The MFF Overly Researched and Totally Fearless Oscar Predictions

Hello all. Mark here.

The Oscars are upon us and I’ve decided to share my predictions. They are all fairly stock but I’ve decided to pick with logic and not my heart. It is an interesting field this year with several close races (Editing, Picture, Director, Short live action film, Doc) which make the Oscars fairly intriguing.

Here are the predictions! Enjoy.

If you bet big and win I get 7%. However, if you lose big…….My bad.

1. Best Picture – 12.36 Years a Slave

2. Best Actress – Cate “Makes losing your mind dignified” Blanchett

3. Best Actor – McC Wooderson

4. Best Supporting Actress – Lupita (I regret being in Non-Stop) N’yong’o

5. Best Supporting Actor – Jordan Catalano

6. Best Director – Steve “Don’t call me Great Escape” McQueen

7. Best Adapted Screenplay – 12 Years A Slave

8. Best Original Screenplay and Mustache – Her

9. Best Animated Feature and Song – Frozen

10. Best Visual Effects, Sound Editing, Editing, Sound Mixing, Score and Cinematography – Gravity 

11. Best High Waisted Pants – Her

12. Best Documentary – 20 Feet From Stardom (Should be Act of Killing)

13. Best Voice Acting – ScarJo in Don Jon and Her

14. Best Costumes and Production Design – Great Gatsby

15. Best Makeup – Dallas Buyers Club

16. Best Performance That Gets No Love – Jake Gyllenhaal – Prisoners

17. Best Dad – Bill Nighy – About Time

18 Best Short Stuff – Get A Horse, The Lady in 6, Helium 

19. Best Foreign Film – The Great Beauty

There you have it!