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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 536 – The Original Songs Written for Movies Draft

December 13, 2023

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Mark and Billy Patterson (@billyapatterson on X) talk about their favorite original songs from movies like Romeo Must Die, The Great Gatsby, Blade 2, In the Heat of the Night, Take Shelter, Batman Forever, Wild Wild West, With Honors and Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey.

If you enjoy this episode make sure to listen to the Batman Forever, Batman & Robin, and Godzilla (1998) soundtrack episodes that Billy and Mark recorded.

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John’s Horror Corner: Scared to Death (1980; Syngenor), a slow-paced creature feature Sci-Horror that gives juuust enough to its viewers.

December 10, 2023

MY CALL: This isn’t very good, and there are better bad movies out there. So, I’ll suggest that fans of 80s horror set their expectations low and this early “quasi-AlienBody Snatcher hybrid rip” a chance. This is more for the horror fans who pride themselves on seeing everything in their favored subgenres. MORE MOVIES LIKE Scared to Death: Alien (1979) and Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) seem the obvious choices. Although things like The Terror Within (1989) are much closer in quality.

The opening scene features a metallic-skinned monster dragging a screaming woman to her doom and leaving behind a thick, gooey ooze—so this feels a lot like a xenomorph from Alien (1979). For whatever reason, almost all of the monster’s victims are young, attractive women. So at first, I feared this was a classic 80s monster rape flick. Thankfully, it’s not.

The monster attacks are quite weak. The camera shakes a lot, there’s a blood splatter here, some dripping blood there, and that’s your death scene. One person is killed by a “head squeeze” between its hands—it’s pretty lame. The monster seems to kill one victim by inserting its tongue down her throat. When we later learn exactly what was happening there, I feel like there was a less SVU way to depict that on screen.

This movie is slow… very slow. And since the monster attacks and death scenes show so little, those scenes really don’t help the pacing. We see more and more of the monster later in the movie. For a low budget 1980 film, the creature effects are actually pretty solid! The big-headed monster design is a rubber suit with external striations and veins. It’s just that the monster isn’t doing much worth watching. A point of satisfaction of the movie is simply “seeing” the monster lumber through throwaway attack, death, and victim-dragging scenes. And for just that, this wasn’t really worth the price of admission.

The most interesting aspect of the movie is in its exposition: the history and spinal fluid-feeding behavior of genetically engineered creature. And in the finale sequence we see that it reproduces like in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978), with webbing-covered comatose victims connected by a feeding tube of sorts to a gestating monster chrysalis. Now I’m not saying these factors make up for the super slow first hour… but it’s actually pretty cool.

So would I recommend this? Hmmmm… it really isn’t good, and there are much “better at being bad” bad movies out there. But still, I’m tempted to suggest that fans of 80s horror set their expectations low and give William Malone’s (Creature, House on Haunted Hill) early “quasi-AlienBody Snatcher hybrid rip” a shot. This is more for the horror fans who pride themselves on seeing everything in their favored subgenres.

John’s Horror Corner: Doom Asylum (1987), I’m not sure what this hidden gem even is… basically a slapstick comedy Leatherface homage.

December 8, 2023

MY CALL: Hokey, awkward, funny and gory, this weird hidden gem will surely please fans of silly 80s horror. MORE MOVIES LIKE Doom Asylum: Basket Case 1-2 (1982, 1990) and Frankenhooker (1990).

After winning a major legal case, Mitch (Michael Rogen; Basket Case 2) and the love of his life Judy (Patty Mullen; Frankenhooker) die in a drunk driving accident. Just one problem… during the autopsy we learn that Mitch isn’t dead!!! And just for ridiculous flavor, this “official” autopsy was taking place in an insane asylum.

This movie wastes zero time before introducing the mangled gore. The autopsy scene occurs in the first five minutes of the movie and we see Mitch’s partially skinless face, muscle fibers and brain exposed, a blade impaled in his neck—like something out of Hellraiser (1987)! His hands are awesomely gashed and necrotic.

Probably named in homage to Gunnar Hansen (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre), Mitch Hansen becomes something of a Leatherface caricature and starts killing right away. Ten years later, local folklore tells of the man who lurks in the abandoned asylum of his further mutilation and kills victims with autopsy tools.

Planning on a day of picnicking and sunbathing at the local abandoned insane asylum, of course, a group of college students (including Kristin Davis; Sex and the City) arrive only to discover an all-woman metal band (including Ruth Collins; Witch Academy, Lurkers, Cemetery High) is hanging out in the asylum that day as well.

Director Richard Friedman (Death Mask, Scared Stiff) revels in this ludicrous movie. The dialogue is often robotic, the kills are really clunky, and Tina’s (Ruth Collins) incessant cackling is something from a cartoon villain. It’s bizarre in a way that draws awkward grins. There’s a lot of dorky relationship talk, our villain has some very cheesy lines, and there’s a very long, super clumsy fight between a guy and the metal band front woman.

The “face in acid” death scene offers a deliciously gory melted face payoff along with some hokey lines. The on-screen “brain drill” death was decent. But the on-screen bonesaw-to-the-face was peak awesome for the movie—probably the scene that earned Kristin Davis her iconic Sex and the City role. And while not a death scene at all, the toe-cutting scene may be the most brutal and impressive of all! Just WOW. Also watch out for the cartoonish meat grinder gag.

The hokiness is painful at times, grinworthy at others, and sometimes just plain awkwardly bad. But this movie was trying something different for its time while still delivering on gory visuals and heavy latexwork. And I can appreciate that. Definitely a strong recommendation to fans of 80s horror.

The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 535: The Devil’s Rejects, Rob Zombie and Terrible Motels

December 7, 2023

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Mark and Russell discuss the 2005 horror film The Devil’s Rejects. Directed by Rob Zombie, and starring Bill Moseley, Sheri Moon Zombie, Sid Haig, and William Forsythe, the movie focuses on what happens when three horrible people go on a horrible road trip. In this episode, they also talk about effective horror films, Mark Twain and Rob Zombie’s filmography. Enjoy!

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John’s Horror Corner: Mountaintop Motel Massacre (1983), among perhaps the worst of 80s slashers.

December 4, 2023

MY CALL: Nope. Hard pass. I wouldn’t recommend this to anyone—not even an 80s slasher fan who hasn’t yet seen this. MORE MOVIES LIKE Mountaintop Motel Massacre: “Motel horror” tends to revolve around maniacs and slashers, whereas “hotel horror” tends to comprise hauntings and more elaborate histories (e.g., AHS: Hotel (2015-2016), The Shining (1980) or 1408 (2007)). For more “motel horror” consider Psycho (1960), Motel Hell (1980), Identity (2003) and Vacancy (2007).

Recently released from a mental hospital in Arkansas, Evelyn (Anna Chappell) has little patience for guinea pigs, Satanic rituals, or the voices in her head. The movie makes no effort to cultivate mystery, and that’s okay. We just jump right into it. The opening scenes, preamble captions, and Evelyn’s own daughter Lorie (Jill King) all clearly identify who will be the killer in this movie. After the accidental death of her daughter, Evelyn just doesn’t seem right.

For $7, you can stay in one of Evelyn’s rustic “motel” cabins, and she sure gets a lot of guests one stormy night. Old judgy Evelyn seems to have a problem with all of them. She skulks around in tunnels under the cabins, releases snakes and rats into the cabins, and eventually starts killing people.

Except for bad movie legend Bill Thurman (The Black Cat, Attack of the Eye Creatures, Gator Bait, Mars Needs Women), most of the cast never appeared in any other films. The acting is rough, the writing is worse, the pacing is sluggish, and nothing interesting happens for the first hour. The snake bite scene was toothless. The rat and roach scenes were harmless and lame time-wasters. Things do get bloody once Evelyn gets stabby with her sickle. And even though we don’t see the stabs directly, the blood is at least ambitious enough to keep my attention for a moment. You could blink and completely miss it, but there was one great (very brief) gag with the sickle going through a victim’s cheeks. And then, yet closer to the final moments, a man’s hand is lopped off. But these very brief gore gags don’t make up for the overall woeful shortcomings of the movie.

Written and directed by Jim McCullough Sr. (Video Murders), this movie is no 80s slasher masterpiece. Truly, I wouldn’t recommend this to anyone—not even an 80s slasher fan.

John’s Horror Corner: Five Nights at Freddy’s (2023), Chucky Cheese horror-lite for beginners.

December 3, 2023

MY CALL: Eh, it’s okay. If you love the game then I guess this is something you’ll see either way. But if you’re only interest is in the “murderous Chucky Cheese animatronics”, then you should just watch Willy’s Wonderland (2021) instead—it’s more mature, gritty, funny and dark. MORE MOVIES LIKE Five Nights at Freddy’s: For more Chucky Cheese animatronic horror, try Willy’s Wonderland (2021) or The Banana Splits (2019).

Down on his luck and struggling to raise his kid sister, Mike (Josh Hutcherson; Ultraman, Red Dawn) accepts a crappy job as an overnight security guard at the long-shutdown Chucky Cheese-like establishment Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza. The job sucks and the hours are worse, but it’s the best his boss (Matthew Lillard; Scream, Thirteen Ghosts) can do.

The writing and acting are good. But there’s nothing particularly compelling about the story, characters or relationships. Although it’s quite curious as to why a local cop (Elizabeth Lail; You, Countdown) would take such an interest in the security of Freddy’s. There’s clearly some kind of Scooby-Doo mystery afoot, and we’re left enough clues to cultivate intrigue. Unfortunately, this leads us nowhere interesting, shocking, satisfying or fun.

The horror action and effects toe the line between well-produced (for its budget) and campy. Once the animatronic characters begin stalking and killing, the antics are cartoonish and deliver B-movie tactics. Yet the behavior, movement, expressions and demeanor of the characters is very well done and thoughtfully executed (i.e., not very “B-movie” in execution).

We don’t see much happen on screen; blood, stabs, gore and the like seem to only be implied. Halfway through the movie, I’m not entirely sure I’m watching a horror movie. I mean, it’s clearly horror-ish. This is more kids’ horror; like Chucky Cheese-themed horror-lite. Sure, some people die. But this is horror for beginners.

This wasn’t exactly boring or unentertaining. Still, I’d say this just felt toothless for what I was expecting. Nothing gritty or gory or particularly violent (i.e., for a horror movie) ever happens. Director Emma Tammi (Into the Dark, The Wind) could have been going for that, I guess… a horror movie for preteens. My best recommendation would be that if you want to see this movie, you should probably watch Willy’s Wonderland (2021) instead.

John’s Horror Corner: The Exorcist: Believer (2023), this 6th franchise installment delivers, even if less potent than the original.

December 2, 2023

MY CALL: A worthy introduction of the Exorcist franchise to a new generation. Though not as “difficult to watch” as the original. I’d solidly recommend it to horror fans with the typical advice to not judge it too closely to its predecessors. MORE MOVIES LIKE Believer: For a complete change of pace in possession movies, I might recommend the utterly bonkerstastic film The Manitou (1978). I’d also suggest The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005), The Unborn (2009) and The Last Exorcism (2010).

Co-writer and director David Gordon Green (Halloween/Kills/Ends) is no stranger to defibrillating a famous old franchise with a rebootquel or three. So now he is trying his hand on another beloved 70s-spawned franchise.

The Exorcist movie TIMELINE: Were one to watch all the Exorcist movies in order by story timeline, the order is as follows: Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005), Exorcist: The Beginning (2004), The Exorcist (1973), Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977), The Exorcist III (1990), and the newest release The Exorcist: Believer (2023).

Angela (Lidya Jewett; Good Girls, Nightbooks) is the teenage child to a Haitian widower father (Leslie Odom Jr.; Only, Hamilton). Their relationship is close, and their lives only feel strained by the topic of Angela’s mother, who died during childbirth.

After school, Angela and her friend Katherine (Olivia O’Neill) try to commune with Angela’s deceased mother in the woods… and they disappear for three days. The girls have no memory of these three days, their parents are palpably distressed, and they undergo a cold barrage of medical examinations. No surprise. We all know what franchise we signed up for and, yup, the girls just aren’t right after they get back home.

Things start with some “light” violence, sacrilege and a complete drain of emotion. Then comes the demonic voice, knowledge of the unknowable, and some much meaner violence. Now famous for what she suffered fifty years prior with her daughter Regan, Angela’s father turns to Chris MacNeil (Ellen Burstyn; The Exorcist, The Wicker Man) for guidance regarding exorcism as circumstances escalate.

The movie is well made, and I enjoyed it enough. But this never reached the “next level” dire intensity deserving of the 1973 source material, which was a gut punch of a difficult film for many to endure. The story brings in a star from the 1973 story. But drops her like a bad habit about as soon as she serves her purpose as an exposition device. We are also teased mysteriously about Regan’s whereabouts and well-being. I wasn’t feeling very hyped when we finally rolled into the exorcism. It’s not a bad quality of this film… but I truly wanted that “challenged” viewing experience we find in Midsommar (2019), Hereditary (2018), or yes, The Exorcist (1973).

What the movie handles well, and very well I might add, is Angela and Katherine’s possession. When they come off emotionally empty, we shudder. When the demon speaks through them, the actresses carry the movements and expressions of these evil beings very effectively. And when the demons are cruel, they truly delight in the pain and doubt they cause. Moreover, the makeup work is excellent, complemented by oozing bile-like drool and other-worldly vomit, neither of which are over-used. There is also a most excellent and unexpected death scene creatively playing on an iconic 1973 moment.

I’d call this a worthy introduction of the Exorcist franchise to a new generation. Not as offensive or morally challenging as the original. But perhaps that isn’t critical. I just expected something more mean, more immoral, more uncomfortable… but there I go being a rabid purist. Still, I’d broadly recommend it to horror fans with the typical tempered advice to not judge it too critically in comparison to its predecessors as I am clearly guilty. Luckily, my criticism wasn’t so much as to hinder my enjoyment of the film.

The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 534 – Piranha, Joe Dante and Corn Eating

December 1, 2023

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Mark and David Cross (ItsMeDavidCross on X) discuss the 1978 creature feature Piranha. Directed by Joe Dante, and starring Bradford Dillman, Heather Menzies, Dick Miller, and a bunch of hungry fish, the Roger Corman produced film is one of the best Jaws knock-offs ever made. In this episode, they also talk about the inspired special effects, Joe Dante’s filmography, and where it stands amongst all the other Jaws knock-offs that were made in the 1970s and 1980s. Enjoy!

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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 533: The Wailing, Na Hong-jin, and Cave Demons

November 26, 2023

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Mark and Zanandi (@ZaNandi on X) discuss the 2016 horror film The Wailing. Directed by Na Hong-jin and starring Kwak Do-won, Hwang Jung-min, Chun Woo-hee, and Jun Kunimura, the movie focuses on what happens when a demon goes fishing. In this episode, they also talk about epic horror movies, cave demons, and why 2016 was such a great year for horror cinema. Enjoy!

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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 532 – The Virgin Suicides, Sofia Coppola, and Kirsten Dunst

November 19, 2023

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Mark and Jonny Numb (@JonnyNumb on X) discuss the 2000 drama film The Virgin Suicides. Directed by Sofia Coppola, and starring Kirsten Dunst, Josh Hartnett, Kathleen Turner, and James Woods, the adaptation of Jeffrey Eugenides 1993 book (of the same name) kicked off Coppola’s Oscar winning career and it makes for a fine addition to the Jonny Numb “Feel Good Series.” In this episode, they also talk about soundtracks, wigs and the filmography of Kirsten Dunst. Enjoy!

Also, make sure to listen to the “Feel Good Series” which includes movies like First Reformed, Green Room, The House That Jack Built, Only God Forgives, Super Dark Times, Thirst, and many more excellent films!

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