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Mark’s Desert Island Films: A Fantastic Oasis of Cinema

June 22, 2011

Hello all, Mark here. Being stuck on an island has long been a staple of television and cinema. Lost, Cast Away, Gilligan’s Island, Lord of the Flies and The Blue Lagoon all used the solitary island tropes to full effect. However, you can’t help but wonder whether life would have been easier if  they could have popped in a copy of Anchorman and forgot about the trials, tribulations and certain death of island life.  I understand the impossible logistics but I am choosing to ignore them. If everything worked out perfectly and you could bring ten films to an island what would you bring?

I compiled a list of ten films that are not my necessarily my favorite films. They are movies that  I can watch over and Enjoy the list and let me know what you would take to a desert island.

1. Hot Fuzz

This movie gets better and better every time you watch it. I will have a lot of free time on the island so I will need to have a movie that always feels fresh. Also, I can practice shooting two bananas in the air whilst yelling An added bonus is the blu ray has five commentaries, multiple documentaries and bueno bloopers.

2. Dazed and Confused

When I first discovered this flick on VHS I watched it every day for several weeks. It has a relaxed vibe, fantastic music (Foghat!!) and many interesting characters (Wooderson!). An added bonus is that it has an amazing soundtrack.

3. The Life Aquatic

I needed a Bill Murray film. I needed a Wes Anderson film. I needed Portuguese covers of David Bowie. So, I chose The Life Aquatic. It is a fantastically layered film with a great soundtrack.

Also, I needed a movie with a shark in it. Jaws is my favorite film but I think I would watch The Life Aquatic more.

4. Evolution

I’ve watched Evolution more than any other film.  During my sophomore year of college it was on HBO everyday and instead of doing homework I’d marvel at Seann William Scott’s singing. I love the dialogue between David Duchovny and Orlando Jones and this film always makes me laugh.

5. Invincible

If a substitute teacher/bartender can make it onto the Philadelphia Eagles then a former sub/bouncer can survive on a lonely desert island. Invincible inspired me to make a move to Korea and get on with my life. Watching it on the island could motivate to build huts, juggle coconuts and do seventy pull ups on a palm tree. The music is really good as well.

6. Anchorman

They filmed so much there are two movies. I will have four hours of  Burgundy making me laugh. Also, If Ron Burgundy is able to adapt to the new world I can do it to.  There are so many funny one liners I’d need years to memorize them all.

7. Jumper

Picking Jumper as one of my desert island films is bonkers. The reason I picked this film is because when I moved to Korea I got terribly lost in my new city. I was freezing, confused and somehow managed to buy like 17 pastries from a vendor when I only wanted one. THEN IT HAPPENED!!! I found the downtown area and I saw a movie theater. Needing a break from the cold I watched the film Jumper and ate another seven pastries. The film will be key when adapting to a new environment.

8. The Truman Show

I’m figuring this movie could help keep me sane (or incredibly paranoid) . I would just pretend it was a TV show and that I was being filmed. I bet Tom Hanks wouldn’t have adopted a ball as his best friend if he knew people were watching. Also, the movie is incredibly engrossing so for two hours I could forget about Lilliputians harassing me.

9. The 13th Warrior

One thing that is crucial to every island is Vikings.  The 13th Warrior is a great film involving a non-viking traveling far distances to fight with vikings. They cross vast distances to do battle with thousands of angry warriors and somehow manage to survive. At the very least it would be motivation to not be such a wimp. Also, they did some gnarly defenses around their city. It could help when I build my structure.

10. Hot Shots Part Deux

Hot Shots Part Deux never gets old. Watching Charlie Sheen decide whether he should use gummy bears or sprinkles in battle  is a solid gold moment of comedy. Charlie Sheen also improvises well in this film (Chicken arrow, throw bullets, choke snake) so I can learn how to adapt in the worst situations an island can throw at me.

Honorable mentions

This is Spinal Tap, Predator, Hot Rod, Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl, The Sure Thing, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Princess Bride, Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

The Green Lantern starring Jack Black

June 20, 2011

With the Martin Campbell directed Green Lantern releasing nation wide this week, I couldn’t help but remember the comedic version set up at Warner Brothers a few years back.

http://www.mypdfscripts.com/unproduced/green-lantern-robert-smigel-draft

 Written by Robert Smigel of SNL, the 132 page draft consisted of Jud Plato, a box furniture store employee, stumbling upon the ring and becoming a Guardian of the Galaxy. 

 Sadly, despite Robert’s best effort to blend comedy and action the story never becomes much of anything other than a horrible character ruining any would be entertaining action sequences.

 Whether you’re a fan of Jack Black or not you best be thanking your lucky stars that he was smart enough to not go through with the project. 

  (  )  wait what

(xxx) not my cup of tea

(  )  merits a look

(  )  thank you

(  )  pure genius

 To all you Green Lantern fans and cinema geeks who are hesitant about Campbell’s film, I urge you to read Smigel’s Draft because after it there is no where else to go but up. 

 

Yours Truly

Risky

Letters to Juliet

June 17, 2011

Letters to Juliet

By: Megan Arnall
This is a Rom Com so I dedicate this post to Jay Hooper and VJ Long, I know how much you boys love the romcoms!
Oscar worthy? No.  Amazing Scenery? Yes.  Cute moments with Amanda Seyfried verbally conquering all of the men around her? Yes. Of course this movie has it’s flaws, but if you are in the mood for something cute with a light mood, this is the movie for you.  If only we were all so lucky to find the love of our life after decades apart and inherit a vineyard in Italy, right?
 
What I think you will like about this movie:
  • Amanda Seyfried was great on Big Love, Veronica Mars and in Mean Girls. She has a cute/bubbly personality that gives this movie a certain brightness.
  • The Italian Countryside– Oh. My. Goodness. I’m booking my plane ticket right now…ok, no I’m not…or am I?  The cities, the rolling hills, the vineyards, the entire Italian countryside is so beautiful in this movie that it almost looks like a like it couldn’t possible exist in reality.
  • The side characters– As our main characters traipse across Italy they encounter some pretty interesting people.  It was their often funny encounters with these characters that really sold me on the movie.
  • The back story- Juliet’s secretaries, women who answer letters left at a wall in Verona, Italy, really exist.  Known as the Juliet Club, they reply to letters just like in the movie and set up events in honor of Shakespeare’s famous star-crossed lovers Romeo and Juliet.  I like watching a movie where I know that however implausible the story really is, that one day, somehow, maybe, it could happen.
  • Taylor Swift is on the soundtrack…how could you say ‘No’ to that?! I mean really.
Watch it today, forget about it tomorrow…It’ll leave you with a smile on your face 🙂

Cinema Verite (2011)

June 16, 2011

Cinema Verite (2011)

 By John Leavengood

                       MY CALL:    What happens when the perfect couple and their children are monitored hour by hour for twelve weeks in a Jane Goodall-esque social experiment?  We see them at their seemingly perfect best and their worst, and see just how often each side shows its face.  This revealing true story about “An American Family” tests us as we crave more of the very drama that leads us to shovel sympathy at its troubled players.  [B+]

     When we see a Christmas card depicting a family portrait festooned with smiles illuminating the American Dream, we rarely ponder what goes on when they’re not posing.  What happens in that house on a day to day basis when things do not fall into place as they seem to have immaculately done so for their family photos?  Craig Gilbert (James Gandolfini) posited a much darker hypothesis than most.  This very “real” depiction of social Americana was captured in this HBO film…that their smiles are ephemeral and their happiness may be just as fleeting as the flash of the camera that captured the facade.

As Gilbert, Gandolfini tests our trust as he double-plays both confidante and silver-tongued devil in his dealings with the parents, particularly the mother (Diane Lane).  Gandolfini emcees the plot intrigue well, but Lane is the real star of this gripping film.  As the victem in their marriage, she serially outshines Tim Robbins (playing her husband), who does his job and does it well, but simply lacks the scenes and lines to win our favor or sympathy.  He simply plays a character that was not designed to win our support.

            Set in the early 70’s, before reality television had become the over-scripted, sensationalized farce we know today, this true story reveals the process behind the Gilbert’s PBS documentary miniseries “An American Family”.  This was a controversial 10-hour saga that followed the relationship between the parents and children, and readily transformed into an exposé on the problems between the parents.  It may not sound as interesting as The Situation’s latest shenanigans or Snooki getting arrested on the Jersey Shore, but this American family received no paycheck to provide incentive to sharing their dirty laundry or hamming up drama for ratings or promise of another season.

            This film feels real.  Lane and Gandolfini stand at the helm and I found myself rooting for both of them to get what they (their characters) wanted.  Lane steals the show but Gandolfini really shows us what he can do.  See this

The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest

June 15, 2011

The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest

by: Megan Arnall
 
 
Have you seen The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and The Girl Who Played With Fire and Girl? If not, shame of you, go do it now, then come back and read this review… you’ll thank me later.  

There is a lot going on in this movie…2.5 hours, PSSSHHH, you’ll never even notice it.  Everything really comes together from the first two stories.  You know all of the characters, you know all of the seedy behind the scenes drama going on in Sweden, now it is time for the fit to hit the shan. 

Crazy old men killing people in hospitals, death threats, government sting operations, Swedish motorcycle gangs bent on revenge, a very large blonde man who feels no pain on the loose, Lisbeth sporting one serious mo-hawk, a psychiatrist with a whole lot of issues, a really neat warehouse cat-and-mouse scene, and plot twists and turns galore! Now tell me that doesn’t sound like an exciting movie? Pair that with the beautiful production quality that is characteristic of this series and you will be completely spellbound.

This series was described as “utterly addicting” by the New York Times.  Watch all three movies and revel in the pretentiousness that comes from the watching 7.5 hours of great cinema in Swedish.  And who knows, if we are lucky, maybe a ghost writer will complete the 10 novel series that Larsson had envisioned and delight us with 7 more movies 🙂

PS. The trailer for the American version of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (starring Rooney Mara and Daniel Craig) is out, watch it below if you haven’t seen it yet.  I’m still skeptical but I’ll definitely be seeing it when it comes out December 2011.

Bad Movie Tuesday: Dracula 2000

June 14, 2011

Dracula 2000

Ernest sums it all up in Ernest Goes to Camp.

If you see a family of badgers never give them the stink eye. The crooks and Van Helsing in Dracula 2000 could have used this advice.

If you ever come across a ridiculously guarded coffin adorned with crosses inside  a house owned by a man named Van Helsing do not steal it. If you do steal it do not bleed all over it and take off the crosses keeping the body in its place. When the vampire is released do not go one by one into the cargo hold to be devoured by the creature.

This all could have been avoided had Van Helsing killed Dracula when he had the chance. Instead, he keeps him alive in order to inject his blood via leeches. Coincidently, a crook manages to get one of the leeches on his eye. Which I think would be really hard to do.  I’d like to think Van Helsing kept Dracula around to figure out his miraculously quaffed hair.

The most important thing not to do is carry around hair gel. The only thing Dracula craves more than blood is hair styling products. The reason I say this is because Gerard Butler struts around New Orleans with hair so wavy surfers couldn’t ride it.  When you become a vampire does  your hair become instantly perfect? I figured this because  Butler’s hair flows majestically in the wind with nary any upkeep. 

A common theme in most bad movies is stupidity. Piranhas and sharks are mutated. Terrorists mess with Dolph Lundgren or Stephen Baldwin. I’m thinking this movie takes the cake though. This movie is the Cake Boss of dumb.

In the end unintelligence abounds. Badgers are metaphorically “stink eyed” and I have another great Bad Movie Tuesday.

A Beginner’s Guide to Tokyo Shock Cinema

June 1, 2011

Hello all. Mark here. Fellow moviesfilmsandflix contributor John Leavengood has finally unleashed his intro to Tokyo Shock Cinema. Look at it like “an entire genre done by Cliff’s Notes.” Read it, love it, Rent it if you can stomach it.

A Beginner’s Guide to Tokyo Shock [or Tokyo Gore Shock]

By John Leavengood

I was at a horror convention recently and was shocked at how so few of the hocked-DVD vendors had heard of this unique flavor of horror-action.  As such, I felt the need to inform you all of these intentionally disturbing-to-most movies.

This piece is meant to introduce virgin readers to Tokyo Gore Shock, or Tokyo Shock.  This emerging subgenre really seized my attention when I was blessed by Tokyo Gore Police (2009). 

 I first saw the slower-paced, more plotty Machine Girl (2008), which I loved. 

It’s just that Tokyo Gore Police had a much happier marriage between apparent budget, weirdness, and consistent stimulation by shit I had never seen before.  Other titles representing the subgenre are Meatball Machine, Samurai Princess, Robogeisha, Geisha Assassin, Vampire Girl versus Frankenstein Girl, Helldriver, Mutant Girl Squad, and many others.  The writing, direction and special effects are largely done by the same gang of people.  What do they do together?  Essentially they take the gore tactics of Dead Alive, usually swap zombies for ninjas, mutants or cyborgs, and add goofy fight choreography.  Often it appears that they nightmared up a large to-do list of interesting ways to kill or to die and compacted them all into a screenplay.

Unlike most movies produced with lower expectations than summer blockbusters, the previews for these movies are very straightforward.  I have loved every trailer, and subsequently every movie (at least, of those listed in this article).  If you saw and enjoyed any one of these movies, then see ALL of the others.  These filmmakers give us viewers exactly what we want.  At the same time, you will know right away (from the trailer) whether or not this style of movie is for you.

Tokyo Gore Police received an average rating of 4/5 stars (44 reviews) on Amazon.com.  Some of the 3’s read as if they viewer loved the movie, but was just a tough critic when it came to doling out ratings.  That said, don’t trust these ratings to compare one such movie to another unless you’ve taken the time to read them.  Of course, such movies should probably not be compared to The Remains of the Day or My Left Foot.  The movie stars Eihi Shiina.  I first saw this actress in Audition, a more typical non-supernatural Japanese horror movie.  She plays Ruka, a member of a privatized police force charged with handling some intriguingly protean mutants called “engineers”.  Naturally, the uniform for this task is that of a Japanese school girl.  These engineers are genetically modified and mechanized weaponry forms whenever and where ever they incur tissue trauma.  These ostentatiously rubber-prop-grafted cyborgs offer a strong nod to Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989).  The mutant F/X were ridiculous…ly awesome.  Seeing each new installment of these villains made my dark soul smile.  Also, inserted into the movie are “commercials” featuring twisted things like suicide accessories and recreational remote murder via videogame console.

Where character and plot development are found wanting, guts and action more than compensate.  More for the gore than the action, I find myself comparing these movies to action anime known for arterial sprays.  The gore also serves as a fine device to distract viewers from the lower budgets. 

The low budget is obvious at first, then forgotten once the action sequences begin and your romance with the silliness has engaged.  These movies offer troths of entrails.  At times, it feels like off-camera filmmakers are simply jettisoning rubber intestines and gallons of Hi-C in front of the camera with reckless abandon.  What can I say?  It completes me.

            These movies feature many effects and props which would typically only be discussed around a table of drunk or high college kids.  Some examples include genitalia modified into projectile weapons, breasts which spew acid or have teeth or are modified into power drills, chainsaws arms, disembodied hands which are shot from a gun to punch or strangle their targets, snail-centaur women, and sex-slave gimps with machine guns or sword blades for arms AND legs.  Some of the scenes feel a bit like a hybridization between a BDSM sex show and a freak sideshow.

The fight choreography may not measure well compared to Hong Kong action cinema.  Depending on the movie, serviceable to deplorable representations of actual combat may be observed.  However, because the characters and their weapons are often interesting or comical, so is the choreography.  Do I think that some chick with her lower body modified into a giant crocodile mouth can use this mutation effectively in a fight?  Absolutely not!  Does that suggest that I enjoyed seeing her try to use this mutation as a weapon any less.  Absolutely not!  If you have a bra with drills on the breast cups, you’re damned right I expect them to be pressed upon someone to their perverse detriment.  Not a typical kung fu move, but effective when it comes to entertaining me.  A common phrase in this family of movies, but expect to see fights with elements that you “have never seen before”.  Tokyo Gore Police enjoyed the talents of action director Tak Sakaguchi, who worked on Versus (2000) and Shinobi (2005) (neither movie is related to the Gore Shock genus, but both were VERY good…see them). 

These movies, more flicks really, are just plain cool.  If you can stomach them, chances are quite likely that you’ll love them—all of them.  Even the more serious ones are over-the-top and, in my opinion, it is NEVER to their detriment.  They are extreme and quite explicit in general.

I say this about a lot of movies, but one should probably not be introduced to this type of movie without alcohol (but only if you’re 21 or older, kids!).  I’d say more than just a buzz before it starts and safely outside the ballpark of forgetfulness by the end.  These movies aim to disturb and often include very bizarre and/or violent sexual scenes, violence to and/or caused by explicit body parts which may or may not be weaponized, torture, satirical suicide, and violence against women and children.  I read a review on Amazon.com (0/5 stars) in which the unhappy customer suggested that “you would have to be very sick person to get enjoyment out of watching this film. This film is more disturbing than any film I’ve ever seen in my life.”  To that I have two things to say.  ONE, nothing shocks me anymore.  If nothing shocked you after years of horror fanfare, this should be fine.  I playfully call myself sick, but I still haven’t stored any human organs in my freezer nor have I worn someone else’s skin as a suit.  I just laugh (with delight) at the Saw and Cube series.  This genre was simply the next step.  If you laugh at the same things I do, then take the same step.  TWO, definitely not the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen in my life—I’ve seen Salo, The Human Centipede, Necromantik, Red Room, and I Spit on Your Grave.  Perhaps all more disturbing, yet not that disturbing…to me.

Reviews for these movies on Amazon.com typically warn that these movies are “not for everyone”.  I couldn’t agree more.  While I strongly advocate that if you like one of them, you’ll probably like all of them, I must say that many will like none of them.  These are for lovers of “gore porn”.

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A warning to consumers who try my favorite flavor and start buying my brand…Tokyo Gore Police has been released twice in America.  Once with no featurettes, and again with featurettes.  Machine Girl has now been released three times following the same pattern, with more material in each subsequent release.  This sales equation will likely become a trend with these Japan-to-America genre releases.

Bad Movie Tuesday: Dark Storm

May 24, 2011

Your favorite bull riding,  Kevin Costner suing (for oil drilling technology) reality show contestant with a HM (Hannah Montana..He regrets it) tattoo is back on Bad Movie Tuesday.  Stephen Baldwin has been a staple of my Bad Movie Tuesday posts. Sharks in Venice and Earthstorm are movies that excel in badness. They are movies where Baldwin uses a jogging double or stands in one spot and  drunkenly delivers his lines to no one in particular….while wearing an ill-fitting hat.

This past Weekend my girlfriend and fellow co-writer John Leavengood sat down and had a Bad Movie Saturday. We watched The Roommate (John will review) and Dark Storm. It was a great night headlined by Stephen Baldwin (SB).

https://moviesfilmsandflix.wordpress.com/2010/10/05/bad-movie-tuesday/

https://moviesfilmsandflix.wordpress.com/2011/01/18/bad-movie-tuesday-11/

My girlfriend also designed a  poster for his next movie (in a perfect world)

In Dolph Lundgren’s bad movies he does everything to show off his immense abilities (front kicks, singing, drumming, Swedishness). SB is the opposite. In this film he speaks entirely in a monotone voice and is constantly wearing a lab coat. In this movie he seems shorter than ever before, more paunchy and while making love to his wife he is the one who doesn’t take his shirt off. This movie just makes him more of a bad movie enigma.

When I watched the Dark Storm preview I noticed that SB somehow found the ability to shoot Energy Orbs out of his hands. This instantly piqued my curiosity. Watching an overweight Baldwin stand in one spot and pretend to channel energy was too great to pass up. If the train in Unstoppable was a force because of its weight and speed then SB is an unmovable force who never moves.

The movie centers around a guy who wants to control the world via Dark Matter Storms. He makes one mistake though. He rigs the Ionizer (In Baldwin terms) and BAM Baldwin gets blasted. Baldwin gets super natural powers that include making light orbs, the ability to  jog  ten feet and an uncanny way of delivering bad dialogue.

Sidenote: Maybe the Dark Matter would have helped SB on the 2007 reality show “Celebrity bull riding.” On the show SB broke his clavicle and three ribs.

I actually felt bad for all the actors around Baldwin. They seem to be really trying. I get the feeling that the filmmakers were happy that Baldwin showed up on set. There is actually a scene where Baldwin smiles and lets out a small guffaw. I assumed that the night before he drank 11 bottles of Gilby’s Vodka and not 47. Also, this is the film where Baldwin did not call anything a “thingy.” He stuck to the script.

In the end, Baldwin saves Seattle and possibly the world. Not bad for a guy who never moves.

Priest

May 19, 2011

MY CALL:  This graphic novel-adapted flick was entertaining.  Not good.  Maybe not too bad, depending on what you’re looking for.  A lot of the “bad” of the movie was met with an “oh, come on” smile rather than adversity.  I won’t recommend it, but I didn’t leave the theater wishing I had my money back either…but close. [C]  IF YOU LIKE THIS, WATCH:  The Blade movies and Equilibrium.  Both deliver the package intended (but misfired) by this movie.

 For the trailer, click here: https://moviesfilmsandflix.wordpress.com/2011/04/27/may-movie-preview-part-2/

      Hey.  Remember when Paul Bettany packed on 20 pounds of muscle (from his A Knight’s Tale days) for the poorly executed movie Legion?  Well, same director (Scott Charles Stewart), same general theme, different story, slightly more forgivable outcome.  Paul Bettany plays a priest.  But this priest is nothing like we’re accustomed to…unless you saw Dracula II: Ascension or Dracula III: Legacy where Jason Scott Lee filled a similar niche.  This jedi-jumping priest, named “Priest”, was trained by the church to do nothing other than kill vampires.

            This theocratic megacity, surrounded by arid wasteland, smacked hard of Judge Dredd.  (FYI: Karl Urban will be playing Judge Dredd in the upcoming Dredd.)  The wasteland has some small old west-ish towns which offered a spoonful of Mad Max.  The emotionless priest-warriors, the stolid city council, and the advanced technology of the city were taken straight from Equilibrium.  The priests have some cool vamp-slaying toys…Blade.  The priests hate familiars…Blade II.  The priests wear trench coats…Blade: Trinity.  The vampires moved and looked like the demons in Constantine.  The vampires have “hives” and a queen…Aliens.  Oh, and they develop in cocoons…really?  A subtle Van Helsing rip?  With all this ammo, there is really no need to explain anything about the plot.

            The cast felt weakly utilized.  Cam Gigandet, who was enjoyable as a meant-to-be-hated character in Pandorum and The Experiment, played a marshal who annoyed both Priest and me.  Karl Urban (The Bourne Supremacy, Star Trek) played a displaced character whose nature would only seem practical to a preteen comic book superfan.  If you had never seen any of his other work, you’d think Christopher Plummer was a talentless actor.  Lastly, Maggie Q was way under-utilized.  She had the coolest combat moment in the movie—and it was just that: a moment—but she should have had more.  And, while we’re on the action scenes, the camera style and film quality made it difficult to follow most of the action.  As a result, the martial arts-savvy priests’ skills were poorly showcased (with little exception).  One Dragonball­-cracked-out action scene actually made me angry.  Doubtless to say, you’ll know it when you see it.

            I’ll try to end on a mostly positive note since this likely reads as if I didn’t enjoy this movie when, really, I admittedly did.  Despite the weak presentation of the execution of action, the gore, dismemberment, and movement (of the more-beast-than-man vampires) were well-done.  The CGI-painted backgrounds, crypty vampire hives and the cityscape were deeply detailed.

            The ending was blatantly designed to leave room open for a sequel, but you’ll probably have to flip through a comic book to find out what happens next.

Bad Movie Tuesday: Sharktopus

May 17, 2011

Sharktopus

I can’t believe this is the first Roger Corman film I’m covering on Bad Movie Tuesday. Roger Corman is one of the godfathers of bad cinema. His face would be right alongside Ed Wood’s on the B-Movie Mount Rushmore…..It wouldn’t be made out of rock though…..the directors would be too cheap. More like Mt. Styrofoam.

All the great directors analyze and agonize over every shot. David Fincher did 99 takes of The Social Network’s opening scene. Stanley Kubrick would take weeks on one scene. However, Roger Corman once bragged that he could film an entire movie in three days.

Roger Corman believes in four things

1. Low budgets

2. Bikinis

3. Bad Acting

4. Bikinis

His movies haven’t changed much in the last 50 years.

These aspects are all encapsulated in the posters above. A Bikinied babe getting eaten by some sort of mutated creature. These movies always look dirt cheap and the acting is more cardboard than cardboard cut outs.

Nothing much changes in Sharktopus. The film centers around a military weapon run amuck on land, air and sea. The Sharktopus is like all the other B-movie monsters that have escaped from military labs. Much like the Super Anaconda, Mega Piranha and the Dinocroc the Sharktopus kills random women in bikinis. Land does not stop this creature and it has a thing for bungee jumpers.

A Corman film has never looked great. He wrote a book called “How I made one hundred films and never lost a dime.” I’m pretty certain he never spent anything he didn’t need on a film. Also, I’m pretty certain that he literally never lost a dime.

Roger Corman launched the careers of William Shatner, Robert DeNiro, Jack Nicholson, Dennis Hopper and Peter Fonda. He also tutored and trained James Avatar Cameron, Ron Howard,  Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola, Jonathan Demme and Peter Sayles. They all got a great crash course in low-budget filming.

The problem with this film is that it is so tongue in cheekthat it isn’t as fun as it could have been. They know they are making a film called Sharktopus and wink at the camera a lot. Great bad movie such as Plan 9 From Outer Space, Troll 2, The Room and Sharks in Venice take themselves seriously. Ed Wood loved his films. Tommy Wiseau is an enigma of dumb. The Italian director still thinks that Troll 2 is great.

Sharktopus is cheeky (unintentional pun)  fun. However, it is not so unintentionally bad it is great. However, you have to respect a man who has been making bad films for fifty years and has  no intention of making a good one. If anything watch this movie to witness the grand master of bad cinema.