John’s Horror Corner: Prom Night (1980), an early 80s slasher starring Jamie Lee Curtis.
MY CALL: Extremely weak kills and basically nothing happens on screen. Really, there’s no reason see it except for early 80s Jamie Lee Curtis nostalgia. Sorry. MORE MOVIES LIKE Prom Night: First off, I’d skip the remake Prom Night (2008). There are many early 80s slashers of much better quality. I’d recommend Maniac (1980), The Prowler (1981), Madman (1981), Pieces (1982) and maaaaaybe even The Slumber Party Massacre (1982).
IMDB summary–“At a high school senior prom, a masked killer stalks four teenagers who were responsible for the accidental death of a classmate six years previously.”
Hot on the coattails of Halloween (1978), director Paul Lynch (Humongous) calls on the early 80s scream queen to play Kimberly Hammond (Jamie Lee Curtis; Halloween, Halloween H20, Virus), our main protagonist and daughter to her high school’s principal Mr. Hammond (Leslie Nielsen; Creepshow, Dracula: Dead and Loving It).
With prom around the corner, our high school senior perps start getting strange phone calls and calling cards from our whispery killer, who stalks them closely. Red herrings abound. High school groundskeeper Mr. Sykes (Robert A. Silverman; The Brood, Scanners, Jason X) feels like the inspiration of the similar character in Pieces (1982), as are many other aspects of this film echoed in the 1982 classic.
Focused on her debut as prom queen, Kim pays less attention than she probably should to her (and their) obvious stalker. From Kim’s perspective, her greatest threat is her arch-frenemy Wendy (Anne-Marie Martin; The Boogens, Halloween II).
While not at all unusual for the era, there is no satisfying action in the first hour—not even a respectable opening death scene. Just a lot of bickering teen angst and man-sealing prom drama. And once the action does finally start, it’s really pretty soft on the horror (in terms of effects and on-screen violence). The first prom murder is an off-screen throat slit with the bloody results seen only after the fact, followed by off-screen stabbing (also bloodily revealed after the fact), and then off-screen ax attack (yup… bloody after the fact). There’s only one on-screen kill worth mentioning: a proper beheading, right before the “meh” reveal of the killer’s identity.
The only real reason to watch this movie is for the Jamie Lee Curtis nostalgia. Truly, there are many early 80s slashers of much better quality.
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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 449: The Green Knight, Dev Patel, and A24
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Mark and Lisa (@FoolishMinion20 on Twitter) discuss the 2021 fantasy film The Green Knight. Directed by David Lowery, and starring Dev Patel, Alicia Vikander, Joel Edgerton, and a cheeky Green Knight, the movie is an adaptation of the 14th-century poem Sir Gawain and the Green Knight. In this episode, they also talk about beheadings, giants, and literary adaptations. Enjoy!
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MY CALL: If you’re in the market for green-screened guts, black magic curses, boobed pig monsters, and birth-robbing crotch-vampirism, then look no further! The very premise of this film is the product of unfettered screenwriting lunacy and, thankfully, subsequent filmmakers stood on the shoulders of the minds behind Bali to get even weirder. MORE MOVIES LIKE Mystics in Bali: For yet more bonkers Asian horror, consider Seeding of a Ghost (1983; aka Zhong gui), The Devil’s Sword (1984), Evil Dead Trap (1988; aka Shiryô no wana), Lady Terminator (1989), The Boxer’s Omen (1983; aka Mo, Black Magic 4) and, of course, Black Magic (1975). Though not Asian, I’d also recommend the Demon Seed (1977), The Manitou (1978), Re-Animator (1985), From Beyond (1986) and Bride of Re-Animator (1990) for some wild horror that packs some awkward insanity laughs and out there concepts.
Boasting a movie poster labeling this “the Holy Grail of Asian Cult Cinema,” Mystics in Bali has always been something I wanted to see. For decades I’ve seen images and posters in Fangoria magazine and websites and horror convention artists’ booths, building to the eventual day that I finally just bought the movie! And having just recently enjoyed another Asian cult movie (The Boxer’s Omen) also featuring a flying disembodied head dangling its guts below, today just felt like the day to watch it!
Based on the novel Leák Ngakak, the story follows American occult researcher Cathy (Ilona Agathe Bastian) who is interested in learning the practices of Leák black magic solely for the purpose of writing a book about it. So her friend Mahendra (Yos Santo; The Devil’s Sword) arranges for her to meet a monstrously disfigured evil witch (Sofia W.D.; The Queen of Black Magic) known as the greatest master of the Leák, who agrees to teach her. What could possibly go wrong?
The dialogue with the elderly witch has the maturity and exposition of a child’s fairy tale, and Cathy’s first lessons in black magic are visually just as silly. The animal transformation scenes are… well… they tried. But the major special effect of this movie is when Cathy’s head flies away from its body with her bodily organs and guts in tow. The effects are done by some pretty poor rotoscoping, and lack the grossout appeal for which we’re accustomed in newer movies. However, in concept, the movie remains an oddity in that Cathy has become a sort of floating head vampire which feeds on unborn children still inside their mother during childbirth. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Yup, I’m reminded of that scene from Re-Animator (1985) as well!
Unfortunately, we only witness this gag three times, and only once with any “feeding” action. So it’s mostly just a head flying around with its lungs and intestines dangling about, often on a hokey zipline cord when not green-screened. Personally, I’d prefer more birth-robbing crotch-vampirism. But that’s just me.
How crazy one considers this movie will be inversely affected by the number of crazy Asian movies they’ve seen prior. If you’ve seen few such insane oddities, then this will be a ridiculous delight. If you’ve seen many, then it will seem less provocative; even tame for its wacky subgenre. So all told, (for me) this movie isn’t super exciting at all. However, it clearly paved the way for subsequent, and even more nutty movies. So for his service to wild cult cinema, we owe director H. Tjut Djalil (Dangerous Seductress, Lady Terminator) a great debt. And speaking of wild cult cinema, the final fight would lead me to suggest The Manitou (1978)—which is also an amazing piece of completely unfettered cinema lunacy. This final fight in Bali is extremely clunky with wooden acting and yet more rigid action choreography. The “laser fighting” is laughably stupid, the “boobed” pig monster was ridiculous, and when the battle ends… so does the movie! Huh? Just roll the credits? Alright, I guess.
I’ve seen a lot of wild Asian horror, and this one is very patient and thorough in its storytelling and exposition. In fact, the story actually makes more sense than most of these zany Asian movies. Given the far slower pacing of Mystics in Bali, I’m inclined to consider The Boxer’s Omen (1983) the far more bonkers and vastly superior of the two films. But credit must be given that Mystics clearly influenced Omen. This film is… special.
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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 448 – Celebrating the One Year Anniversary of Malignant
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Mark and David Cross (@ItsMeDavidCross on Twitter) celebrate the one year anniversary of the beautiful horror film Malignant. Directed by James Wan, and starring Annabelle Wallis, Maddie Hasson, George Young, and an awesome villain named Gabriel. In this episode, they talk about chair throws, horror weapons, and the brilliance of James Wan. Enjoy!
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John’s Horror Corner: Glorious (2022), a gloriously gory, gross and squishy cosmic horror chamber thriller in a rest stop bathroom.
MY CALL: Awesomely disgusting cosmic horror with a heavy dose of well-written, feisty dark comedy. If you love Lovecraft and indie squishy tentacle horror, then step right up. This was a very pleasant surprise. Very well made! MORE MOVIES LIKE Glorious: Wanna keep things gross and cosmic? Easy… The Color Out of Space (2019) and Mandy (2018).
After breaking up with his girlfriend (Sylvia Grace Crim; The Hunt, Unhinged) and swan diving into depression, Wes (Ryan Kwanten; True Blood, Flight 7500, Dead Silence) finds himself trapped in a rest stop bathroom where he is coerced to save all existence by a self-proclaimed God named Ghatanothoa (J.K. Simmons; Dark Skies, Jennifer’s Body) preaching cosmic mysticism though a glory hole in toilet stall. Yes, you read that right. Through a glory hole.
By some manner of supernatural means at Ghat’s disposal, Wes is trapped in the restroom, presumably until he submits to Ghat’s rather robustly intimate request to save all humanity. Ghat challenges Wes’ sense of self, guilt and responsibility, while trying to convince him to act on behalf of the universe. Outside the bathroom, strange signs cue us to the obvious weirding that has afflicted the area—e.g., a strange purple flower dripping thick ooze.
Curious to put a face to the enigmatic voice, Wes’ attempts at glimpses into the mysterious stall reveal squishy, squirmy, wet tendrils attached to a grotesque mass largely obscured from our most curious view. What is this thing? This… God? Is this Wes’ mental breakdown fueling psychotic hallucinations? Is this some twisted Jacob’s Ladder scenario of his troubled purgatory after falling asleep drunk at the wheel? Or is this… really happening?
The tone readily shifts from ominous to happy-go-lucky, going from shocking glimpses of imagery of alien morphology to gleeful scoring as we first meet a road-weary Wes. At times, the scoring is even cartoonish, playful, feisty. The same can be said for JK Simmons’ lines; playfully provocative, amusingly inquisitive, self-satisfied in his own mystique. There is a strong dark comedy vibe, and I dig it very much.
This film does an excellent job capturing the provocative nature of something you mustn’t see, for if you do you may go mad simply by viewing and comprehending its maddening, indescribable form. Yet the temptation itself is somewhat maddening. Ghat warns again and again not to look upon him, and Wes again and again is tempted. For a chamber horror, this film is imbued with a strong grasp of cosmic horror—and I love that sensation.
Director Rebekah McKendry (All the Creatures Were Stirring) has come a long way since her first feature film, and I am impressed. This is probably nothing I need to own, but I’m so glad I watched it. I love cosmic horror and, on an indie budget, this is cosmic horror done so very well. It may not be the ultra-dark, inside-out gory stuff of Brian Yuzna (From Beyond) and the creature effects may be limited, but this was cool. Moreover, it was very well acted, produced, written and directed. It’s kind of like a one-act play… but with tentacles and blood.
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MFF Data – Nicolas Cage, Sleeveless Shirts, and His Filmography – An In-Depth Study
Quick Note – This Nicolas Cage data is silly. Enjoy the randomness of a thoroughly detailed, slightly pointless, and time consuming dumb movie data article. Also, make sure to listen to our podcast episodes about this data and the time he ran around in a bear suit in The Wicker Man.
This data article came about because earlier this year I was talking to someone about Con Air (because I’m the co-host of Con Air – The Podcast), and Nicolas Cage’s 1990s action run, and the conversation led us to discussing the mythical being known as “Tank Top Nic Cage,” the man who has appeared in Raising Arizona, Moonstruck, Con Air, Kiss of Death, Valley Girl, Birdy, The Boy in Blue (watch the trailer please), Wild At Heart, Red Rock West and The Croods (both of them). These are some of Cage’s most well-regarded movies, and they also feature him wearing a sleeveless t-shirt. I began to wonder if there was any correlation between his clothes selection and the critical/audience/box office averages. Also, I recently watched the 2019 movie Primal (listen to the episode we recorded about it) and noticed that he wears a henley throughout. Then, I thought back to Dying of the Light, Rage, Inconceivable, A Score to Settle and Looking Glass and remembered that he wore a henley in those low rated movies. These two clothing choices were enough to fuel my research to see if “Tank Top Nic Cage” is the ultimate Nic Cage.
To figure out the data, I watched every Nic Cage movie (thank you every streaming service invented, Hoopla and my local library) and logged all the instances in which he wore a sleeveless t-shirt, leather jackets (which he is known for), suits/tuxedos, or a henley t-shirt. I didn’t count uniforms (the pilot uniform in Left Behind doesn’t count as a suit, it’s a uniform), and included all other clothing options in a “None” category. In 8 MM, Cage wears all four of the clothing options I researched, thus, 8 MM is included in all the categories.
Quick Note – In movies like World Trade Center, he’s buried underneath rubble for the majority of the screen time. I didn’t feel the need to watch every minute of the film. I don’t want you thinking that I slacked on my research though. There are blink-and-you-miss-it sleeveless shirt moments in Looking Glass and Joe, so I knew I had to take the data collection seriously. I’ve just known when I could fast-forward. I also had to rewatch many of the films because I originally only planned to cover sleeveless t-shirts. However, I noticed the suit/leather jacket/henley trends so decided to include them.
Here are the overall averages throughout his career.
- IMDb User Score Average – 5.89
- Rotten Tomatoes Average – 48.6%
- Worldwide Box Office Average (not inflated) – $102 million
- Academy Award Wins – One – 1996 – Best Actor in a Leading Role – Leaving Las Vegas (1995) – He was nominated for Best Actor in 2003 for Adaptation.
Sleeveless T- Shirts or Tank Tops (Vests not included)
IMDb User Score Average – 6.12
- Theatrical Release Average – 6.58
- VOD Average – 4.9
Rotten Tomatoes Average – 54.9%
- Theatrical Release Average – 62.5% – Highest of all the averages
- VOD Release – 30.8%
- Worldwide Box Office Average (not inflated) – $89 million
- # of movies – 22
- # of Fresh movies – 12 (54.5% of them are Fresh)
- # of movies with a 7.0 or higher IMDb score – 7 (31.8%)
Quick thoughts – With Raising Arizona, Moonstruck, Valley Girl, Red Rock West, Birdy, Joe and The Incredible Weight of Massive Talent in this category, it’s easy to understand why it has the highest IMDb and Tomatometer average. The category is loaded. Toss in Racing With the Moon, Wild at Heart, Kiss of Death, The Croods and The Croods 2, and you have a solid group of Fresh, but not wildly loved (by critics) movies.
The 0% rated Deadfall didn’t help the “Tank Top Nic Cage” category, BUT, if you are a Cage completist, you need to watch it (Arsenal too).
Cage performances you need to watch
- Kiss of Death – Little Junior Brown is a beast.
- Joe – It’s proof Cage was crushing it in the 2010s
- Valley Girl – Cage is a solid romantic lead
| MOVIE | IMDb Score | Tomatometer Score | Year Released | Worldwide Box Office |
| Valley Girl | 6.4 | 83 | 1983 | 17 |
| Birdy | 7.2 | 80 | 1984 | 1 |
| Racing With the Moon | 6.7 | 60 | 1984 | 5 |
| The Boy in Blue | 5.3 | NA | 1986 | NA |
| Raising Arizona | 7.3 | 90 | 1987 | 23 |
| Moonstruck | 7.1 | 93 | 1987 | 80 |
| Fire Birds | 4.7 | 10 | 1990 | 15 |
| Wild at Heart | 7.2 | 67 | 1990 | 15 |
| Deadfall | 4 | 0 | 1993 | NA |
| Red Rock West | 7 | 97 | 1993 | 10 |
| Kiss of Death | 5.9 | 68 | 1995 | 15 |
| Con AIr | 6.9 | 57 | 1997 | 224 |
| 8MM | 6.6 | 23 | 1999 | 96 |
| Captain Correlli’s Mandolin | 5.9 | 28 | 2001 | 62 |
| Bangkok Dangerous | 5.3 | 9 | 2008 | 47 |
| The Croods | 7.2 | 72 | 2013 | 573 |
| Joe | 6.8 | 86 | 2014 | NA |
| Between Worlds | 4 | 32 | 2018 | NA |
| Looking Glass | 4.6 | 21 | 2018 | NA |
| A Score to Settle | 4.7 | 15 | 2019 | NA |
| The Croods 2 | 6.9 | 77 | 2020 | 215 |
| The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent | 7 | 86 | 2022 | 25 |
Suits/Tuxedos/Suit Jacket
IMDb User Score Average – 6.04
- Theatrical Release Average – 6.54
- VOD Average – 5.02
Rotten Tomatoes Average – 48.2%
- Theatrical Release Average – 56.5%
- VOD Average – 28.2%
- Worldwide Box Office Average (not inflated) – $94 million
- # of movies – 55
- # of Fresh movies – 23 (41.8% of them are Fresh)
- # of movies with a 7.0 or higher IMDb score – 12 (21.8%)
Quick thoughts – There are some beautiful movies in this category (Adaptation, Face/Off, Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, Leaving Las Vegas), and it makes me happy that his prison trilogy (or Beige Volvo Trilogy) features him wearing suits in Face/Off, The Rock, and Con Air
It’s worth noting that Leaving Las Vegas (won an Oscar) and Adaptation (Nominated for an Oscar) feature him wearing a suit AND dying. Is that his Oscars formula?
Cage performances you need to watch
- Matchstick Men – So so so good.
- Vampire’s Kiss – It’s his favorite performance.
- Adaptation – He plays two characters. Perfection.
| MOVIE | IMDB | Tomatometer Score | Year | Worldwide Box Office |
| Fast Times at Ridgemont High | 7.1 | 78 | 1982 | 27 |
| Valley Girl | 6.4 | 83 | 1983 | 17 |
| Birdy | 7.2 | 80 | 1984 | 1 |
| Racing With the Moon | 6.7 | 60 | 1984 | 5 |
| The Cotton Club | 6.5 | 77 | 1984 | 26 |
| The Boy in Blue | 5.3 | NA | 1986 | NA |
| Peggy Sue Got Married | 6.4 | 86 | 1986 | 41 |
| Raising Arizona | 7.3 | 90 | 1987 | 23 |
| Moonstruck | 7.1 | 93 | 1987 | 80 |
| Vampire’s Kiss | 6 | 61 | 1989 | NA |
| Zandallee | 4.3 | 33 | 1991 | NA |
| Honeymoon in Vegas | 5.8 | 65 | 1992 | 35 |
| Deadfall | 4 | 0 | 1993 | NA |
| Amos and Andrew | 5.7 | 17 | 1993 | 9 |
| It Could Happen to You | 6.4 | 71 | 1994 | 38 |
| Trapped in Paradise | 5.9 | 5 | 1994 | 6 |
| Guarding Tess | 6.2 | 56 | 1994 | 27 |
| Leaving Las Vegas | 7.5 | 91 | 1995 | 50 |
| The Rock | 7.4 | 69 | 1996 | 336 |
| Con AIr | 6.9 | 57 | 1997 | 224 |
| Face/Off | 7.3 | 92 | 1997 | 241 |
| Snake Eyes | 6.1 | 40 | 1998 | 104 |
| 8MM | 6.6 | 23 | 1999 | 96 |
| Gone in 60 Seconds | 6.5 | 25 | 2000 | 233 |
| The Family Man | 6.8 | 53 | 2000 | 125 |
| Captain Corelli’s Mandolin | 5.9 | 28 | 2001 | 62 |
| Adaptation | 7.7 | 91 | 2002 | 33 |
| Sonny | 5.6 | 22 | 2002 | NA |
| Matchstick Men | 7.3 | 82 | 2003 | 59 |
| National Treasure | 6.9 | 46 | 2003 | 331 |
| Lord of War | 7.6 | 61 | 2005 | 60 |
| The Weather Man | 6.6 | 59 | 2005 | 15 |
| The Wicker Man | 3.7 | 15 | 2006 | 38 |
| Next | 6.2 | 28 | 2007 | 74 |
| National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets | 6.5 | 36 | 2007 | 457 |
| Bangkok Dangerous | 5.3 | 9 | 2008 | 47 |
| Knowing | 6.2 | 34 | 2009 | 186 |
| Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans | 6.6 | 86 | 2009 | 12 |
| The Sorcerer’s Apprentice | 6.1 | 40 | 2010 | 218 |
| Trespass | 5.3 | 9 | 2011 | NA |
| Seeking Justice | 6.1 | 28 | 2012 | NA |
| Stolen | 5.5 | 20 | 2012 | 18 |
| The Frozen Ground | 6.4 | 61 | 2013 | NA |
| Dying of the Light | 4.5 | 11 | 2014 | NA |
| Rage | 5 | 12 | 2014 | NA |
| Pay the Ghost | 5.1 | 10 | 2015 | NA |
| The Runner | 4.7 | 24 | 2015 | NA |
| Dog Eat Dog | 4.7 | 49 | 2016 | NA |
| Snowden | 7.3 | 61 | 2016 | 35 |
| The Trust | 5.4 | 63 | 2016 | NA |
| Vengeance | 5.2 | NA | 2017 | NA |
| Arsenal | 4 | 3 | 2017 | NA |
| A Score to Settle | 4.7 | 15 | 2019 | NA |
| Prisoners of Ghostland | 4.2 | 61 | 2021 | NA |
| The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent | 7 | 86 | 2022 | 25 |
Other Wardrobe
IMDb User Score Average – 5.6
- Theatrical Release Average – 6.34
- VOD Average – 5.02
Rotten Tomatoes Average – 47.5%
- Theatrical Release Average – 59.9%
- VOD Average – 32.5%
- Worldwide Box Office Average (not inflated) – $94 million
- # of movies – 31
- # of Fresh movies – 12 (38.7% of them are Fresh)
- # of movies with a 7.0 or higher IMDb score – 4 (12.9%)
Quick thoughts – With Pig, Kick-Ass, Mandy, Color Out of Space, Bringing Out the Dead and Army of One, this category features some legit films, but they can’t make up for Left Behind, Season of the Witch, Outcast, Grand Isle, 211, and USS Indianapolis.
Cage performances you need to watch
- Mandy – It’s a sensory blasting experience
- Bringing out the Dead – Tired Nicolas Cage = Excellent Nicolas Cage
- Pig – Dude should’ve been nominated for an Oscar. Maybe if he wore a suit…
| MOVIE | IMDB User Score | Tomatometer Score | Year | Worldwide Box Office |
| Rumble Fish | 7.1 | 75 | 1983 | 3 |
| Time to Kill | 5.1 | NA | 1989 | NA |
| Never on Tuesday | 4.6 | NA | 1989 | NA |
| City of Angels | 6.7 | 58 | 1998 | 199 |
| Bring out the Dead | 6.8 | 72 | 1999 | 17 |
| Christmas Carol – The Movie | 5.4 | 13 | 2001 | NA |
| Windtalkers | 6.1 | 33 | 2002 | 78 |
| World Trade Center | 6 | 66 | 2006 | 163 |
| The Ant Bully | 5.8 | 62 | 2006 | 50 |
| Grindhouse | 7.5 | 84 | 2007 | 50 |
| G-Force | 5.1 | 22 | 2009 | 293 |
| Astro Boy | 6.2 | 50 | 2009 | 42 |
| Kick-Ass | 7.6 | 76 | 2010 | 98 |
| Season of the Witch | 5.4 | 11 | 2011 | 91 |
| Drive Angry | 5.4 | 47 | 2011 | 41 |
| Left Behind | 3.1 | 0 | 2014 | 21 |
| Outcast | 4.6 | 4 | 2015 | NA |
| USS Indianapolis | 5.2 | 17 | 2016 | NA |
| Army of One | 5.1 | 25 | 2016 | NA |
| 211 | 4.4 | 4 | 2018 | NA |
| Humanity Bureau | 4.6 | 25 | 2018 | NA |
| Mom and Dad | 5.5 | 75 | 2018 | NA |
| Mandy | 6.5 | 90 | 2018 | NA |
| Teen Titans | 6.7 | 91 | 2018 | 52 |
| Spider-Verse | 8.4 | 97 | 2018 | 375 |
| Grand Isle | 4.6 | 0 | 2019 | NA |
| Running With the Devil | 5.4 | 24 | 2019 | NA |
| Kill Chain | 5 | NA | 2019 | NA |
| Jiu Jitsu | 2.9 | 28 | 2020 | NA |
| Color out of Space | 6.1 | 86 | 2020 | NA |
| Pig | 6.9 | 97 | 2022 | 4 |
Leather Jackets
IMDb User Score Average – 5.75
- Theatrical Release Average – 6.05
- VOD Average – 4.98
Rotten Tomatoes Average – 42.8%
- Theatrical Release Average – 44.8%
- VOD Average – 38.2%
- Worldwide Box Office Average (not inflated) – $99 million
- # of movies – 24
- # of Fresh movies – 9 (37.5% of them are Fresh)
- # of movies with a 7.0 or higher IMDb score – 5 (20.8%)
Quick thoughts – Call me crazy, but his most famous leather jacket moment was in Gone in 60 Seconds. It’s a part of his character.
Cage performances you need to watch
- Wild at Heart – Wowza
- Lord of War – Cage is really good in Lord of War. It’s an appreciated performance but it’s not one of his most talked about (aside from cinephile circles)
- Willy’s Wonderland – I love this movie. He has a great bathroom fight with an evil gorilla
Leather jacket fact – For years I thought he wore a leather jacket in Snake Eyes. He didn’t. Turns out it’s a rust brown-colored suit constructed from a polyester/cotton blend woven with narrow horizontal ribs and slubbed for a silky sharkskin effect of gold fleck detailing.
| MOVIE | IMDB User Score | Tomatometer Score | Year | Worldwide |
| Valley Girl | 6.4 | 83 | 1983 | 17 |
| Birdy | 7.2 | 80 | 1984 | 1 |
| Fire Birds | 4.7 | 10 | 1990 | 15 |
| Wild at Heart | 7.2 | 67 | 1990 | 15 |
| Face/Off | 7.3 | 92 | 1997 | 241 |
| 8MM | 6.6 | 23 | 1999 | 96 |
| Gone in 60 Seconds | 6.5 | 25 | 2000 | 233 |
| The Family Man | 6.8 | 53 | 2000 | 125 |
| Lord of War | 7.6 | 61 | 2005 | 60 |
| The Wicker Man | 3.7 | 15 | 2006 | 38 |
| Next | 6.2 | 28 | 2007 | 74 |
| Ghost Rider | 5.2 | 27 | 2007 | 230 |
| Bangkok Dangerous | 5.3 | 9 | 2008 | 47 |
| The Sorcerer’s Apprentice | 6.1 | 40 | 2010 | 218 |
| Ghost Rider 2 | 4.3 | 18 | 2012 | 149 |
| The Frozen Ground | 6.4 | 61 | 2013 | NA |
| Dying of the Light | 4.5 | 11 | 2014 | NA |
| Rage | 5 | 12 | 2014 | NA |
| Inconceivable | 5.1 | 31 | 2017 | NA |
| Vengeance | 5.2 | NA | 2017 | NA |
| Between Worlds | 4 | 32 | 2018 | NA |
| Willy’s Wonderland | 5.5 | 60 | 2021 | NA |
| Prisoners of Ghostland | 4.2 | 61 | 2021 | NA |
| The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent | 7 | 86 | 2022 | 25 |
Henley
IMDb User Score Average – 5.45
- Theatrical Release Average – 6.35
- VOD Average – 5
Rotten Tomatoes Average – 32.3%
- Theatrical Release Average – 48.75%
- VOD Average – 25%
- Worldwide Box Office Average (not inflated) – $45.5 million
- # of movies – 13
- # of Fresh movies – 3 (23% of them are Fresh)
- # of movies with a 7.0 or higher IMDb score – 1 (7.69%)
Quick thoughts – Uff da. Willy’s Wonderland, Adaptation, and It Could Happen to You are worth watching. Also, Fire Birds and Seeking Justice are a good time.
Cage performances you need to watch
- Deadfall – It’s insane
- Fire Birds – It’s Cage’s Top Gun.
- Primal – The guy who directed worked as the 2nd Unit Director on RRR (2022).
| MOVIE | IMDb User Score | Tomatometer Score | Year | Worldwide Box Office |
| Fire Birds | 4.7 | 10 | 1990 | 15 |
| It Could Happen to You | 6.4 | 71 | 1994 | 38 |
| 8MM | 6.6 | 23 | 1999 | 96 |
| Adaptation | 7.7 | 91 | 2002 | 33 |
| Seeking Justice | 6.1 | 28 | 2012 | NA |
| Dying of the Light | 4.5 | 11 | 2014 | NA |
| Rage | 5 | 12 | 2014 | NA |
| Pay the Ghost | 5.1 | 10 | 2015 | NA |
| Inconceivable | 5.1 | 31 | 2017 | NA |
| Looking Glass | 4.6 | 21 | 2018 | NA |
| A Score to Settle | 4.7 | 15 | 2019 | NA |
| Primal | 4.9 | 37 | 2019 | NA |
| Willy’s Wonderland | 5.5 | 60 | 2021 | NA |
Fun Charts
Last stat – His movies are better off when he only wears one of these items.
- Only one item (Leather Jacket, Henley, Suit, Sleeveless T-Shirt) – 52.8% Tomatometer Average
- Two items worn – 47.1% average
- Three items worn – 39.8% average
- Four items worn – 23%
Which is the best outfit and why?
- Sleeveless T-Shirt – 54.9% – Tomatometer Average
- Sleeveless T-Shirt AND a Suit – 52%
- Sleeveless T-Shirt AND a Leather Jacket – 48.75%
- Leather Jacket AND a Suit – 46.25%
- Henley AND a Suit – 32.3
- Henley AND a Leather Jacket – 24.5%
- Sleeveless T- Shirt AND a Henley – 16%
Which kind of clothing is featured most in his highest ranked films?
| Movie | Tomatometer | Clothes |
| Spider-Verse | 97 | NA |
| Red Rock West | 97 | Sleeveless |
| Pig | 97 | NA |
| Moonstruck | 93 | Sleeveless/Suit |
| Face/Off | 92 | Suit/Leather |
| Adaptation | 91 | Suit/Henley |
| Leaving Las Vegas | 91 | Suit |
| Teen Titans | 91 | NA |
| Raising Arizona | 90 | Sleeveless/Suit |
| Mandy | 90 | NA |
| Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent | 86 | Sleeveless/Suit/Leather |
| Joe | 86 | Sleeveless |
| Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans | 86 | Suit |
| Peggy Sue Got Married | 86 | Suit |
| Color out of Space | 86 | NA |
| Movies | IMDb Score | Clothes |
| Spider-Verse | 8.4 | NA |
| Adaptation | 7.7 | Suit/Henley |
| Kick-Ass | 7.6 | NA |
| Lord of War | 7.6 | Suit/Leather Jacket |
| Leaving Las Vegas | 7.5 | Suit |
| Grindhouse | 7.5 | NA |
| The Rock | 7.4 | Suit |
| Face/Off | 7.3 | Suit/Leather |
| Raising Arizona | 7.3 | Sleeveless/Suit |
| Matchstick Men | 7.3 | Suit |
| Snowden | 7.3 | Suit |
| Birdy | 7.2 | Sleeveless/Suit |
| The Croods | 7.2 | Sleeveless |
| Wild at Heart | 7.2 | Sleeveless/Leather Jacket |
| Moonstruck | 7.1 | Sleeveless/Suit |
| Fast Times at Ridgemont High | 7.1 | NA |
| Rumble Fish | 7.1 | NA |
| Red Rock West | 7 | Sleeveless |
| Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent | 7 | Sleeveless/Suit/Leather Jacket |
| Movies | Worldwide Box Office | Clothes |
| The Croods | 573 | Sleeveless |
| National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets | 457 | Suit |
| Spider-Verse | 375 | NA |
| The Rock | 336 | Suit |
| National Treasure | 331 | Suit |
| G-Force | 293 | NA |
| Face/Off | 241 | Suit/Leather Jacket |
| Gone in 60 Seconds | 233 | Suit/Leather Jacket |
| Ghost Rider | 230 | Leather Jacket |
| Con AIr | 224 | Sleeveless/Suit |
| The Sorcerer’s Apprentice | 218 | Suit/Leather Jacket |
| The Croods 2 | 215 | Sleeveless |
Final thoughts
- Adaptation and Leaving Las Vegas featured a suit wearing Nicolas Cage. He won his Oscar for LLV, and was nominated for his performance in Adaptation. Also, in both films he plays a writer, and he dies. Dang.
- His five highest grossing films feature him wearing a suit.
- His recent run of Color Out of Space, Pig, and Mandy feature him not wearing a suit/leather jacket/henley or sleeveless shirt.
- Face/Off, The Rock and Con Air feature Cage wearing a suit.
- Red Rock West, Pig, Moonstruck, Joe, Mandy and Raising Arizona are some of his highest rated films. In them, he plays a blue-collar (or down on his luck) guy. I like this variation of Cage. Also in Leaving Las Vegas and Adaptation his characters haven’t definitely seen better days.
- If you want critical acclaim, have Cage play a blue collar guy who wears sleeveless shirts. It worked in Raising Arizona, Valley Girl, Birdie, Joe, Red Rock West, and Moonstruck
- If you want to make money, put Cage in a suit or leather jacket. It worked for National Treasure, Face/Off, The Rock, Gone in Sixty Seconds, Con Air, The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, The Family Man and Snake Eyes
Final Final thought – If he keeps it up, “Flannel Nic Cage” might be the ultimate Nic Cage. Adaptation, Joe, Mandy, and Color out of Space feature some legit flannel. There
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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 447: The Harder They Fall, Westerns, and Delroy Lindo
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Mark and Norbert (@eddiecaine on Twitter) discuss the 2021 western The Harder They Fall. Directed by Jeymes Samuel, and starring Jonathan Majors, Idris Elba, Regina King, Zazie Beetz, Delroy Lindo, Lakeith Stanfield and some visually distinctive towns, the movie focuses on the showdown between two rival gangs. In this episode, they also talk about the western genre, stylish action scenes, and excellence of the stacked cast. Enjoy!
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John’s Horror Corner: Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare (1987, aka The Edge of Hell), B-movie Rock and Roll horror to scratch your bad movie itch.
MY CALL: This is a classic, very low budget, “so bad it’s good” kind of movie to watch with friends. MORE MOVIES LIKE Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare: For more evil rock and roll or heavy metal-related movies (in theme, story or plot-device), try Deathgasm (2015), The Devil’s Candy (2015), Jennifer’s Body (2009; podcast), Queen of the Damned (2002), Slumber Party Massacre II (1987), Black Roses (1988), The Gate (1987), Trick or Treat (1986), Hard Rock Zombies (1985) and Rocktober Blood (1984).
This movie leaps into action with cheesy gory macabre effects in scene one with a bloody skeletal Muppet dying in an oven. If only it could keep up with this opening scene—but it makes the best effort it can with a small budget.
Seeking a quiet place with no distractions, the rather mild-mannered hair metal band Triton plans to stay in a farmhouse in Canada to rehearse and record songs. While they’re practicing in the barn, we observe what I can only describe as a one-eyed penis monster drooling thick white fluid into a cup. Really… I’m not having fun with this description at all.
That’s sort of a trend in this movie… little penis-headed muppets. Apparently, the farmhouse is infested with these weird little phallic rubber monster minions, and they serve a gangly-limbed Prince of Darkness FX’d as a man-sized marionette (that is clunky and looks terrible).
Following no real theme whatsoever, there’s also a green slimy zombie, and a sexy piranha-mouthed succubus bites a ground beef chunk from a dude’s neck. Perhaps compensating for the weak creature effects, the “romantic” scenes are frequent and long, with a healthy dose of gratuitous nudity.
The story and script are understandably pretty weak, but nevertheless the writing and cast are doing their darnedest as director John Fasano (Zombie Nightmare, The Jitters, Black Roses) calls for the penis-minions to wear wigs and smoke cigarettes to kill screen time.
The lead singer of the band John Triton (Jon Mikl Thor; who also wrote this movie) is an 80s weightlifter. So naturally, there’s a laughably stupid, vanity-driven, muscle-flexing, devil-fighting scene. The fight is terrible.
It’s awful, but we smile and laugh and shake our heads as we watch this nonsense. All in all, this was a rather enjoyable “so bad it’s good” kind of watch. Best viewed with friends (and abysmal expectations) to share in the silliness, for sure.
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John’s Horror Corner: Mortuary (1983), a weak 80s pseudo-slasher.
MY CALL: Really, the only reason I can muster to sit through this is for love of Bill Paxton. No other reason… none.
Concerned by the suspicious circumstances of her father’s accidental death, Christie (Mary Beth McDonough; The Waltons) and her boyfriend Greg (David Wysocki; Humongous) are drawn to a local mortuary, most likely riding the coattails of Phantasm (1979). And this movie is no Phantasm (1979)!
The premise sounds good, but executes poorly. Someone is abducting and embalming people while they’re still alive. Sounds cool, right? Yet it manages to turn out so unthrilling. The death scenes are not what I expected—they’re hardly passable compared to B-movies of the era. This movie features perhaps the least convincing baseball bat assault in film history, a B-movie Satanic ritual of typical hokey quality, and… yeah, I have no way to sell this movie. I was hoping for so much more. Truth be told, the only upside here is seeing a young Bill Paxton (Frailty, Aliens, Near Dark).
Director and co-writer Howard Avedis has mostly made racy, sexy thrillers, and his proclivities are made abundantly clear when considering wardrobing Christie’s mother Eve (Lynda Day George; Pieces) and the embalming scenes. You’ll know when you see it.
Yeah, this movie isn’t great. Ultimately, pretty boring.
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John’s Horror Corner: La Pasajera (2021; aka The Passenger), a surprisingly heartfelt Spanish horror about slimy, infectious, alien “zombies.”
MY CALL: Very gross, and equally sincere. From character dialogue and development to goopy slimy monster tongues, this film was satisfying and fun. The story is “just another infectious zombie” deal, but it has a lot of warmth behind its mucousy goop. MORE MOVIES LIKE La Pasajera: This would be a good double-feature with DashCam (2021). If you seek more Spanish horror, I’d recommend The Platform (2019; aka El Hoyo), Pan’s Labyrinth (2006) and [REC] 1-3 (2007-2012).
The opening scene and ensuing scoring of the opening credits smack of the kind of tone enjoyed in [REC] 3: Genesis (2012), the most feisty and cheeky of the [REC] franchise. A minivan rideshare driver in Spain and not blessed in social grace, Carlos Blasco (Ramiro Blas; [REC] 4: Apocalypse) tends to easily find tension with his female passengers—mostly deliberately. Marta (Paula Gallego; The Elderly), her mother Lidia (Cristina Alcázar), and a Mexican tourist Mariela (Cecilia Suárez) impatiently endure Blasco’s comically misogynist banter until they come across what appears to be a small, crashed spaceship and a slimy pulsating organism at the side of the road. Just farther up the remote road they hit a woman in the dark… who turns out to be some sort of infectious demonic zombie thing. Then, well, there’ll be more.
One infected woman is like a gnarly, diseased, crawler from The Descent (2005) covered in boils and lesions; whereas another has a Frankensteinian face with a rather normal body. But all of them love their thick, lip-dangling, mucousy drool! It’s delightfully gross.
This lower budget Sci-Horror enjoys in its splattergore on the few occasions it flexes as such. Slimy gooey regurgitated slime seems to infect victims akin to The Hidden (1987); the flesh of a melted face is torn off and thrown like macabre soggy fatty chicken skin; and long mutant tongue assaults abound. We never learn the origin or reason for anything going on here, and I don’t really mind. It doesn’t really seem important. Despite its zaniness, what moves this story along is its relationships.
Complemented by solid writers and actors, directors Fernando González Gómez (The Elderly, Zombie World 2) and Raúl Cerezo (The Elderly) introduce us to characters whose sympathy is earned through actions, and whose idiosyncrasies and insecurities are credibly explored. Their banter tells us a lot about them in an often enjoyable, if not sincere manner. We see a boorish man find compassion in his time of dread as a standoffish teen fearful of abandonment learns to trust an adult who won’t leave her; the last man she’d expect, in fact.
So from character dialogue and development to goopy slimy monster tongues, this film was very satisfying and fun. Now I’m especially interested in seeing The Elderly (2022), our directorial duo’s most recent film.
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