The MFF Random Oscars: Best Hotel, Lounging, Beard and Moment Involving Fish

Hello all. Mark here.

The Oscars are upon us and the entire world has called for a truce in order to find out if Boyhood or Birdman wins Best Picture. In honor of the awards I’ve put together an alternative Oscar list that celebrates all things random. The categories include the best 2014 moments involving fish, lounging, driving and face punches.

Check out the list and vote for your favorites!

Best Butt-kicker 

Rita Vrataski – Edge of Tomorrow

 

Artemisia – 300

 

David – The Guest

 

Rama – The Raid 2

 

Curtis – Snowpiercer

 

John Wick- John Wick

 

 

Best Beard

 

Macon Blair – Blue Ruin – This beard says “I’ve been through some things.”

 

Chris Evans –Snowpiercer – If beards could talk this beard would be very world weary and often tell folksy stories.

 

Brendan Gleeson – Calvary – The beard is a man’s man beard who happens to be the president of the man’s man beard club.

 

Nicolas Cage – Joe – This beard declares “I’m back!”

 

Ethan Embry – Cheap Thrils – Ethan Embry has perfected the blue-collar beard.

 

 

Worst Travel Companion

 

Lou Bloom – Nightcrawler

 

Laura – Under the Skin

 

Tubal Cain – Noah

 

Scoot McNairy – Non-Stop

 

Eric – The Rover

 

 

Best Lounging

 

Adam and Eve – Only Lover’s Left Alive

 

Rob and Steve – Trip to Italy

 

Mason – Boyhood

 

Godzilla – Godzilla

 

 

Thanos is his reclinomatic space chair

 

 

Huh?

 

The Legend of Hercules

 

Pompeii

 

I, Frankenstein

 

The Amazing Spider Man 2 

 

Left Behind

 

Best  Couple

 

Regina Hall and Kevin Hart – About Last Night

 

Groot and Rocket Raccoon – Guardians of the Galaxy

 

Ben Affleck and Rosamund Pike – Gone Girl

 

Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne – Neighbors

 

The surprisingly loving M.U.T.O. couple in Godzilla

 

Funniest Moment

 

Finger biting in The Interview

 

Anything Batman in The Lego Movie

 

Regina Hall and the Chicken in About Last Night

 

Channing Tatum finds out that Jonah Hill slept with Ice Cube’s daughter in 22 Jump Street.

 

“I Suppose you call that a draw” from Grand Budapest Hotel

 

Best Usage of Fish

 

Snowpiercer and the case of the fish who won’t quit.

 

Unbroken and the sea snacks

 

Justin Long as a Walrus eating Fish. Tusk was weird

 

How to Train Your Dragon 2 and a cute dragon eating fish

 

Who won 2014?

 

Scarlett Johansson for Under the Skin, Cap 2 and Lucy

 

Bradley Cooper for American Sniper and Guardians

 

 

Kevin Hart for Ride Along, About Last Night and Top Five

 

Channing Tatum for 22 Jump Street and Foxcatcher

 

Chris Pratt – Guardians of the Galaxy and Lego Movie

 

Best Driving

 

Tom Hardy driving and speaking in a welsh accent – Locke

 

Sam Jackson and the most durable vehicle on the planet – Captain America 2: Winter Soldier

 

Dolph Lundgren driving a tank – Expendables 3

 

Scarlett’s van work – Under the Skin

 

Franco’s tank driving and singing of Katy Perry – The Interview

 

Biggest A-Hole

 

Ronan the Underwritten – Guardians of the Galaxy

 

The Bird – Unbroken

 

The surprise cameo in Interstellar who turns out to be a massive A-hole. – Interstellar

 

The Guy With the Hair (AKA Dominic Cooper) – Need for Speed

 

The tornado from Into the Storm – Into the Storm

 

Best usage of Scoot McNairy

 

Scoot as a depressed musician – Frank

 

Scoot as an angry passenger – Non-Stop

 

Scoot as an angry motorist -The Rover

 

Scoot as a jilted lover – Gone Girl

 

Best Accessory 

 

Star Lord’s Walkman in Guardians of the Galaxy

 

Chris Pine’s Into the Woods pompadour

 

Liam Neeson’s Non-Stop cell phone

 

The Shoe from Snowpiercer

 

The Kragle in The Lego Movie

 

Best Hotel

 

John Wick’s assasin hotel

 

Grand Budapest Hotel

 

The Charming hotel in Fault in our Stars

The Signal’s office/hotel room with a cool looking bathroom