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The MFF Random Oscars: Best Hotel, Lounging, Beard and Moment Involving Fish

February 21, 2015

Hello all. Mark here.

The Oscars are upon us and the entire world has called for a truce in order to find out if Boyhood or Birdman wins Best Picture. In honor of the awards I’ve put together an alternative Oscar list that celebrates all things random. The categories include the best 2014 moments involving fish, lounging, driving and face punches.

Check out the list and vote for your favorites!

Best Butt-kicker 

Rita Vrataski – Edge of Tomorrow

emily blunt

 

Artemisia – 300

Eva Green

 

David – The Guest

The guest movie

 

Rama – The Raid 2

The Raid 2 Prison Riot mud

 

Curtis – Snowpiercer

snowpiercer

 

John Wick- John Wick

john wick

 

 

Best Beard

 

Macon Blair – Blue Ruin – This beard says “I’ve been through some things.”

Blue Ruin character

 

Chris Evans –Snowpiercer – If beards could talk this beard would be very world weary and often tell folksy stories.

Snowpiercer shoe

 

Brendan Gleeson – Calvary – The beard is a man’s man beard who happens to be the president of the man’s man beard club.

Calvay Sligo

 

Nicolas Cage – Joe – This beard declares “I’m back!”

Joe Nicolas Cage

 

Ethan Embry – Cheap Thrils – Ethan Embry has perfected the blue-collar beard.

Cheap Thrills Ethan Embry

 

 

Worst Travel Companion

 

Lou Bloom – Nightcrawler

Nightcrawler Jake Gyllenhaal

 

Laura – Under the Skin

Under the skin Adam Pearson

 

Tubal Cain – Noah

ray

 

Scoot McNairy – Non-Stop

scoot

 

Eric – The Rover

The Rover Guy Pearce

 

 

Best Lounging

 

Adam and Eve – Only Lover’s Left Alive

only lovers left alive tim hiddleston

 

Rob and Steve – Trip to Italy

The Trip to Italy

 

Mason – Boyhood

Boyhood movie poster

 

Godzilla – Godzilla

Godzilla Nap

 

 

Thanos is his reclinomatic space chair

Thanos

 

 

Huh?

 

The Legend of Hercules

hercules

 

Pompeii

Pompeii Kit

 

I, Frankenstein

frankenstein

 

The Amazing Spider Man 2 

Spider man Andrew Garfield

 

Left Behind

cage

 

Best  Couple

 

Regina Hall and Kevin Hart – About Last Night

Regina Hall

 

Groot and Rocket Raccoon – Guardians of the Galaxy

Guardians Line up

 

Ben Affleck and Rosamund Pike – Gone Girl

gone girl

 

Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne – Neighbors

Neighbours

 

The surprisingly loving M.U.T.O. couple in Godzilla

muto

 

Funniest Moment

 

Finger biting in The Interview

interview finger

 

Anything Batman in The Lego Movie

Batman lego

 

Regina Hall and the Chicken in About Last Night

chicken

 

Channing Tatum finds out that Jonah Hill slept with Ice Cube’s daughter in 22 Jump Street.

22 jump street ice cube

 

“I Suppose you call that a draw” from Grand Budapest Hotel

grand

 

Best Usage of Fish

 

Snowpiercer and the case of the fish who won’t quit.

Snowpiercer fish

 

Unbroken and the sea snacks

sea

 

Justin Long as a Walrus eating Fish. Tusk was weird

tuskh

 

How to Train Your Dragon 2 and a cute dragon eating fish

fish

 

Who won 2014?

 

Scarlett Johansson for Under the Skin, Cap 2 and Lucy

lucy scarjo

 

Bradley Cooper for American Sniper and Guardians

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Kevin Hart for Ride Along, About Last Night and Top Five

Regina Hall

 

Channing Tatum for 22 Jump Street and Foxcatcher

22 jump street ice cube

 

Chris Pratt – Guardians of the Galaxy and Lego Movie

Guardians of the Galaxy movie poster

 

Best Driving

 

Tom Hardy driving and speaking in a welsh accent – Locke

Tom hardy locke

 

Sam Jackson and the most durable vehicle on the planet – Captain America 2: Winter Soldier

sam jackson

 

Dolph Lundgren driving a tank – Expendables 3

epxendables tank

 

Scarlett’s van work – Under the Skin

Under the skin Adam Pearson

 

Franco’s tank driving and singing of Katy Perry – The Interview

tank

 

Biggest A-Hole

 

Ronan the Underwritten – Guardians of the Galaxy

Ronan

 

The Bird – Unbroken

the bird

 

The surprise cameo in Interstellar who turns out to be a massive A-hole. – Interstellar

interstellar

 

The Guy With the Hair (AKA Dominic Cooper) – Need for Speed

NEED FOR SPEED

 

The tornado from Into the StormInto the Storm

storm

 

Best usage of Scoot McNairy

 

Scoot as a depressed musician – Frank

Scoot mnnairy

 

Scoot as an angry passenger – Non-Stop

scoot

 

Scoot as an angry motorist -The Rover

Scott therover

 

Scoot as a jilted lover – Gone Girl

scootdd

 

Best Accessory 

 

Star Lord’s Walkman in Guardians of the Galaxy

gu

 

Chris Pine’s Into the Woods pompadour

pine

 

Liam Neeson’s Non-Stop cell phone

Liam Neeson

 

The Shoe from Snowpiercer

Snowpiercer shoe

 

The Kragle in The Lego Movie

kragle

 

Best Hotel

 

John Wick’s assasin hotel

hotel

 

Grand Budapest Hotel

Grand

 

The Charming hotel in Fault in our Stars

fault

The Signal’s office/hotel room with a cool looking bathroom

The Signal actors

 

 

 

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. February 22, 2015 11:36 pm

    Loved these Random Oscars. So much more fun than the real ones. My fav was definitely Best Usage of Fish.

    • February 23, 2015 9:21 am

      Thanks! I was surprised that HTTYD2 held its ground against Snowpiercer.

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