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A Good Day To Die Hard Told in Pictures

January 21, 2013

Hello all. Mark here

I own all of the Die Hard films. Die Hard is classic, Die Harder is loud, Die Hard With a Vengeance is better than Die Harder and Live Free or Die hard has Timothy Olyphant. Collider recently released new pictures of A Good Day To Die Hard and they didn’t raise my expectations. I picked out some winners and decided I can tell you the entire film in nine pictures. My prediction is that the movie will be loud, louder and happily R-rated.

Without further ado here is A Good Day To Die Hard told in pictures.

Bruce Willis goes to another country and does the Bruce Willis face.

A good Day to Die Hard Bruce Willis

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He gets into a taxi and a culture clash occurs.

A Good Day to Die Hard taxi

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A bad guy talks on a cell phone about something evil. My guess is arms dealing, nuclear war, beard shaving tips or billion dollar theft

A Good Day To Die Hard Bad Guy

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The likable bald dude from Spartacus and Jack Reacher gets in over his head yet is still annoyed that that another bald dude saves him.

A Good Day to Die Hard Jai Courtney

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Bruce Willis finds out the bald dude is his son and gives him the Bruce Willis face.

A Good Day To Die Hard Willis sassy look

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A lady gets scantily clad in a conveinantly empty parking garage for the preview

A Good Day To Die Hard yuliya snigir motorcycle

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Bruce Willis catches the bad guy via complaining, lots of bullets and one-liners.

A Good Day To Die Hard catch bad guy

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Bruce says his famous catchphrase and his son gives him a sassy look because he understands that the catchphrase is sorta tired.

A Good Day To Die Hard Courtney sassy look

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The two walk away and talk about a sequel.

A Good Day To Die Hard walk away

Also, The trailer for Red 2 just came out and it looks fantastic. Viva la John Malkovich and his acid brain.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. Lacey permalink
    January 21, 2013 10:17 am

    A spot on review of a film neither of us has seen.

    • January 21, 2013 10:39 am

      I have Jason Stathams new movie Parker next. Lots of hats, tailored suits and face punching.

  2. johnleavengood permalink
    January 21, 2013 10:19 am

    I never realized two things: 1) That the Bruce Willis face is the face of someone far from restroom musing “Uh oh, do I have to take a major dump LIKE NOW?!” and 2) I wasn’t aware that I was supposed to find the serial killer who asphyxiated a young girl by hand to be “a likable guy.” Now that those things have been clarified I’m ready to continue enjoying Die Hard movies until Willis pulls a Bruce Campbell Bubba-Hotep in hospice care shotgunning bad guys from his wheelchair with a grandchild in his lap.

    • January 21, 2013 10:40 am

      He was a likable bad guy cause he was capable. Dude was all business and much like cruise loves perfect fitting jackets

      • johnleavengood permalink
        January 21, 2013 2:28 pm

        I guess he did make that sniper feel good about himself for a while. That was nice.

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