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Fatman: A Unique Thriller About Santa Claus Battling a Hitman

November 9, 2020
Photos courtesy of Saban

Fatman is a unique hybrid that blends ultra-violence, cheeky world building and dark comedy – and it mostly works. It’s a wild film that introduces us to a world in which Chris Cringle (Mel Gibson) and his wife Ruth (Marianne Ruth-Bapiste), take on Military contracts during off-months, and children hire hitmen after they receive coal in their stockings. Normally, making a hard R-rated film about a well-kempt hitman named “Skinny Man” (Walton Goggins) traveling to Alaska to put a bullet in Santa’s skull, might feel too gimmicky, but, directors/writers Eshom and Ian Nelms do a fine job building a world worth visiting.

What makes Fatman worth watching, are the tiny moments of world building involving Santa’s healing ability, junk-food loving elves, and government contracts that keep the operation funded. Santa’s operation is wonderfully low-key, and his magical reindeer and elf staff are grounded in a neat reality that feels welcome after decades of magical shenanigans at the North Pole. Also, the relationship between Chris and Ruth is lived-in, and their dynamic feels like they’ve known each other for hundreds (thousands?) of years.

What keeps the movie in the “B” range is the antagonist and dour tone that occasionally gives way to welcome dark comedy. While the idea of a child hiring a hitman to murder Santa is fun, tonally, it comes from a different movie, and might’ve played better if a pissed off mafioso parent hired a goon, after his kid received a terrible Christmas present from Santa. The tonal shifts between the over-the-top murderous child, and the relatively grounded Santa, don’t blend well. However, after Walton Goggins makes his trek up north, the movie settles into a fun (and super violent) duel between hunter and prey.

photo courtesy of Saban

While the film starts slowly, and carries on with a dour tone, Fatman picks up steam as the confrontation gets closer and we learn more about the expanded world. Ian and Eshom Nelms deserve applause for the incredibly original story, and the performances by Gibson, Jean-Bapiste and Goggins are expectedly excellent. The mish-mashed tone may keep some away, but for those willing to embrace unique world building, and brutal violence will dig this film.

John’s Horror Corner: Silver Bullet (1985), Stephen King’s horror-LITE werewolf movie.

November 5, 2020

MY CALL: It’s entertaining… but really it’s just overall mediocre. I’d call this a good horror movie for beginners and younger audiences. MOVIES LIKE Silver Bullet: For more movie adaptations based on Stephen King’s books and other work, try the original TV mini-series of Stephen King’s It (1990), the remake of It (2017), Creepshow (1982), Cujo (1983), Graveyard Shift (1990), Needful Things (1993), The Night Flier (1997), Gerald’s Game (2017) or Pet Sematary (1989, 2019), to name a few.   

We are introduced to a quaint small town—the kind where everybody knows everybody—where we find our preteen protagonist Marty Coslaw (Corey Haim; The Lost Boys, Watchers), a boy in a zippy electric wheelchair created by his alcoholic Uncle Red (Gary Busey; Piranha 3DD, Predator 2).

After a series of brutal murders, the townsfolk form a militia search party for the killer. It doesn’t work out well, and the locals are no wiser to the murderer’s identity. But Marty has a pretty good idea of who’s behind it all… a werewolf! And so we wander into a light mystery of just whom in town could be this lupine murderer as Marty and his sister consider everyone from the town Reverend (Everett McGill; The People Under the Stairs, Dune, Twin Peaks) to the local Sheriff (Terry O’Quinn; Lost, The Stepfather).

Early shots of our monster present the entire beast in brief but numerous shots as it rends the flesh of its first victim. These death scenes aren’t particularly good, but they are particularly entertaining. So it seems the budget limitations were stretched and efficiently employed on screen. The weakest points of the film are revealed in the tactics—e.g., the scene with the search party in the swamp getting attacked by the werewolf in the waist-high mist like a shark attack movie. I’m not saying it’s not entertaining. But it also feels very hokey. Then we have a nightmare in which the local church congregation all transform into werewolves, which seemed budgetarily impressive.

Our creature effects are nothing when weighed against An American Werewolf in London (1981) or The Howling (1981). Not even comparable. I’d say the same for the transformation scene. Yet still, this movie tries. It tries hard and I appreciate the on-screen effort to show many different pulsating stages of the transformation. This lower tier movie works quite well visually, even better than it deserves, much as did Stephen King’s It (1990). However, the screenplay for this film did not receive the same caliber writing as It, nor did it impress me with gore or creature effects to nearly the degree of Graveyard Shift (1990).

MORE WEREWOLF MOVIES: The best werewolf movies would have to be An American Werewolf in London (1981; semi-humorous), Ginger Snaps (2000; metaphoric), Dog Soldiers (2002; unconventional) and The Howling (1981; serious). 

If you want another utterly ridiculous werewolf movie, then move on to Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf (1985), Howling 3: The Marsupials (1987) and Wolfcop (2014). 

And for more stylish werewolf movies The Company of Wolves (1984), Meridian (1990), Cursed (2005; cliché-loaded and contemporary), Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed (2004), Wolf (1994), Wer (2013), The Wolfman (2010),  An American Werewolf in Paris (1997), Late Phases (2014), Howl (2015), Raw (2016), Good Manners (2017; aka, As Boas Maneiras) and the Underworld movies (2003, 2006, 2009, 2012) are also worth a watch.

We could consider that Waxwork (1988), Trick ‘r Treat (2007), Van Helsing (2004), Monster Squad (1987) and many others also feature werewolves, but not to such centerpiece extent that I’d call them “werewolf movies.”

Based on the Stephen King novelette “Cycle of the Werewolf”, I feel that director Daniel Attias (Six Feet Under, True Blood) did well with the script he was handed. It feels rather basic, but I also consider that the target audience was a bit younger (especially considering the very young protagonist). The climactic scene isn’t so climactic nor does the tension ever mount as powerfully as it should, but it’s still good storytelling.

Watching this as an adult I’d say it’s entertaining… but really it’s just overall mediocre.

Deep Blue Sea – The Podcast – Chapter 18: The Episode In Which Sam Jackson Is Eaten

November 5, 2020

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Jay and Mark are joined by Jeanette Ward (@jeanette_y_ward) and DJ Valentine (@TryingToBeDJV) to discuss “A Whole Lot Worse,” the 18th chapter on the Deep Blue Sea DVD. In this episode, they discuss sneak attacks, cannibalism and sharks crying in the ocean. This chapter is also really well known because IT’S THE CHAPTER WHERE A SHARK SNEAK ATTACKS SAM JACKSON!!!!

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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast #321: Dracula Untold, Impaling, and Bat Hammers

November 4, 2020

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The MFF podcast is back, and this week we were joined by David Cross (of the Award Wieners Movie Review Podcast) to discuss the 2014 action-horror film Dracula Untold. Directed by Gary Shore, and starring Luke Evans, Sarah Gadon, Dominic Cooper, and Charles Dance, this origin story focuses on how Vlad the Impaler became Dracula the Blood Consumer. In this episode, we discuss weaponized bats, cave vampires, and ancient curses. Enjoy!

We love us some Charles Dance

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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast #320 – Halloween H20: 20 Years Later – A Most Excellent Sequel

October 31, 2020

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Mark, John, and Adam discuss the 1998 horror sequel Halloween H20: 20 Years Later. Directed by Steve Miner, and starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Josh Hartnett and Michelle Williams, this excellent sequel focuses on the “final” battle between Laurie Strode and Michael Myers. We love this sequel, and had a great time talking about how underappreciated it is. In this episode, we discuss axe fights, cross country travel and solid horror sequels. Enjoy!

Viva la H20!

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Deep Blue Sea – The Podcast – Chapter 17: Bone Marrow Meatball Pizza, Kitchen Fights, and Underwater Gas Ovens

October 29, 2020

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Jay and Mark are joined by John Leavengood (@MFFHorrorCorner on Twitter and Instagram) to discuss “Oven Cooked” the 17th chapter on the Deep Blue Sea DVD. In this episode, they discuss arbitrary button pushing, Swedish pizza, and underwater gas ovens. Enjoy!

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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast #319: The Craft, Water Sprites and Weirdos

October 28, 2020

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Mark, Megan and David Cross (of the Award Wieners Movie Review Podcast) discuss the 1996 cult-classic The Craft. Directed by Andrew Fleming, and starring Rachel True, Neve Campbell, Robin Tunney and Fairuza Balk, The Craft, tells the story of four high schoolers dealing with the consequences of their magical exploits. In this episode, we discuss gigantic shirts, magical spells, and recast Mad Max: Fury Road with the characters from the film. Enjoy!

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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast #318: Candyman, Bees, and the Excellence of Tony Todd

October 26, 2020

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Mark and Zanandi Botes (Follow her on Twitter – @ZaNandi) discuss the 1992 cult classic Candyman. Directed by Bernard Rose, and starring Virginia Madsen, Tony Todd and many bees, this excellent horror film focuses on what happens when you say “Candyman” into a mirror five times (horrible things happen). In this episode, they discuss practical effects, blood puddles, and the excellence of Tony Todd. Enjoy!

Tony Todd is the best.

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Deep Blue Sea – The Podcast – Episode 16: Helsinki Hollandaise, Chunky Metal, and Quivering Lips

October 22, 2020

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Jay and Mark are joined by Jessica Manzo and Lindsay Street (of the French Toast Sunday podcast) to discuss “Close Call,” the 16th chapter of the Deep Blue Sea DVD. In this episode, they talk about baggy fencing, speed seduction, chunky metal, and solid lip quivers. Enjoy!

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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast #317: The All-Horror Basketball Squad

October 22, 2020

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The MFF podcast is back, and this week we put together basketball squads with characters from horror movies. We’ve long been fans of inserting horror characters into sports squads, and we had a great time discussing what would happen if a 250-foot troll was forced to play basketball in an arena. We also discuss the logistics of murderous ghosts on basketball courts, and whether spectators should be allowed in the very volatile atmosphere. In this episode, we talk about troll destruction, bee attacks, and killer hook shots. Enjoy!

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