Affinity (2025) – Review
Quick thoughts:
- The final fight between Marko Zaror and Brahim Chab is wonderful
- Between Fight or Flight, Diablo and Affinity, it’s fun watching Marko Zaror flex his acting chops
- I like knowing that director/editor Ernesto Díaz Espinoza (Fist of the Condor, Diablo Redeemer) edited the film.
- Watch Fist of the Condor (2021). It’s one of my favorite action films of recent memory.
- Brook Ence has all the tools to become an action movie star
- Louis Mandylor makes everything better. Watch The Debt Collector (2018) and Avengement (2019).
Plot Synopsis (from Well Go USA) – Chilean martial-arts star Marko Zaror is Bruno, an ex-SEAL struggling with PTSD. He lives a life in fear of his demons until one day when he discovers a beautiful woman with no past of her own. Together they begin to build a life, but when she disappears, Bruno must return to his violent past if he’s going to save her from a shocking conspiracy in this riveting, fast-paced sci-fi action film from director Brandon Slagle.
If you’re a fan of DTV action films, you’ll know the name Marko “The Chilean Dragon” Zaror. The Chilean martial arts action star has been steadily building his action movie credentials since the 1990s and has appeared in Undisputed 3: Redemption (2010), Machete Kills (2013), Redeemer (2013), and Savage Dog (2017). The 6′ 2″ face-kicker has been picking up steam since 2020, and it’s been awesome watching him in The Fist of the Condor (2023), John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023), The Killer’s Game (2024), Fight or Flight (2025), Diablo (2025), and now Affinity. The Well Go USA distributed film gives Zaror his first lead role in an English-speaking action film, and it allows him to flex his acting muscles alongside Louis Mandylor, Brooke Ence, Brahim Chab, and Jane Mirro.
Directed by Brandon Slagle (The Flood, Arena Wars, Breakout) and edited by Ernesto Díaz Espinoza (who directed The Fist of the Condor), Affinity focuses on a badass named Bruno (Marko Zaror), who has fallen on tough times after his brother died during a botched mission. Bruno spends his nights drinking in Thailand bars, and his days working at a restaurant owned by fellow Navy SEAL Joe (Louis Mandylor), who also frequently bails Bruno out of jail after he beats up surprisingly well-trained pickpockets. One night, Bruno finds an unconscious woman named Athena (Jane Mirro) on his doorstep, and after nursing her back to health (and several synth-scored montages), the two fall in love. Since it’s an action film about a guy finding an unconscious woman on his doorstep, Joe’s restaurant is soon attacked by a horde of gunmen lead by a guy named Krieger (Brahim Chab – a famous fight choreographer who developed the fights in Fight of Flight, Monkey Man, and Ninja: Shadow of a Tear), who kidnaps Athena and forces Bruno to go a rescue mission that will see him murdering dozens of unlucky henchmen. During his mission, he’s joined by Fitch (Brooke Ence – a legendary CrossFit athlete), and the two find themselves in a beautifully insane sci-fi twist that involves bio-engineered humans and secret laboratories.
Affinity is a passion project for Zaror, who developed the idea with late director Daniel Zirilli and worked on the script with Gina Aguad, Liam O’Neil, and Christopher M. Don. When you’ve watched most of Zaror’s filmography, it’s easy to understand why he wanted to take on a challenging role that forces him out of his comfort zone and pushes him to pull off various emotions. At a brisk 86 minutes, the film moves along quickly and ends with a fantastic final fight (directed by Zaror) between Zaror and Brahim Chab, who utilize decades worth of experience to give audiences a memorable finale.
Overall, Affinity is a fine showcase for Zaror and even though the various plot elements never really gel, the film is worth a watch because of all the talent behind and in front of the camera.
The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 650: Poseidon (2006), Kurt Russell, and Really Big Waves
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Mark and John discuss the 2006 disaster film Poseidon. Directed by Wolfgang Petersen, and starring Kurt Russell, Josh Lucas, Emmy Rossum and lots of water, the movie focuses on what happens when a rogue wave wrecks a boat party. In this episode, they also talk about drowning scenes, elevator death, and Kurt Russell. Enjoy!
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Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale (2025) – Review
Quick Thoughts:
- It’s terrific fun.
- I love that Edith is the cool sister now.
- Writers are the best.
- If this really is the final Downton Abbey movie, I’m cool with it. Writer Julian Fellowes does a fine job of wrapping up the narrative.
- Isobel Grey is a legend.
After 52 episodes (including the Christmas specials), and three movies, the Downton Abbey franchise has firmly established itself as one of the premier comfort food watches of all time (in my opinion). There’s something comforting about watching rich people and their staff deal with a plethora of controversies and trials that only bother incredibly rich families. Since 2011, writer Julian Fellowes has created a fully fleshed-out world with a lot of ups and downs. It’s a perfectly imperfect world, and Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale does a fine job of wrapping up about 3,000 storylines.
Since there’s dozens of characters in the Downton Abbey world, here are some of the plotlines in list form.
- Lady Mary (Michelle Dockery = great) is dealing with the aftermath of her scandalous divorce with race car driver Henry Talbot (Matthew Goode, who doesn’t make an appearance). She’s still super sassy and looks great in costumes designed by costume designer Anna Mary Scott Robbins.
- Lady Edith is super cool and is happily married to the wildly rich Herbert “Bertie” Pelham (Harry Hadden-Paton). It’s neat watching Edith own things and become the cool sister.
- Beryl Patmore is about to retire and hand over lead cooking duties to Daisy Parker (Sophie McShera). She’s also getting ready to settle down with Mr. Mason (Paul Copley), which is a bit scary for her (and leads to the best joke in the movie).
- John Bates (Brendan Coyle) and Anna Bates (Joanne Froggatt) are happily married and expecting a second child. Legends.
- Thomas Barrow (Robert James-Collier) is the secret lover of actor Guy Bexter (Dominic West), and he’s working with famous playwright Arty Froushan Noël Coward (Arty Froushan). He’s doing great.
- Robert Crawley (Hugh Bonneville) and Cora Crawley (Elizabeth McGovern) are dealing with Mary’s divorce AND the fact that Cora’s brother Harold (Paul Giamatti) made some terrible investments and lost most of Cora’s fortune.
- Tom Brandon (Allen Leech) is flush with cash after selling his car business. Dude is crushing it.
- Mr. Carson (Jim Carter) is recently retired, and he’s having a hard time handing over head butler duties to Andy Parker (Michael Fox). It’s cool, though, because he’s married to the ultra-awesome Elsie Hughes (Phyllis Logan).
- Mr. Molesley (Kevin Doyle) is a successful screenwriter, and he’s happily married to Phyllis Baxter (Raquel Cassidy). The good news is that Mr. Molesley is still a maniac.
- Isobel Grey is still a legend. She spends her days living large with husband Richard “Dickie” Grey (Douglas Reith). In perhaps the best storyline in the film, she has to help plan the yearly Abbey fair, which puts her in the crosshairs of a surly guy named Sir Hector Moreland (Simon Russell Beale).
The biggest problem with the latest Downton Abbey movie is that you need to be familiar with the world to understand everything that is going on. Walking into this film blind would feel similar to walking into Avengers: Endgame with no prior knowledge of the storyline. The film also traverses more ground than usual as the Crawleys start off the film in London, head back to Downton, go back to London, and finish the film in the Abbey. It’s a lot, and it’s great (if you know what’s going on). On top of the regular characters, Fellows has written roles for Alesandro Nivola (as a mysterious American), and Joely Richardson (a wealthy relative of Bertie), who provide some welcome drama that was missing from Downton Abbey: A New Era. It’s not a tight film like Downton Abbey (2019), but it doesn’t have to be because it needs to close out storylines and please audiences who have been watching the franchise since 2011. The landing isn’t perfect (the film takes a while to get going), but it gives audiences what they want. Here is another list.
- Lady Mary gets into some shenanigans.
- Mr. Crawley gets all huffy while Mrs. Crawley remains cool under pressure.
- Mr Carson behaves like Mr. Carson.
- Arguments are had in fancy rooms.
- Anna and John Bates prove themselves to be the greatest employees ever.
- Isobel Grey drops some sassy quips.
- Edith, Daisy, Thomas, and Andy get happy endings.
- Steadicams are used.
- The words “mama” and “papa” are said many times.
- Money becomes an issue.
Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale is a fantastic ending to a beloved franchise, and I’m hoping it pulls in a lot of money so we get a fourth film entitled Downton Abbey: Encore.
The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 649: Alien vs. Predator (2004), Sanaa Lathan, and Beefy Yautja
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Mark and Norbert discuss the 2004 sci-fi action film Alien vs. Predator. Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson, and starring Sanaa Lathan, Lance Henricksen and several beefy Yautja hunters, the movie focuses on what happens when dummy aliens attempt to battle xenomorphs (it ends badly). In this episode, they also talk about epic fights, ice time and a smokeshow of an archaeologist.
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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 648 – Alien: Covenant (2017), Michael Fassbender, and Space Eggs
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The Alien franchise series continues! Mark and Norbert discuss the 2017 sequel to a prequel Alien: Covenant. Directed by Ridley Scott, and starring Michael Fassbender, Katherine Waterston, Danny McBride, and lots of black goo, the movie focuses on what happens when a highly advanced synthetic android causes a lot of problems for a crew of space colonizers. In this episode, they also talk about space eggs, bad ideas, and the excellence of Michael Fassbender. Enjoy!
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MY CALL: Brutal, dark, and equal parts oh so quirky and oh so gory, this film was a breath of fresh air and a nice change-up from the norm. The tone may put off some viewers. But it quite worked for me. MORE MOVIES LIKE The Monkey: The closest film I could match in tone would be something like Housebound (2014).
Director Osgood Perkins (Longlegs, Gretel & Hansel, The Blackcoat’s Daughter) and writer Stephen King (Children of the Corn, It &It remake, Gerald’s Game,) have brought us an off-kilter, blood-soaked zinger with a bizarre, dark tone. And while not nearly as wildly zany as The Greasy Strangler (2016), Black Sheep (2006) or Dead Alive (1992), you’ll still giggle and gasp constantly at this completely ungrounded-in-reality horror film.
This very dark comedy begins with a delightfully silly cameo by Adam Scott (Krampus, Hellraiser: Bloodline, Piranha 3D) complete with a flamethrower, over-the-top dialogue, and a truly festive disembowelment. What follows is a brutal yet hilarious narration introducing our main twin brothers as young boys who, long after the departure of their father (Adam Scott), find a cursed antique drumming monkey that he failed to destroy in the opening sequence.
Like an ominous yet feisty Good Guy Doll (Child’s Play), the monkey somehow appears in places as if it had moved there itself, often in ways taunting discomfort in its discovery. And once the monkey drums, grotesque freak accidents follow, plaguing the boys.
The weird humor in this movie is great (for my taste) and defies reasonable reality in a way that I quite welcomed and, at times, just ludicrous. An awkward young priest’s eulogy is wonderfully cringe, a rather non-triggering bullying scene feels like something from a cartoon or a sitcom, a well-timed mention of a “stiff sock,” and a pie-filling-like result of a stampede death, all help this film to bask in its awkward humor and sick atmosphere.
25 years later, and now estranged from his twin brother for some time, Hal (Theo James; The White Lotus, Castlevania, Underworld Awakening & Blood Wars) realizes that a new and recent string of bizarre accidental deaths must signify the reemergence of the monkey.
Including a freak accident with a box of fishing lures, and a hilariously explosive electrocution death in a pool; these death scenes are numerous, shockingly abrupt, and will either make you laugh or leave you slack-jawed. Every death uses laughably more blood than is sensible, and fragments bodies beyond reason—such as to say “that death would not result in a body exploding!” Some of them are even cartoonish in execution (e.g., the vape death or snake bite scene). For added viewing pleasure, watch out for Elijah Wood (Maniac, The Good Son, The Faculty, Cooties) as a painfully annoying parenting book author, and Tatiana Maslany (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, Orphan Black, Keeper) as the twins’ mother.
This film is truly nothing like anything Osgood Perkins has yet created. The tone remains dire, but it is somehow dire via feisty demonic force, making it feel notably less overwhelming and hopeless for the viewer. Still, you might feel some tension.
The movie basically just ends… but not so unsatisfyingly. It ends just as it began… with an abrupt, bloody gag that should provoke a good chuckle. Frankly, if you were initially on board with this dark humor, the ending likely will suit you just fine. I was good with it.
The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 647: The Alien Franchise Character Ranking
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Mark and Zanandi talk about their favorite characters from the Alien franchise. In this episode, you’ll hear them talk about the cool characters from Alien (1978), Aliens (1986), Alien 3 (1992), Alien Resurrection (1997), Alien vs. Predator (2004), Prometheus (2012), Alien: Covenant (2017) and Alien: Romulus (2024). Enjoy!
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The Baltimorons (2025) – Review
Quick Thoughts:
- Michael Strassner and Liz Larsen are great together.
- It features the best Cadillac with a “mother-of-pearl” paint job of any 2025 film.
- Jay Duplass has crafted a fantastic film that’s loaded with humor, warmth, crab fishing, trespassing, improv comedy, broken teeth, memorable lines, and depth.
- Favorite Line – “I like your face.”
- Watch it.
Sometimes the best work comes when there’s no time for overthinking because you have about three weeks to prepare for a three-week shoot in Baltimore, Maryland. This is what happened to director and co-writer Jay Duplass, who, after having a tumultuous time during the pandemic and SAG actors’ strike, was ready to direct another movie. Baltimorons came together in an organic rush, and it works because of the charming cast and dedication of the 15-member crew (and their family members). Duplass considers it to be a “big ass miracle,” but that oversimplifies the smart decisions that gave this tiny film a chance.
The film opens with an inebriated man named Cliff (Michael Strassner) trying and failing to hang himself in his dimly lit attic. The suicide attempt fails not for a lack of trying, but because Cliff’s belt buckles when his 250ish pound body steps off a chair and plummets towards the wooden floor. This scene is important for a couple of reasons because we learn that Cliff genuinely wanted to kill himself, but he didn’t put enough thought into how to do it correctly. It’s a dour way to open a film, but it’s important because we know that Cliff is on the edge and clearly has issues that need to be understood and resolved.
The film then cuts to an exterior shot of a “mother-of-pearl” colored Cadillac driving around Baltimore that is soundtracked by Vince Guaraldi’s melancholic rendition of “O’Tannenbaum.” It’s been six months since the suicide attempt, and Cliff has been sober for all six of them. During the car ride to his future in-laws house for Christmas Eve celebrations, he shows off his six month sober medal to his fiance Brittany (Olivia Luccardi – Yara from It Follows!) and tells her a story about how fellow AA meeting members thought he was stealing money from the donation basket when he was trying to get change for a $20 bill (He wanted $17 back because $3 is a fine donation). Moments later, as he’s trying to enter his future in-laws’ house, he smacks his face on a doorframe and dislodges a tooth. This forces him to find a dentist on Christmas Eve, and the only person who answers his calls is Dr. Didi (Liz Larsen), a gruff dentist who is quickly won over by the affable Cliff.
After she successfully fixes his tooth, the two embark on an exploration of Baltimore that involves breaking Cliff’s Cadillac out of a tow truck lot, performing an improv set in an auto shop, and a late-night crab fishing expedition. During the day, the pair bond and learn more about each other as they traverse various Baltimore locations. A lot has been made of the 30-year age gap between the two characters, but it’s not as noticeable as the relationships in Harold and Maude or May December, because Cliff is a bearded giant, and Didi is described as being a “MILF dentist” whose gruff exterior masks a vulnerable side. Both characters have experienced a lot of pain and sadness, which is why they work as a couple.
Throughout the film, Cliff is described as being a “double XL trying to fit into a medium,” and it makes sense because he’s trying to stuff himself into a life that doesn’t fit his oversized personality. Sobriety was much needed, but his new clear-headedness and past trauma are pushing him towards a life of office work that will probably kill him. Throughout the film, we learn that his attempt at getting cast on a show called Laugh It Up Live (think SNL) was unsuccessful, and he’s unsure if he can be a sober comedian. So, his chance meeting with Didi proves to be important because she’s a gruff stranger who doesn’t know anything about his struggles and offers a path to a new life.
Duplass describes Strassner as being a “sensitive, sweet-hearted, gentle, woodland creature inside the body of a 1978 Chicago Bears linebacker.” The description fits as Cliff is a massive dude, but pretty much everything that comes out of his mouth is nice. Strassner plays the role with a welcome amount of sincerity and charm, and you believe his motor-mouthed shenanigans are meant to mask his sadness and disappointment with life. Most importantly, he and Larsen are wonderful together, and they create three-dimensional characters who work well together. The best thing about Liz Larsen is that the “pint-sized dynamo” can be simultaneously tough and vulnerable. Her best moment comes when she volunteers for an improv comedy bit inside an auto shop (that was owned by the parents of one of the crew members). It’s fun watching her help Cliff while putting herself in front of a crowd of strangers who love improv so much they happily attend improv popups on Christmas Eve. Both characters need each other, and I loved watching their new origin (or reinvention) stories.
Final thoughts – Watch it!
The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 646: See You Up There (2017), Albert Dupontel, and French Cinema
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Mark and Joey Lewandowski discuss the 2017 film See You Up There. Directed by Albert Dupontel, and starring Nahuel Pérez Biscayart, Laurent Lafitte, and a plethora of masks, the movie focuses on what happens when a pair of WW1 veterans decide to con people out of money. In this episode, they also talk about French cinema, Albert Dupontel, and 2017 cinema. Enjoy!
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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 645: Star Trek: Nemesis (2002), Dune Buggies, and Tom Hardy
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Mark and Niall finish up their Star Trek: The Next Generation movie coverage by talking about the 2002 flop Star Trek: Nemesis. Directed by Stuart Baird, and starring Patrick Stewart, Tom Hardy, and a dune buggy, the movie focuses on what happens when Captain Jean-Luc Picard realizes he has an evil clone. In this episode, they also talk about unnecessary death, mind invasion, and Star Trek villains. Enjoy!
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