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Cyrano (2021) – Review

February 12, 2022

Quick Thoughts – Grade A- – Director Joe Wright and writer Erica Schmidt have created a vibrant and lively musical that features an excellent lead performance from Peter Dinklage. The adaptation of Schmidt’s 2018 musical features a wealth of beautiful moments that will linger in your memory. 

Fueled by flowing musical numbers and a talented cast, Cyrano is an absolute delight and I’m so happy that I watched it without seeing a trailer or knowing much about it aside from that it’s another adaptation of Cyrano de Bergerac, the 1897 play written by Edmond Rostand. I found myself hooked immediately by the score and lyrics created by Aaron Dessner, Bryce Dessner, Matt Berninger and Carin Besser (I’m a big fan of The National), and while there are no absolute belters like the ones featured in West Side Story or In the Heights, the songs and dance choreography create a flowing and lovely mood. Belgian choreographer Sidi Larbi Cherkaoui incorporates a healthy dose of ballet into the performances and they create a gentle and sensitive environment that are best featured during the Someone to Say (Reprise) and Your Name performances. The music and dancing blend excellently together as the flowing sensual motions of the dancers mirror that of the performers who express longing, hope or unrequited love with their lyrics. There’s nothing aggressive about these moments (when compared to a Baz Luhrman musical), and instead they create a dreamlike and sensitive world that will come crashing down as the movie progresses. 

After Atonement, Pride & Prejudice, Hanna, Pan, and Anna Karenina, Joe Wright is no stranger to films that feature tragedy, music and violence. With Cyrano, Wright has taken the best elements of his prior films, blended them up, and made another solid movie. What’s nice is that he’s dialed down the Pan theatrics (no Nirvana covers here), and not recreated the single soundstage look of Anna Karenina, instead, he’s continued his trend of excellently staged shots that incorporate long takes, many extras, and in the case of Cyrano, an overhead shot of the Maniance Castle that made me say “whoa.”

What makes Cyrano work so well are the performances from Peter Dinklage, Haley Bennett, Kelvin Harrison Jr. and Ben Mendelsohn. After watching the film I was convinced that Dinklage was a lock for an Oscar nomination, as he dominates the screen and owns every song, monologue and sword fight. He clearly fine-tuned his performance during the 2018 run, and under the watchful eye of Wright, has been given a showcase role that he owns. His performance as Cyrano is equal parts boisterous and self-conscious as he can slay with words, but feels inadequate when it comes to being loved by his long-time friend Roxanne (Haley Bennett), who is in love with the traditionally handsome Christian (Kelvin Harrison Jr.). This makes things awkward as he’s asked to watch over Christian who has recently joined his military unit, and he eventually attempts to bring them together by writing letters for Roxanne and claiming they are from the tongue-tied Christian. The results are tragic, but the journey is worth taking because of the magnetic Dinklage.

Wright also made a smart move by bringing in Haley Bennett (who was in the 2018 play) and Kelvin Harrison Jr., who made a name for themselves in solid movies like Waves, Swallow and Luce. In an interesting move, Harrison Jr. based his performance as Christian on Peter Sellers from Being There, and the end result is dripping with earnestness and sincerity. His performance during Someone to Say (Reprise) is a highlight of the movie, as he’s surrounded by a troupe of ballet dancers and framed excellently by cinematographer Seamus McGarvey (who also shot Atonement, Anna Karenina, and Pan for Wright). 

The personal highlight for me is the appearance of musician Glen Hansard, who won an Academy Award in 2008 for the song “Falling Slowly” (Once is one of my all-time favorite movies). He pops up during one of the climatic final musical numbers, and words can’t express how happy it made me to see him performing in another mainstream musical. 

Final thoughts: I had a wonderful time watching Cyrano, and I can’t wait to listen to the soundtrack on repeat.

The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 411: Garden State, Compulsive Liars, and Silent Velcro

February 9, 2022

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Mark and Zanandi (@ZaNandi on Twitter) talk about the 2004 cult classic Garden State. Directed by Zach Braff, and starring Natalie Portman, Peter Sarsgaard, and a large hole in the ground, the movie focuses on the comedic/dramatic/romantic adventures of a guy named Andrew “Large” Largeman. In this episode, they discuss epic soundtracks, trading cards, and screaming into the abyss. Enjoy!

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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 410: The Beverly Hills Cop Franchise

February 3, 2022

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Mark and Norbert discuss the Beverly Hills Cop franchise and examine what made it such a blockbuster success. Directed by Martin Brest, and starring Eddie Murphy, Beverly Hills Cop (1984) was the highest grossing film of 1984 (it beat Ghostbusters, Temple of Doom, Gremlins), and it deservedly propelled Murphy into A-list superstardom because his performance as Axel Foley is perfection. The two sequels never achieved the same success, but they both cleared $100 million worldwide, and many consider Tony Scott’s Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) to be better than the original. In this episode, they talk about bananas, unnecessary car chases, and amusement parks. Enjoy!

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John’s Horror Corner: Panic Beats (1983; aka Latidos de pánico), this Spanish horror movie is mediocre 80s Euro-exploitation horror-LITE.

January 27, 2022

MY CALL:  Really just for those of you seeking a serviceably bad 80s Euro-exploitation. It tries at times, succeeds rarely, and mostly relies on empty nudity to entertain.  MORE MOVIES LIKE Panic Beats: This is a tough one… maybe Embodiment of Evil (2008) and its many, much older predecessors dating back to the 60s.

We open with… uuuhhhhhhh, a bloodied naked woman (who spends way too long naked and on screen) running through the woods fleeing a mounted knight (Paul Naschy) who proceeds to butcher her with a spiked flail? Yup. This sure feels like early 80s Euro-exploitation to me.

Then we tastefully cut to present day, when Paul (Paul Naschy; often starring in his own films) must relocate his (shockingly fully-clothed) ill wife (Julia Saly; Night of the Werewolf, Demon Witch Child) to their remote estate in the mountains for her recovery. Mabile (Lola Gaos; Blood Hunt, Furtivos) and her niece (Frances Ondiviela) staff the house and provide us with a history of the foul knight who once lived there, slaughtering his (naked) wife and much of his family before facing trial for murder, witchcraft and drinking the blood of men. Sounds like an interesting guy to me.

Shortly after their arrival to the manor, his wife’s nightmares begin. But after such a wild opening sequence, the movie slows down a lot for the next 40 minutes. Sure there’s a chunky throat gash, gory goop on dining trays, and visions of mutilated zombies. But it’s all very horror-LITE for my taste. Meanwhile, we know that “someone” is trying to drive his wife mad and, with her heart condition, a good scare just may be her end.

The greatest impact this movie had on me was how shocked I was by the amount of bush on screen. Super classy. At one point there were back-to-back scenes featuring different women and, well, all that. And all that bush is foliating the love quadrangle between Paul, his wife, his maid’s daughter, and his mistress (Silvia Miró). It seems that this movie could never decide if it was a horror movie or a sexy thriller, so every 10-20 minutes it switches from one to the other without ever being good at either.

Now I know what you’re thinking. How is it a bad sexy thriller with all this nudity? And the answer is that the nudity is actually rather empty. There are no sex scenes; there’s only we’re “about to have sex” or “almost sexy” scenes. It’s as if the director just wanted to see these actresses naked… a lot… all of them. And the horror side, well, never sticks a landing in the first 80 minutes. But in the last 10, the ax murder was actually quite unexpected and a gory blast of fun. Easily the best scene of the movie—not that we set the bar very high. And the finale includes some exceptional sloppy head trauma gore.

By the end everyone gets killed. I guess it was a sort of entertaining ride. But it’s a ride I never need to go on again. Despite the general averageness of this movie, writer and director Paul Naschy (Night of the Werewolf, The Beast and the Magic Sword, Howl of the Devil) has piqued my interest to try perhaps at least one more of his films… a hazardous decision I very well may regret.

The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 409: Jumping Scenes in Movies, Sprained Ankles, and Nosferatu

January 27, 2022

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Mark and Nicholas Rehak (@TheRehak on Twitter) discuss their favorite jumping scenes in movies. In this episode, they talk about The Matrix, Fast & Furious 6, Cliffhanger, Reign of Fire, Skyscraper and Goldeneye. Enjoy!

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Meander (2021) – Review: A Fun and Thrilling Horror Film That You Should Watch

January 23, 2022

Quick thoughts – Grade – A- – Meander is a lean and mean horror film that is refreshingly straightforward. I love how it quickly gets to the action, and builds towards a satisfying conclusion. 

It’s been well over a month since I watched Meander and I couldn’t stop thinking about it, so I sat down and watched it again and I’m happy to report that it’s even better than I remembered. Normally I dislike the phrase, but it has definitely been living rent-free in my head since the first viewing. There’s something refreshing and admirable about the straightforward world building and dedication to creating an experience that stands alongside movies like Cube or The Descent. The 90-minute experience directed by Mathieu Turi is lean and mean and surprisingly easy to follow as the vast tunnel system in which the film takes place has a certain logic (horrible things happen), and every piece of death puzzle plays an important part.

Meander kicks off with a birds-eye view shot of a car driving through the deep woods towards the middle of nowhere. Soundtracked by the Shawn James song “Through the Valley,” it establishes the isolation and wide open terrain where a massive system of tunnels could be built to allow for the ensuing death and carnage to go unnoticed. This is where we meet Lisa (Gaïa Weiss), who is laying in the middle of the road hoping a careless driver uses her as a speed bump. Before she’s flattened, the car stops and we meet a stranger who may or may not be the killer people are talking about on the car radio. From there, things go dark and the next time we see Lisa she has been changed out of her clothes, and stuffed into a form-fitting Hunger Games-esque outfit meant to streamline her journey through a system of tunnels that are trying to kill her. In a smart filmmaking choice, her journey is lit by a large wristwatch-from-hell that emits a yellow light in the dark tunnels and turns red to let her know when things are about to get deadly. Immediately we’re thinking she’s part of a bored billionaires death game because it would take millions of dollars and loads of discreet contractors who signed non-disclosure agreements and didn’t ask about the acid traps or flame throwers that work on highly technical timers. In a neat almost spoiler-y twist, things soon take a turn towards science-fiction when we’re introduced to a skull-like contraption that might be the most interesting horror visual of 2021 (aside from the chair throw in Malignant) and burnt maniacs who crawl through the tunnels looking to violently bite, claw and throttle anyone unlucky enough to come across them. 

To spoil the rest would be a disservice, but it’s worth noting the journey of Lisa, who goes from being suicidal, to becoming an unstoppable and determined force of nature who isn’t about to let some tunnels kill her. In some of my favorite horror films such as Drag me to Hell, Crawl, and The Descent, I love watching characters draw from some hidden reservoirs of strength as they battle demons, cave monsters or hungry alligators who are trying to either send them to hell or eat them. It’s also nice that Lisa isn’t dragged down by too much backstory or drama. We know that her daughter died, and she was laying in the road because it would’ve been her ninth birthday. We also know that Lisa doesn’t really want to die, she was laying in the road because she just wanted to see her daughter again. It may be contradictory, but it makes sense when we see how far she goes to survive. A lot of credit needs to go to Weiss whose physicality and sense of urgency make you cheer for her, and you almost feel the pain when she’s crossing over a devious acid trap that has undoubtedly disintegrated the bones of dozens of past competitors. 

Director Mathieu Turi has been open about his love for Cube, and that love is evident in Meander. He wanted to create a fun horror experience and he totally succeeded. I love how streamlined the film is, and I appreciate the visual storytelling that slowly unravels a wild new world. I’m not sure if it will happen, but I’d love to see a sequel, and I hope Weiss and Turi continue getting solid work.

Mass (2021) – Review: Director Fran Kranz Has Crafted a Mature Look at Grief, Sadness, and Forgiveness

January 21, 2022

Quick Thoughts: – Grade – A – Director/Writer Fran Kranz has crafted something truly special. 

Shortly after finishing Mass, I immediately went online to see if the film had been adapted from a stage play that director/writer Fran Kranz had produced. I incorrectly assumed that he wrote the piece, and performed it hundreds of times to perfect the timing, speeches and tissue box placement that make it so rich. When I learned that he wrote it as a film, and not a play, it actually made a lot of sense because the actors aren’t playing to the back row in Mass, and instead it’s meant to be an intimate look at two families trying to reconcile with grief stemming from a mass shooting that left several teenagers dead. The intimate setting inside a church classroom, which acts as a neutral ground for the two couples feels believably lived in, with the circular folding table, stackable chairs, and the slightly askew horizontal blinds which let in welcome natural light. What follows is surprisingly mature and somber, and if you’re looking for melodrama, whopper monologues, and an ending gut punch, you’ve come to the wrong place as Mass is more interested in finding closure and peace for its characters

Mass begins with a moderator named Karen (Michelle N. Carter) searching for a suitable place to hold the meeting, which has been six years in the making. She’s worried about any distractions and wonders if the choir practice and accompanying piano music will be too distracting for the families. She, and church volunteers Judy (Breeda Wool) and Anthony (Kagen Albright) settle on a quiet room in the rear of the church that is far enough away from the noise, and will allow the families to talk without being interrupted by a rousing rendition of “Go Tell it on the Mountain.” What’s nice about this moment is that it sets up the importance of the meeting, as it requires a moderator, and could be waylaid by too many distractions. Also, I like how Mass begins with a slight comedic tone that doesn’t immediately drown you with sadness, this allows the viewer to settle in and get ready for what’s to come. 

The four people meeting are a married couple Jay Perry (Jason Issacs sporting wonderful bags under his eyes), and Gail (Martha Plimpton), whose child was killed during a school shooting. The other couple are the divorced parents of the school shooter, Linda (Ann Dowd) and Richard (Reed Birney), who have been largely quiet since the tragedy for fear of lawsuits or threats of violence from grieving family members or their friends. When they finally meet they exchange pleasantries (and flowers), and assure each other that there will be no lawsuits or issues that stem from the meeting. With all the chess pieces in place, Kranz guides us through an emotional discussion that is loaded with tears, denial and anger. Issacs and Plimpton clearly want to unload on Linda and Richard for raising a monster, and it takes everything in them to keep it civil as they’re asked to be fireworks who can’t actually explode.  

After years of grief and sadness the four characters are equally exhausted because they’ve had to live with tragedy, or know that their child grew into a killer who used homemade bombs to terrorize his victims. Their conversation is loaded with offense, defense, denial, truth, tears, raised voices, platitudes, and eventually mutual understanding. It’s thrilling to watch because it’s so intimate and real, it’s like you’ve been placed inside the classroom as a spectator witnessing the event and there’s nothing that can take you out of it because the performances are so solid, and the dialogue doesn’t feel stylized or manipulative. It’s easy to understand why the four actors took the roles, as they are wildly meaty and all of them are equally weighted. It seems like a true ensemble which is why they were bestowed the Best Ensemble award by the Atlanta Film Critics. and were nominated for Best Ensemble by the Georgia Film Critics Association (I’m a member of it – Licorice Pizza won, which is cool too).

A lot of credit needs to go to cinematographer Ryan Jackson-Healy who finds enough interesting angles to keep the conversation looking interesting. While filming inside a room seems easy, it’s not, as the four characters need coverage and Jackson-Healy never finds a flat shot, or an overly stylized angle to film the meeting. His camera work services Fran Kranz’s excellent script by knowing that it’s an excellent script, and the main goal is to get the actors in frame and not distract from the conversation. Looking back at Mass now, it is more impressive that Kranz made his debut with it. It doesn’t feel overly written (there are no moments that have exclamation points on them), and it’s very mature, and controlled. The performances are all top-notch, and while Dowd is receiving the lion’s share of the nominations, there isn’t a weak link in the group. 

Final thoughts: Between Holler, The Novice, Tick, Tick….Boom!, and Luzzu, 2021 was loaded with excellent movies by first time directors.  I’m excited to see what Kranz does next.

The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 408: Dragonheart, Exploding Melons, and David Thewlis

January 19, 2022

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Mark and Adam Hodgins (of the GoFigure YouTube show) discuss the 1996 fantasy film Dragonheart. Directed by Rob Cohen, and starring Dennis Quaid, Sean Connery, David Thewlis and Dina Meyer, the movie focuses on what happens when a dragon slayer teams up with a dragon to make some cash. In this episode, they discuss bratty kings, excellent VFX, and errant arrows. Enjoy!

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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast -Episode 407: Drop Dead Gorgeous, Beer Cans and 1999 Comedies

January 14, 2022

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Mark and John (@MFFHorrorCorner) discuss the 1999 cult classic comedy Drop Dead Gorgeous. Directed by Michael Patrick Jann, and starring Kirsten Dunst, Denise Richards, Amy Adams, Allison Janney and a beer can that becomes infused to Ellen Barkin’s hand, the movie focuses on the insanity that occurs during the fictional Sarah Rose Cosmetics Mount Rose American Teen Princess Pageant. In this episode, they talk about step ladders, 1999 comedies, and the excellence of the all-star cast. Enjoy!

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MFF Data: Analyzing the Screams in the Scream Franchise

January 12, 2022

This morning, I woke up with this feeling, I didn’t know how to deal with, and so I just decided to myself that I’d count all the screams featured in the Scream franchise to see if there’s an ideal amount of screams, or whether they affect the Tomatometer/IMDb/Metacritic/Box Office results.

After some research, I found that there are a few infographics, lists and videos that attempted to count the screams, but they didn’t seem thorough enough to stop me from my quest. Thus, I felt like my idea to count the screams was justified (Hello Mickey from Scream 2). To prove I did the work, I’ve provided timestamps of all the screams I included in my count.

Here’s what I counted as a scream:

Scream – When a character belts out an “aaaaaaahhhh” or “eeeeeeeee” (you know the noise). I didn’t count when a character yells ‘Help me!” or “Oh, sh**!” No words, only primal screams.

I counted screams that occured during these instances:

  1. When a character is being chased or killed
  2. When a character screams in reaction to seeing someone being chased or killed
  3. When there’s a cheeky jump scare and people scream (think Scream 3)
  4. I didn’t include the screams featured in the Stab movie that played in Scream 2

Amount of screams per film

  1. Scream (1996) – 37
  2. Scream 2 (1997) – 51
  3. Scream 3 (2001) – 58
  4. Scream 4 (2011) – 43
  5. Total – 189

Results

Scream (1996)

  • Tomatometer – 79%
  • RT Audience Score – 79%
  • IMDb – 7.3
  • Metacritic – 65%
  • Average of all four – 74 (the 7.3 IMDb score became 73)
  • Worldwide box office – $175 million
  • How many people are killed by Ghostface(s) – 5

Scream features the least amount of screams and death. It also made the most money at the box office, when the audience/critic scores are averaged, it has the highest scores.

r/movies - I rewatched the Scream franchise and recorded every instance of screaming. Scream (1996) features the least amount of screaming (37) and it made the most money and has the highest averaged critical/audience scores. Scream 3 features the most screaming (58), and it has the lowest scores.

Scream 2 (1997)

  • Tomatometer – 81%
  • RT Audience Score – 57%
  • IMDb – 6.2
  • Metacritic – 63%
  • Average of all four – 65.75
  • Worldwide Box Office – $172 million
  • How many people were killed by Ghostface(s) – 8 (Mrs Loomis shoots Mickey, but he’s finished off by Gale and Sidney).

Scream 2 has the highest Tomatometer score of all the Scream films, but the drop off in IMDB and RT audience scores is notable. It’s an excellent horror sequel though. It successfully upped the amount of screams without leaning into self parody.

  • Best Scream – Best Scream – Maureen’s epic Scream is wonderful.
  • Worth Noting – the Scream movies (Scream, Scream 2) featuring a Loomis killing people are the most successful.

Scream 3 (2000)

  • Tomatometer – 41%
  • RT Audience Score – 37%
  • IMDb – 5.6
  • Metacritic – 56%
  • Average of all four – 47.5
  • Worldwide Box Office – $162 million
  • How many people were killed by Ghostface(s) – 9
  • I love Scream 3 (Parker Posey is hilarious), and I appreciate how hard they leaned into comedic screaming. However, critics and audiences did not. It’s the only Rotten film in the franchise and it has the lowest IMDb score.
  • Best Scream – The insane moment when Dewey keeps getting scared and screaming
  • Worth noting – it’s the only Scream movie with one killer.

Scream 4 (2011)

  • Tomatometer – 60%
  • RT Audience Score – 56%
  • IMDb – 6.2
  • Metacritic – 52%
  • Average of all four – 57.5
  • Worldwide Box Office – $96 million
  • How many people were killed by Ghostface(s) – 13

After the scream heavy Scream 3, the franchise took a break and came back with a less-screamy sequel. The franchise went back into Fresh territory, but it failed to restart the series at the box office. It shares almost identical IMDb and RT audience scores with Scream 2, so audiences must like screams in the 43-52 range more than 58+ screams.

r/movies - I rewatched the Scream franchise and recorded every instance of screaming. Scream (1996) features the least amount of screaming (37) and it made the most money and has the highest averaged critical/audience scores. Scream 3 features the most screaming (58), and it has the lowest scores.

Conclusion

  • Scream, the movie featuring the least amount of screams made the most money and has the highest critical/audience average.
  • Scream 2 has the highest Tomatometer score, but a big dropoff everywhere else.
  • Scream 3 is loaded with screaming people, which worked against it, and it has the lowest all around average
  • Scream 4 – Dropped the amount of screams and went back to Fresh territory. However, the huge kill count worked against it.

Conclusion – Scream features the least amount of screams and death, and it made the most money. Also, aside from it’s Tomatometer score, it has the highest Metacritic, IMDb, and RT Audience scores. Scream 3 has the most screams, and it has the lowest RT (critic and user), IMDb, and Metacritic scores. Scream 4 has the most kills, and it made the least amount of money.