) – Hathaway “Murph”
  80. “Murph?” (01:45:04) – Topher askes Murph a question
  81. “You tried your best, Murph.” (01:55:42) – Topher lets out a defeated “Murph”
  82. “Murph?” (02:19:45) – Topher waits for Murph
  83. “Murph, come on!” (02:19:46) – Topher attempting to get Murph’s attention
  84. “Murph, I can see his car!” (02:31:15) – Topher is getting worried
  85. “Murph have you eaten enough?” (01:29:41) – Off-screen Murph

Bad Movie Tuesday: Hell Hole (2024), boasting bad CGI tentacles, cephalopod Muppet parasites, and a generally bad Serbian B-movie.

September 3, 2024

MY CALL: A bad movie that I’d skip in lieu of more enjoyably bad movies. These aren’t the Lovecraftian tentacles you’re looking for…

MORE MOVIES LIKE Hell Hole: Not much directly compares really. Perhaps the internal symbiont movie Bad Milo (2013), the horror-comedy story of a rectal demon. Another bonkers wacktastic Bad Movie Tuesday featuring parasites and odd side-effects is Growth (2010)—which is much more satisfying as a bad movie selection. If you want the serious version of this movie, I’d recommend The Superdeep (2020), followed by Oats Studio’s Zygote (2017) and Harbinger Down (2015).

Oil-drilling crew leader John (John Adams; Hellbender) is having a tough time getting his latest drilling project started at a remote site in the Serbian wilderness that has an interesting history. In 1814, French soldiers lost in this Serbian territory were exposed to a squiggly parasitic monster. Two hundred years later the fracking crew digs up the somehow surviving remains of a French soldier encased in a slimy, organic membrane. He is clearly infected with something, an occasional CGI worm emerges from his orifices, and he desperately wants to die.

These rubber tentacled monsters are more than a bit silly-looking—like demonic octopus Muppets. But their comically erratic movement earns them some forgiveness. We see a CGI tentacle-worm-thing emerge from the Frenchman’s derriere a la Dreamcatcher (2003) and enter a crewman’s mouth. This butt-worm occasionally lassos out to defend its host a la Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2011). Bad movie connoisseurs may rejoice. But this bad movie just didn’t deliver enough enjoyment for me.

Sofija (Olivera Perunicic; Subspecies V) is the endearingly geeky biologist assigned to the project. Her specialty is parasitology, and this knowledge is most appropriate for this flick… not that it helps. Apparently, cephalopod DNA is recovered from the Frenchman’s slimy membrane. In a panic, the parasite literally explodes out of a human host, leaving a pile of guts where the man once stood.

The movie boasts some chunky, fleshy gore. But these scenes are infrequent, quick, and heavily CGI-complemented. And while the tentacle stuff is fun, the CGI skittering monster is less enjoyable. So, overall, this movie’s flaws noticeably outweigh the endearing campy effects. Not surprisingly, the writing is more than a bit dry, and the acting is rigidly unnatural-not that I don’t appreciate the effort.

There’s a cameo (Anders Hove; Subspecies V) of a major Full Moon icon. But it’s joylessly squandered. Comparisons to Lovecraftian movies feel quite misleading in that this is simply an octopus monster that lives inside its host. So, in the words of a Jedi driven to madness by gazing into the void until something gazed back: “These aren’t the Lovecraftian tentacles you’re looking for.”

Directors John Adams and Toby Poser (Hellbender) have certainly made something serviceable here in the “bad movie” realm. But I’m not sure I want to give it any real compliments. Hell Hole lies on the verge of regrettable. I didn’t hate it. But there was little to like. Or, more accurately, there just wasn’t enough of the things worth liking.

John’s Horror Corner: Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994), the stylish early metamovie that closed out a franchise with flare.

September 1, 2024

MY CALL: This was a unique, ahead-of-its-time way of closing out a franchise with style! Very entertaining and a pre-Scream (1996) early metamovie. Plus, it does great honor to the NOES franchise.

MOVIES LIKE Wes Craven’s New Nightmare: First off, you should first see the original A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984), and then A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985), A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987), A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: Dream Master (1988) and A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989). Although you might opt to skip Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)… up to you. But Freddy’s Dead doesn’t enrich the franchise at all. There’s also the controversially divisive A Nightmare on Elm Street(2010), which I enjoyed.

In the spirit of past NOES films and the new beginning implied in the title, we open with the forging of a new clawed glove, more monstrous than ever before. Only in this opening, it is the opening scene of Wes Craven’s (A Nightmare on Elm Street, The Hills Have Eyes I-II, ScreamCursedDeadly FriendDeadly Blessing) movie within the movie. Actually, it’s Heather’s (Heather Langenkamp; A Nightmare on Elm Street 1 & 3) nightmare about the movie within the movie. How’s that for dream layers, Christopher Nolan?

Starring in Wes Craven’s 1984 classic in her youth has taken a toll on Heather. She suffers nightmares of her fictitious co-star and, so it seems, her young boy (Miko Hughes; Pet Sematary) shares a linked trauma. At the height of the franchise’s fame, Heather is receiving strange phone calls, she and her son feel touched by Freddy (Robert Englund; Dead & Buried, Killer Tongue, A Nightmare on Elm Street 1-6Galaxy of TerrorHatchet IIThe Phantom of the Opera), and Wes Craven contacts her wanting to resurrect Freddy in a new movie.

In this metasequel, Freddy manifests into reality, takes Nancy’s husband, and then comes for her and her son. Meanwhile, Nancy’s visions and her son’s behavior become increasingly troubling as Wes works on his secret script. Wes’ dreams and ongoing script ideas alarmingly match Nancy’s recent trauma. And as an ancient evil manifests in the form of Freddy Krueger, it seeks Nancy as its gateway into reality.

Freddy gets a bit of a makeover in this movie, with more stylized burn makeup, a trench coat and new leather pants, and a glove of bone and sinew now a part of his body. The goofy special effects gags are limited to the very end, when Freddy’s head and jaw distort to try to eat the child whole, and he lassos his prehensile tongue around Heather’s head. All this transpiring in a very Doom-like Hellscape videogame lair. I guess the serious veneer had to wear thin at some point. In the grand scope of the franchise, the death scenes are “okay”, and not numerous. I guess though, that’s less the point of this movie. Its strengths lie elsewhere, and they are appreciable.

At the end of the day, this is much more than just another sequel. It ignores all of Freddy’s in-movie shenanigans of the past six movies and only acknowledges that the movies were made, and that this fed into the lore of an ancient evil which assumed the form of that character. This Freddy is not silly, jocular or slapstick, but just plain mean. He’s a different kind of evil than we’ve seen before… or at least, that we haven’t seen since the 1984 original.

Fans of the NOES franchise should truly enjoy finding Bob Shaye, Robert Englund, John Saxon and Wes Craven playing versions themselves. In fact, I’d recommend seeing The Movies That Made Us episode on A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) before watching this to maximize one’s connection to the filmmakers. Not that this movie isn’t a classic on its own. This is just the send-off this franchise needed.

John’s Horror Corner: Tarot (2024), a high-quality PG-13 horror about astrology and ghosts of vengeance.

August 30, 2024

MY CALL: A cool theme, great character writing, and crisp filmmaking across the board make this a more memorable and entertaining contribution to sub-R horror. MORE MOVIES LIKE Tarot: Maybe Thirteen Ghosts (2001) and the Final Destination franchise (2011).

Celebrating a birthday, a group of affluent college students rent a mansion. After running out of beer, they search the palatial home in search of a liquor cabinet only to find a very creepy cellar festooned with what appear to be possibly cursed curios a la The Cabin in the Woods (2012). Among the antiquities are astrological themes, divinations, and an ancient set of Tarot cards which, of course, they’re going to use despite the knowledge that one shouldn’t use someone else’s Tarot deck. User beware…

Our protagonists—Haley (Harriet Slater; Pennyworth), Grant (Adain Bradley; Wrong Turn), Paxton (Jacob Batalon; Spider-Man Home Trilogy), Paige (Avantika; Mean Girls), Madeline (Humberly González; Nobody, Orphan Black, In the Dark), Lucas (Wolfgang Novogratz; Assassination Nation), and Elise (Larsen Thompson; Bloodline).

Being the most astrologically knowledgeable of the group, Haley handles the readings and explains to her friends and the audience how Tarot readings are conducted. The writing is top notch; and so are her readings. And as the viewers may have guessed, the card themes of each reading are forecasting the ghoulish fates that will befall those learning their fortunes once they return to campus after the weekend.

The monstrous imagery and behavior of our malevolent Tarot spirits is a satisfying admixture of Thirteen Ghosts (2001) and Insidious (2010), while some of the scare tactics are more in the style of Lights Out (2016). Most importantly, at least some of these ghosts look great. Still, there’s some of the typical blurry shaky glimpses and lame CGI ghouls to be found as well. The first death was conceptually quite mean, with subsequent death scenes being more derivative, even if decently executed, with the gruesome stuff left more implied and off-screen.

After the first two deaths, our protagonists fear a pattern tracing back to their Tarot readings. They seek the help of an expert astrologist and investigator of such Final Destination-like post-Tarot death phenomena. Alma (Olwen Fouéré; Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Mandy, Sea Fever) advises them of what is happening and how to survive. The rest is in their own hands.

Jacob Batalon is an endearing delight, in part from his personable acting style, and in equal part due to the pleasantly surprisingly writing, which actually makes these characters interesting and entertaining to watch even when not being hunted by murderous apparitions. The camera work and editing were also above my expectations, and complemented the introductory dialogue.

Sub R-rated horror often falls prey to toothless terrors, less inspired writers fettered by rating boards and producers, and reduced intensity from directors. Yet I find Tarot’s cultivation of dread very effective, particularly in the early horror scenes. Was this intense? Outside of a few scenes (especially the first death scene), not terribly. But it made valiant efforts.

Truly, this is pretty solid for PG-13 horror. This film is generally well-made in all dimensions down to the set design and the individual Tarot card designs. Our rather green writer-director team of Spenser Cohen and Anna Halberg have done splendidly! I certainly look forward to whatever they do next.

Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – The Kitchen Fight Michelin Star Guide – Sudden Death (1995)

August 30, 2024

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Mark and Nick discuss whether or not the kitchen fight from Sudden Death is Michelin Star worthy. This is the second episode of a fun new series that will include the kitchen fights from Gremlins, Deep Blue Sea, Monkey Man, Under Siege and many more! Enjoy!

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John’s Horror Corner: Species (1995), a SETI-gone-wrong, Sci-Fi thriller that holds up shockingly well!

August 29, 2024

MY CALL: High-budget Sci-Horror done right! Alien monsters, gross gore, tentacles, pulsating cocoons and xenomorphic transformations bring visually titillating popcorn fun. MORE MOVIES LIKE Species: Other than the first sequel Species II (1998), I might consider Decoys (2004) a good double feature. Splice (2009) also follows a similar vein.

The 90s enjoyed a wave of movies (e.g., Arrival, Sphere, Contact) producing some ideas of what would happen if aliens were to respond to our messages sent out into deep space from the project SETI: Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence. As one might imagine, most of these movies didn’t focus very much on themes of sex. And then there was Species. But make no mistake, director Roger Donaldson (Cocktail, Dante’s Peak) prioritized the thrills, effects and suspense over the raunchy frills for this 90s R-rated summer blockbuster. Truly, I forgot how awesome this movie was!

Living her life in a bubble under 24/7 observation by a team of scientists, a genetically engineered half-alien girl (Michelle Williams; Halloween H20) in a government research facility has been scheduled for destruction. The girl escapes, rousing a military manhunt and a top-secret operation to capture her. Her instincts drive her to feed in preparation for a metamorphosis wherein her skin pulsates and ruptures as 90s CGI tentacles burst from her body and cocoon her into a gorgeously gross mass reminiscent of Aliens (1986) and Gremlins (1984). From this mass emerges the now grown adult Sil (Natasha Henstridge; Species II-III, Maximum Risk, Ghosts of Mars).

Sil’s primary researcher Xavier (Ben Kingsley; Self/Less, Bloodrayne) assembles a team to track her down to prevent her from accomplishing her goal of… well… mating with an Earth man and producing offspring. This team includes hitman Preston (Michael Madsen; House), Dr. Arden (Alfred Molina; Hideaway), Dr. Baker (Marg Helgenberger; After Midnight, Species II) and psychic Dan (Forest Whitaker; Bloodsport).

Having stowed away and cocooned into adulthood on a passenger train to Los Angeles, the now fully developed and beautiful Sil wanders the streets and learns about the world. But what particularly fascinates Sil is not lacy dresses nor TV shows. What catches her eye are pregnant bellies and small children as her evolutionary drive takes over.

Sil’s behavior is right out of a nature show. She kills when she feels threatened (that poor train employee), she violently dispatches anyone that presents as mate competition (that floozy at the club), and she desperately seeks to reproduce. In many ways, this plays out like an intelligent crime thriller movie hunting down a spy. Sil quickly learns she is being followed and by whom, and begins to predict, outsmart, and ultimately go on the offensive against them. Then the movie shifts from a manhunt crime thriller in style, to a monster hunt.

The mostly practical special effects in this movie hold up really well even today! In an exciting laboratory scene, the alien’s DNA produces a squiggly writhing mass of tentacles and puffy jellyfish-like morphology as it rapidly expands on-screen and skitters its way towards nervous prey. Then at an LA night club Sil yanks out a woman’s spine for hitting on the same man; she kills a pushy man by blasting her tongue out the back of his head; and she eventually mates and births a monster.

Sil’s transformation to her alien form is also quite a sight—and designed by H. R. Giger, so expect some comparisons to an Alien (1979) xenomorph. Outside of some CGI tentacles, severed finger regeneration and finale wall-crawling monster moments, everything practical is visually outstanding. This movie’s effects are graphic, gory, and they spared no expense!

I loved this movie as a teenager (for obvious and shameful reasons). But I still love it today (for very different reasons). Truly, I think this movie remains awesome and worth your time.