A Good Day To Die Hard Told in Pictures
Hello all. Mark here
I own all of the Die Hard films. Die Hard is classic, Die Harder is loud, Die Hard With a Vengeance is better than Die Harder and Live Free or Die hard has Timothy Olyphant. Collider recently released new pictures of A Good Day To Die Hard and they didn’t raise my expectations. I picked out some winners and decided I can tell you the entire film in nine pictures. My prediction is that the movie will be loud, louder and happily R-rated.
Without further ado here is A Good Day To Die Hard told in pictures.
Bruce Willis goes to another country and does the Bruce Willis face.
He gets into a taxi and a culture clash occurs.
A bad guy talks on a cell phone about something evil. My guess is arms dealing, nuclear war, beard shaving tips or billion dollar theft
The likable bald dude from Spartacus and Jack Reacher gets in over his head yet is still annoyed that that another bald dude saves him.
Bruce Willis finds out the bald dude is his son and gives him the Bruce Willis face.
A lady gets scantily clad in a conveinantly empty parking garage for the preview
Bruce Willis catches the bad guy via complaining, lots of bullets and one-liners.
Bruce says his famous catchphrase and his son gives him a sassy look because he understands that the catchphrase is sorta tired.
The two walk away and talk about a sequel.
Also, The trailer for Red 2 just came out and it looks fantastic. Viva la John Malkovich and his acid brain.
A spot on review of a film neither of us has seen.
I have Jason Stathams new movie Parker next. Lots of hats, tailored suits and face punching.
I never realized two things: 1) That the Bruce Willis face is the face of someone far from restroom musing “Uh oh, do I have to take a major dump LIKE NOW?!” and 2) I wasn’t aware that I was supposed to find the serial killer who asphyxiated a young girl by hand to be “a likable guy.” Now that those things have been clarified I’m ready to continue enjoying Die Hard movies until Willis pulls a Bruce Campbell Bubba-Hotep in hospice care shotgunning bad guys from his wheelchair with a grandchild in his lap.
He was a likable bad guy cause he was capable. Dude was all business and much like cruise loves perfect fitting jackets
I guess he did make that sniper feel good about himself for a while. That was nice.