The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast #210: The 1980s Comedies and David Fincher Movie Football Draft
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Audrey II is drafted. Great pick.
The MFF podcast is back, and this week we’re using 1980s comedies and David Fincher movies to draft an American Football team. We here at MFF love random drafts, and this one gets really weird as characters from Ghostbusters 2, Gone Girl, The Social Network, Alien 3 and The Karate Kid all get drafted. In this podcast, you will hear us talk about linebacker paintings, plants as offensive lineman and merchandising. If you are a fan of incredibly random podcast episodes, you will love this draft.
Amy Dunne is a first round pick.
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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast #209: Major League, Buckets of Chicken and Pitches That Are Just a Bit Outside
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The MFF podcast is back, and this week we’re talking about the 1989 baseball movie Major League. Directed and written by David S. Ward, and starrring Charlie Sheen, Wesley Snipes, Rene Russo, Corbin Bernsen, Tom Berenger, and Dennis Haysbert, this smash-hit of a movie has aged beautifully and we loved talking about it. In this podcast, you will hear us talk about buckets of chicken, terrible pitches and Bob Uecker being an absolute legend. If you are a fan of Major League, you will love this episode.
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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast #208: Celebrating the 20th Anniversary of Deep Blue Sea
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The MFF podcast is back, and this week we’re celebrating the 20th anniversary of Deep Blue Sea. Released on July 28th, 1999, the Renny Harlin directed movie features shocking deaths, inventive set-pieces and a song about shark fin hats (it’s awesome). Deep Blue Sea is one of our favorite films, and we think it’s aged-beautifully, and is still the second best shark movie ever made (Jaws is #1). In this podcast, you will hear us talk about cheeseboards, limb loss and what televisions shows sharks watch. If you are a fan of Deep Blue Sea, you will love this episode.

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10 Moments in Shark Movies That Seem Absolutely Terrible
I love shark movies, but I’d never want to be a character in a shark movie. The unlucky characters are ripped in half, eaten whole or harassed for hours before being ripped in half. To make it worse, the fictional antagonist sharks carry grudges, grow to insane lengths, and in the case of Jaws: The Revenge, have a psychic connection to the people they are trying to eat. Basically, shark movies put characters in terrible situations, and the following 10 are the worst. I guarantee that you won’t want to be anywhere near these moments.
10. In the Heart of the Sea – In the Water With a Pissed-Off Whale the Size of a Skyscraper
I’m cheating here because In the Heart of the Sea is about whales, and I’m using the poster instead of an actual scene from the movie. However, holy sh*t, how big is the whale in this poster? Is the person going to attack it? It doesn’t matter what happens next, because it’s lights out.

9. The Reef and Open Water – Being Harassed By Sharks While Stranded in the Ocean
Both The Reef and Open Water feature people in terrible situations where they are constantly harassed (or eaten) by sharks. There is no reprieve, rest or hope in these situations, because they’re either going to be nibbled to death by sharks, or eaten quickly by a great white. No thanks.
8. Jaws 3-D – Swallowed Whole By a Shark
Jaws 3-D features a scuba diver being swallowed whole by a great white shark. How terrible would that be? Would you just sit in its body and slowly die? Could the shark digest you? Would you die because your oxygen tank empties? If you’ve ever been swallowed whole by a shark I’d love some answers.
7. Jaws – The Death of Quint
Quint’s death in Jaws is terrible. He slowly slides into the sharks mouth and is chewed up inch-by-inch. Throw in the the pained screaming and blood exploding from this mouth, and you have one of the best deaths ever in a shark movie. I would want to be nowhere near this scene.
6. Deep Blue Sea – Being Eaten while Monologuing
Very few people on this planet have ever had the chance to deliver a rallying monologue to a group of scared scientists. How awesome would it be to motivate people to fight three giant sharks? Russell Franklin (Samuel L. Jackson) had this opportunity, and even though he took his eyes off the water (can’t blame him), It bums me out that he couldn’t finish his speech and save the day.
5. The Meg – Being Chased By a Megalodon
The only person on this planet who could survive being chased by a megalodon is Jason Statham. Every other plebian on this planet would be doomed to a water-logged ride that ended with them being obliterated by a hungry dinosaur.
4. Jaws: The Revenge – Being Eaten While Riding a Banana Boat
Jaws: The Revenge is about a relative of the sharks from the prior films (I think), hunting down the remaining Brodys. During the shark’s hunt, it accidentely kills an innocent woman because it has terrible aim. The shark wanted the Brody kid, but instead, caught a woman who was enjoying a ride on the banana boat. There is nothing worse than paying for a ride on a banana boat, then being eaten halfway through the ride because you’re sitting next to the grandchild of the guy who killed two great white sharks 10 years ago.
3. 47 Meters Down – Saved By the Flare
Imagine this, the shark cage you are in sinks to the bottom of the ocean because the cut-rate shark diving outfit you picked couldn’t afford gear that works. After several harrowing hours, you decide to swim to the surface with a handful of flares. When you get close to the surface you have to wait five minutes — so nitrogen bubbles don’t kill you. Eventually, you get down to your last flare and can’t light it quickly enough — which leaves you in absolute darkness. When you manage to light your last flare, there are three massive sharks surrounding you. I’d quit.

2. Jaws – Being Dragged Around While Skinny Dipping
Imagine going for a swim in the ocean and being attacked by an unseen (but massive) shark that drags you around the ocean like rag-doll. Chrissie’s death in Jaws is one of cinemas greatest shocks, and I wish I could’ve witnessed the audiences reaction in 1975, when Jaws was unleashed upon the world. I can think of only one moment that is worse…
1. Deep Blue Sea – The Prolonged Death of Jim Whitlock
Jim Whitlock’s goes through a lot before he is killed in Deep Blue Sea. First, a shark bites his arm off, then the rescue helicopters winch fails and drops the gurney that he is strapped to into shark infested waters. Once in the water, a 45-foot shark grabs ahold of his gurney and takes him on a long underwater ride that ends with the shark using his gurney to break the glass separating the wetlab (where he was initially attacked) from the ocean. I can’t think of anything worse than what happened to Jim Whitlock in Deep Blue Sea.
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This MFF podcast is back, and this week we’re talking about Sharks in Sweden, a totally fake shark movie starring Dolph Lundgren, Stephen Baldwin and Jeremy Irons. We’ve talked about Sharks in Sweden for a long time here at MFF, so we decided to sit down and dedicate an episode to the worlds only “Shark Heist” movie featuring genetically modified sharks attacking museum goers…in Sweden. In this podcast, you will hear us talk about turtlenecks, decapitations (via shark) and Keith David fist-fighting David Keith. If you are a fan of fully-fleshed-out movies (we cover everything) that don’t exist, you will love our Sharks in Sweden episode.
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The poster was made before the movie. You will notice some of the actors don’t appear in the movie.
What is the Best Shark Movie That Isn’t Jaws?

What is the best shark movie that isn’t Jaws? By removing the best shark movie ever from the list, a whole new world of possibilities open up because we’ve always just considered Jaws to be the stock number one pick (with good reason). I initially thought about putting together a list based on my opinions. But, that’s boring, so I pulled together the shark movies with reliable box office, critical and audience data, and I created nine categories to see how they stacked up against each other.
Here are the movies:
- Jaws 2 (1978)
- Jaws 3-D (1983)
- Jaws: the Revenge (1987)
- Deep Blue Sea (1999)
- Open Water (2003)
- The Reef (2010)
- Shark Night (2011)
- Bait 3-D (2012)
- The Shallows (2016)
- 47 Meters Down (2017)
- The Meg (2018)
*I know there are other shark movies. I just needed to have critical (Rotten Tomatoes, Metacritic) audience (IMDb) and box office (Box Office Mojo) data to include them.
Here are the nine categories:
- Rotten Tomatoes Score
- Metacritic Score
- IMDb Score
- Domestic Box Office
- Best Kill
- Best Shark
- Shark Screen Time
- Kill Count
- Amount of Sharks

The Rules:
- The movie with the lowest amount of points wins
- The Shallows and The Reef both have impressive 79% Tomatometer Scores, so they each got 1 point, because they have the best critical scores. Jaws: The Revenge has a 0% Tomatometer Score, so it received the most points in the category.
- Seven of the categories are based on data
- Two of the categories are based on my opinion
Quick note: I enjoy all of these movies. It’s very hard to make a theatrically released shark movie that I dislike.
11. Bait 3-D – 64 points
Best Moment: A large shark gets blown away by a shotgun
10. Shark Night – 57
Best moment: A Great White Shark gets up to 65 MPH to eat a guy on a jet ski (I did the math).
9. Jaws 3-D – 57
Best moment: The shark moves in slow motion and blows up a window
8. Jaws: The Revenge – 55
Best moment: A lady gets eaten while riding a banana boat
7. 47 Meters Down – 53
Best moment: The flare scene

6. Open Water – 52
Best moment: An ending that punches you in the gut
5. The Reef – 49
The Reef is a gut-punch of a movie that focuses on four people being hunted by a great white shark after their boat capsizes during their trip to Indonesia. Based on a true story, The Reef looks great on a tiny $3.8 million budget and a lot of the credit goes to director Andrew Traucki, who also directed the fun creature feature Black Water. I love how it focuses on an inferred threat, while still featuring a decent amount of shark action. The Great White’s presence is always felt, and while watching it again, I kept finding myself stressed out, despite knowing what was going to happen. You should check it out, it’s currently streaming on Shudder.
Best moment:The initial great white attack is super tense
4. The Meg – 39
It’s Jason Statham vs. a giant shark, nothing more needs to be said. It was a smash hit at the box office ($145 million domestic, $530 worldwide) and the critical scores weren’t terrible (46% RT and Metacritic). I think the fourth spot is accurate, because it’s not as insane as it should’ve been, but it still features a giant creature trying to eat Jason Statham. How awesome would it be if Statham and Crank 1 & 2 directors Brian Taylor and Mark Neveldine reunited for the sequel?
Best moment: There are multiple megalodons
3. Jaws 2 – 37
Jaws 2 is a solid sequel that adopts a “this sequel is unnecessary, so we’re gonna turn the violence to 11” style of storytelling. I love that the sharks face is burnt during a bonkers boat attack in the beginning of the film, because it looks super badass as it takes down helicopters and eats teenagers. I remember this movie scared the crap out of me when I was younger, because it focuses on a massive animatronic shark attacking teenagers who need way bigger boats. Also, it pulled in a very impressive $300 million (adjusted for inflation) at the domestic box office, which is a massive haul for any film.
Best moment: The boat attack and explosion is gnarly
2. The Shallows – 32
The shark in The Shallows is one of my favorites (if not my favorite) because it holds grudges and is straight-up mean. Director Jaume Collet-Serra (Non-Stop, The Commuter) loves placing characters in desperate, time-dependant situations, then, putting them through the absolute wringer. Blake Lively crushes her role as a resourceful surfer, who is stuck on an isolated rock while an incredibly-mean great white shark circles her endlessly. The Shallows is a lot of fun, and I’m pretty sure you will love Steven Seagull.
Best moment: The jellyfish attack. It looks really cool.
1. Deep Blue Sea – 21
Deep Blue Sea is a perfect summer popcorn movie that features fun kills, inventive set-pieces and great animatronic sharks (The CGI sharks are soul-crushing though). I love that director Renny Harlin (Die Hard 2, The Long Kiss Goodnight) was given $60 million dollars to tell an original R-rated movie featuring genetically modified sharks chasing scientists around an underwater facility in the Pacific ocean. You won’t see many movies like this anymore, and I think that’s why it is still beloved by people like Stephen King and Brian Raftery. Also, the sharks are on screen a lot, and it features the best kill of any shark movie (including Jaws)
Best moment: Russell gets interrupted
Let us know your rankings in the comments!
Deep Blue Sea is one of my favorite movies, and with its 20th anniversary approaching on July 28th, I decided to over-analyze the movie to breakdown the surprise death of Russell Franklin (Samuel L. Jackson). Even if you haven’t watched Deep Blue Sea, I’m 92.434% certain you know about Samuel L. Jackson’s surprise death, because it’s perfect. Here is how it goes down, the skeleton crew of Aquatica, an ocean research facility, are being chased by sharks and infighting has started amongst them. Noticing that morale is getting dangerously low, Franklin interrupts them and delivers a pep talk about how he survived a massive avalanche in the Alps. When he is about to hit the high-note of his speech, a shark comes out of the water and eats him mid-sentence.
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I’ve always wondered if the shark waited until the perfect moment to attack during the monologue. Did it purposefully wait until the high-note of the speech, or did it attack because Franklin suggested sealing up the wet entrance? Did it just randomly come across Franklin? To answer these questions, I went back and analyzed the actions of the generation II Mako shark (the 45-foot one) leading up to the classic death. We know the sharks planned the flooding of the facility, so they could escape through the aluminum fencing, which was 8-feet above the water. However, after uber-analyzing their plan, I’ve come to realize just how intricate and well-thought-out it was (The Joker from The Dark Knight would be jealous). I know the sharks don’t succeed, but they tried their hardest to escape the research facility of horrors.
Before I get into Samuel L. Jackson’s death, I wanted to give you a quick overview of the events that transpired before it.
This is a layout of Aquatica. Deep Blue Sea does a great job of breaking down the geography of the facility.
Quick note: The generation II mako was given an extra dose of the smart serum 24-hours before the test. So, it’s REALLY smart during the rushed testing process.
- When Carter Blake (Thomas Jane) goes out to catch the shark, it starts taking out the underwater security cameras so the people in the lab can’t track it, AND so they wouldn’t notice that it guided itself perfectly to land on the boarding platform
- The 8-ton shark lands PERFECTLY on the boarding platform. Carter Blake is good, but he isn’t good enough to tranquilize an 8-ton shark so it lands perfectly on a boarding platform. The shark is then brought into the wetlab which is located on the second sub-level
- The shark isn’t knocked out, it’s playing possum. That’s why it moves when the needles initially go into its head. The shark doesn’t attack Dr. Susan McAlester (Saffron Burrows) because they still need to destroy her research (hence the gratuitous attack later in her room), and it knows if it bites her, it will probably die. So, it bites Jim Whitlock (Stellan Skarsgard), knowing McAlester will let it go.
- The shark takes out the helicopter and the Aquatica control center with one strategic move. The explosion also starts the flooding of the 1st sub-level
- The shark rams the wetlab’s massive glass window with Jim’s gurney (that he is still attached to), which starts the flooding of the second sub-level. Knowing that the 1st sub-level is flooding, the shark then rams open the wetlabs doors to start flooding the 2nd level. This forces the scientists to the third sub-level (so many levels to this plan)
- While in the wet entry on the 3rd sub-level, they learn the submersible is destroyed (which is probably a good thing). They think about making a swim for it, but it would end in death. So, they decide to open up a door leading to the elevator, which will destabilize the room and cause tons and tons of seawater to enter. This is what the sharks want. They don’t want the humans swimming because they’d stop flooding the Aquatica. The shark also doesn’t want them to seal up the wet entry either. So, it eats Franklin when he got too immersed in his monologue. Then, the shark knows they will depressurize the area, so it swims away and shares Franklin with its generation I mako companion. When the area is flooded, the shark comes back and knocks open the door, which further sinks the Aquatica.
The shark was waiting for Franklin to arrive at an easily eatable location.
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When Russell finally gets into an easy position to eat, it takes 17 seconds for the shark to strike.
Here is the breakdown based on complete guesswork
- The shark is waiting for the Aquatica crew when they arrive in the wet entry on the 3rd sub-level.
- The wetlab entrance is 45 meters from the ocean floor.
- The shark swims backwards to the ocean floor to keep its eyes on Franklin – This takes 10 seconds.
- It stops and positions itself – 2 seconds.
- it explodes from the ocean floor and covers 45 meters in 5 seconds (29.6 feet per second, 20 miles per hour) and grabs Franklin in its mouth. Mako sharks are known for their insane jumps, so this makes sense. For comparison, here is an article about Great White sharks jumping out of the water.
- It swims away and shares the spoils with another shark.
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Renny Harlin really wanted to shock audiences with this surprise kill, and he totally did. I love how it makes logical sense, and makes the sharks seem like brilliant masterminds. Hopefully, when you watch Deep Blue Sea again, you appreciate the shark’s plan more, and know how it lead to Samuel L. Jackson becoming lunch.
If you like this random data about Deep Blue Sea. Make sure to check out the other data heavy article I wrote about Jim Whitlock’s gnarly death in Deep Blue Sea.
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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast #206: Boar – The 2017 Horror Movie Featuring Nathan Jones Fighting a Giant Pig
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The MFF podcast is back, and this week we’re talking about the giant killer pig movie Boar. Directed by genre director Chris Sun, this 2017 creature feature focuses on a giant pig running wild in the Australian outback. MFF contributor John Leavengood loves this movie (read his review) and couldn’t wait to talk about the fights, kills and brawl between Nathan Jones and the large monster. In this podcast, you will hear us talk about Australian creature features, practical effects and CGI monsters. If you are a fan of Boar, you will love this episode.
He is about to punch a giant pig
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Best movie spider ever.
The MFF podcast is back, and this week we’re talking about the 2002 creature feature Eight Legged Freaks. This giant spider movie is totally underrated and we love its combination of humor, carnage and cheeky spiders who have charming personalities. It’s a shame that it underpeformed at the box office, because it’s very fun, and features solid CGI and inspired spider kills. In this podcast, you will hear us talk about John Travolta, creature features and death by slug. If you are a fan of Eight Legged Freaks you will love this episode! Enjoy.
I love this scene.
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The MFF podcast is back, and this week we’re talking about the 1999 cult classic comedy Election. Excellently Directed by Alexander Payne (Citizen Ruth, About Schmidt, Sideways), the film only made $14 million during its initial theatrical run, however, it’s built a cult following over the last 20 years. Election is a near-perfect comedy that gets better with age, and we still can’t get over how great Matthew Broderick, Chris Klein and Reese Witherspoon (she should’ve won an Oscar) are in their respective roles. In this podcast, you will hear us talk about trash, Pepsi, very tall rooms and running in circles. If you are a fan of Election, you will love this episode.
Reese should’ve been picked for an Oscar. She is awesome.
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