Trailer Talk: Seeking Justice

Nic Cage is married to January Jones and he has bad facial hair. He is terrorized by Guy Pearce. Will Cage freak out? Will January Jones finally emote? Will this go straight to DVD?

The plot revolves around Nic Cage’s wife getting attacked and hospitalized. Nic Cage gets involved with some shady folks who kill the attacker. The kicker is that Cage has to kill somebody. Cage doesn’t want to murder that somebody…..Wait….I don’t care about any of this. All I care about is Cage running around whilst people chase him.

Anytime you get to see Nicolas Cage running away from a truck you smile. I’m stoked for this flick and more bad facial hair