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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 535: The Devil’s Rejects, Rob Zombie and Terrible Motels

December 7, 2023

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Mark and Russell discuss the 2005 horror film The Devil’s Rejects. Directed by Rob Zombie, and starring Bill Moseley, Sheri Moon Zombie, Sid Haig, and William Forsythe, the movie focuses on what happens when three horrible people go on a horrible road trip. In this episode, they also talk about effective horror films, Mark Twain and Rob Zombie’s filmography. Enjoy!

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John’s Horror Corner: Mountaintop Motel Massacre (1983), among perhaps the worst of 80s slashers.

December 4, 2023

MY CALL: Nope. Hard pass. I wouldn’t recommend this to anyone—not even an 80s slasher fan who hasn’t yet seen this. MORE MOVIES LIKE Mountaintop Motel Massacre: “Motel horror” tends to revolve around maniacs and slashers, whereas “hotel horror” tends to comprise hauntings and more elaborate histories (e.g., AHS: Hotel (2015-2016), The Shining (1980) or 1408 (2007)). For more “motel horror” consider Psycho (1960), Motel Hell (1980), Identity (2003) and Vacancy (2007).

Recently released from a mental hospital in Arkansas, Evelyn (Anna Chappell) has little patience for guinea pigs, Satanic rituals, or the voices in her head. The movie makes no effort to cultivate mystery, and that’s okay. We just jump right into it. The opening scenes, preamble captions, and Evelyn’s own daughter Lorie (Jill King) all clearly identify who will be the killer in this movie. After the accidental death of her daughter, Evelyn just doesn’t seem right.

For $7, you can stay in one of Evelyn’s rustic “motel” cabins, and she sure gets a lot of guests one stormy night. Old judgy Evelyn seems to have a problem with all of them. She skulks around in tunnels under the cabins, releases snakes and rats into the cabins, and eventually starts killing people.

Except for bad movie legend Bill Thurman (The Black Cat, Attack of the Eye Creatures, Gator Bait, Mars Needs Women), most of the cast never appeared in any other films. The acting is rough, the writing is worse, the pacing is sluggish, and nothing interesting happens for the first hour. The snake bite scene was toothless. The rat and roach scenes were harmless and lame time-wasters. Things do get bloody once Evelyn gets stabby with her sickle. And even though we don’t see the stabs directly, the blood is at least ambitious enough to keep my attention for a moment. You could blink and completely miss it, but there was one great (very brief) gag with the sickle going through a victim’s cheeks. And then, yet closer to the final moments, a man’s hand is lopped off. But these very brief gore gags don’t make up for the overall woeful shortcomings of the movie.

Written and directed by Jim McCullough Sr. (Video Murders), this movie is no 80s slasher masterpiece. Truly, I wouldn’t recommend this to anyone—not even an 80s slasher fan.

John’s Horror Corner: Five Nights at Freddy’s (2023), Chucky Cheese horror-lite for beginners.

December 3, 2023

MY CALL: Eh, it’s okay. If you love the game then I guess this is something you’ll see either way. But if you’re only interest is in the “murderous Chucky Cheese animatronics”, then you should just watch Willy’s Wonderland (2021) instead—it’s more mature, gritty, funny and dark. MORE MOVIES LIKE Five Nights at Freddy’s: For more Chucky Cheese animatronic horror, try Willy’s Wonderland (2021) or The Banana Splits (2019).

Down on his luck and struggling to raise his kid sister, Mike (Josh Hutcherson; Ultraman, Red Dawn) accepts a crappy job as an overnight security guard at the long-shutdown Chucky Cheese-like establishment Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza. The job sucks and the hours are worse, but it’s the best his boss (Matthew Lillard; Scream, Thirteen Ghosts) can do.

The writing and acting are good. But there’s nothing particularly compelling about the story, characters or relationships. Although it’s quite curious as to why a local cop (Elizabeth Lail; You, Countdown) would take such an interest in the security of Freddy’s. There’s clearly some kind of Scooby-Doo mystery afoot, and we’re left enough clues to cultivate intrigue. Unfortunately, this leads us nowhere interesting, shocking, satisfying or fun.

The horror action and effects toe the line between well-produced (for its budget) and campy. Once the animatronic characters begin stalking and killing, the antics are cartoonish and deliver B-movie tactics. Yet the behavior, movement, expressions and demeanor of the characters is very well done and thoughtfully executed (i.e., not very “B-movie” in execution).

We don’t see much happen on screen; blood, stabs, gore and the like seem to only be implied. Halfway through the movie, I’m not entirely sure I’m watching a horror movie. I mean, it’s clearly horror-ish. This is more kids’ horror; like Chucky Cheese-themed horror-lite. Sure, some people die. But this is horror for beginners.

This wasn’t exactly boring or unentertaining. Still, I’d say this just felt toothless for what I was expecting. Nothing gritty or gory or particularly violent (i.e., for a horror movie) ever happens. Director Emma Tammi (Into the Dark, The Wind) could have been going for that, I guess… a horror movie for preteens. My best recommendation would be that if you want to see this movie, you should probably watch Willy’s Wonderland (2021) instead.

John’s Horror Corner: The Exorcist: Believer (2023), this 6th franchise installment delivers, even if less potent than the original.

December 2, 2023

MY CALL: A worthy introduction of the Exorcist franchise to a new generation. Though not as “difficult to watch” as the original. I’d solidly recommend it to horror fans with the typical advice to not judge it too closely to its predecessors. MORE MOVIES LIKE Believer: For a complete change of pace in possession movies, I might recommend the utterly bonkerstastic film The Manitou (1978). I’d also suggest The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005), The Unborn (2009) and The Last Exorcism (2010).

Co-writer and director David Gordon Green (Halloween/Kills/Ends) is no stranger to defibrillating a famous old franchise with a rebootquel or three. So now he is trying his hand on another beloved 70s-spawned franchise.

The Exorcist movie TIMELINE: Were one to watch all the Exorcist movies in order by story timeline, the order is as follows: Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005), Exorcist: The Beginning (2004), The Exorcist (1973), Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977), The Exorcist III (1990), and the newest release The Exorcist: Believer (2023).

Angela (Lidya Jewett; Good Girls, Nightbooks) is the teenage child to a Haitian widower father (Leslie Odom Jr.; Only, Hamilton). Their relationship is close, and their lives only feel strained by the topic of Angela’s mother, who died during childbirth.

After school, Angela and her friend Katherine (Olivia O’Neill) try to commune with Angela’s deceased mother in the woods… and they disappear for three days. The girls have no memory of these three days, their parents are palpably distressed, and they undergo a cold barrage of medical examinations. No surprise. We all know what franchise we signed up for and, yup, the girls just aren’t right after they get back home.

Things start with some “light” violence, sacrilege and a complete drain of emotion. Then comes the demonic voice, knowledge of the unknowable, and some much meaner violence. Now famous for what she suffered fifty years prior with her daughter Regan, Angela’s father turns to Chris MacNeil (Ellen Burstyn; The Exorcist, The Wicker Man) for guidance regarding exorcism as circumstances escalate.

The movie is well made, and I enjoyed it enough. But this never reached the “next level” dire intensity deserving of the 1973 source material, which was a gut punch of a difficult film for many to endure. The story brings in a star from the 1973 story. But drops her like a bad habit about as soon as she serves her purpose as an exposition device. We are also teased mysteriously about Regan’s whereabouts and well-being. I wasn’t feeling very hyped when we finally rolled into the exorcism. It’s not a bad quality of this film… but I truly wanted that “challenged” viewing experience we find in Midsommar (2019), Hereditary (2018), or yes, The Exorcist (1973).

What the movie handles well, and very well I might add, is Angela and Katherine’s possession. When they come off emotionally empty, we shudder. When the demon speaks through them, the actresses carry the movements and expressions of these evil beings very effectively. And when the demons are cruel, they truly delight in the pain and doubt they cause. Moreover, the makeup work is excellent, complemented by oozing bile-like drool and other-worldly vomit, neither of which are over-used. There is also a most excellent and unexpected death scene creatively playing on an iconic 1973 moment.

I’d call this a worthy introduction of the Exorcist franchise to a new generation. Not as offensive or morally challenging as the original. But perhaps that isn’t critical. I just expected something more mean, more immoral, more uncomfortable… but there I go being a rabid purist. Still, I’d broadly recommend it to horror fans with the typical tempered advice to not judge it too critically in comparison to its predecessors as I am clearly guilty. Luckily, my criticism wasn’t so much as to hinder my enjoyment of the film.

The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 534 – Piranha, Joe Dante and Corn Eating

December 1, 2023

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Mark and David Cross (ItsMeDavidCross on X) discuss the 1978 creature feature Piranha. Directed by Joe Dante, and starring Bradford Dillman, Heather Menzies, Dick Miller, and a bunch of hungry fish, the Roger Corman produced film is one of the best Jaws knock-offs ever made. In this episode, they also talk about the inspired special effects, Joe Dante’s filmography, and where it stands amongst all the other Jaws knock-offs that were made in the 1970s and 1980s. Enjoy!

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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 533: The Wailing, Na Hong-jin, and Cave Demons

November 26, 2023

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Mark and Zanandi (@ZaNandi on X) discuss the 2016 horror film The Wailing. Directed by Na Hong-jin and starring Kwak Do-won, Hwang Jung-min, Chun Woo-hee, and Jun Kunimura, the movie focuses on what happens when a demon goes fishing. In this episode, they also talk about epic horror movies, cave demons, and why 2016 was such a great year for horror cinema. Enjoy!

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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 532 – The Virgin Suicides, Sofia Coppola, and Kirsten Dunst

November 19, 2023

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Mark and Jonny Numb (@JonnyNumb on X) discuss the 2000 drama film The Virgin Suicides. Directed by Sofia Coppola, and starring Kirsten Dunst, Josh Hartnett, Kathleen Turner, and James Woods, the adaptation of Jeffrey Eugenides 1993 book (of the same name) kicked off Coppola’s Oscar winning career and it makes for a fine addition to the Jonny Numb “Feel Good Series.” In this episode, they also talk about soundtracks, wigs and the filmography of Kirsten Dunst. Enjoy!

Also, make sure to listen to the “Feel Good Series” which includes movies like First Reformed, Green Room, The House That Jack Built, Only God Forgives, Super Dark Times, Thirst, and many more excellent films!

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John’s Horror Corner: Pitchfork (2016), this “farm horror” tries hard but fails at every turn.

November 13, 2023

MY CALL:  Yeah, I wasn’t impressed… by anything in this movie. It disappoints in all filmmaking dimensions and even fails us in the stabby gore department. Weak slasher. Hard pass!  MORE MOVIES LIKE Pitchfork: They/Them (2022) does a much better job capturing LGBTQ themes and characters.

College student Hunter (Brian Michael Raetz) brings his New York City friends (incl. Nicole Dambro; The Axiom) back to his family farm for support when he confronts his father in person for the first time since coming out to him over the phone. Hunter is fearful of his rural father’s views of the LGBTQ community, and we quickly learn his fears were correct.

The barn dance montage is fun, lively and energized. It feels like it’s from a completely different movie or, more so, an uppity feel-good music video. But at least something in this movie is done well. Unfortunately, outside of this, the movie is generally devoid of redeeming qualities. This movie is far more “farm horror” than “queer horror” despite the suggestions of the trailer and premise.

Farm Horror SIDEBAR: For more and “better” farm horror, I’d try When Evil Lurks (2023), The Dark and the Wicked (2020), The Boys from County Hell (2020), Charlie’s Farm (2014), The Witch (2016), Farm House (2008), Isolation (2005), Dead Birds (2004), Scarecrows (1988), The Curse (1987), and Children of the Corn (1984).

The killer (Pitchfork) is highly derivative and uninteresting down to his 1978 Michael Myers copycat head tilt and his Leatherface psychological issues. He has a barb wire-bound pitchfork in place of a hand and wears a weird animal mask. Now there’s nothing wrong with highly derivative killers—I really enjoyed The Hills Run Red (2009). But this killer brings nothing interesting to the table.

Worse yet, we see none of the juicy stabby gory things happen on screen—only the aftermath like blood splatter or an axe in the back. And that’s a big fail. I don’t care how budget-challenged you are. The only good effects are one gory neck bite and a brutal gunshot to the hand during the finale. We deserve more!

The finale of this movie tries hard, but seems to fall flat at every turn. Mean torture and cruel characters are squandered in the budgetary disfavoritism of gore and, yeah, also the poor writing. The acting isn’t good either, but surely magnified by the direction and script.

At times we feel the vibe of a horror comedy, and then there’s no comedy… but also no dread in the atmosphere. What were we going for here? Director Glenn Douglas Packard’s sole feature film has a soap opera filming and lighting style, with over-simplified dialogue and wooden acting. This movie was not good. Still, the supportive message is nice and well-received, however brief it may be.

John’s Horror Corner: Black Friday (2021), a decent, fun and hokey holiday horror comedy.

November 12, 2023

MY CALL: Good and fun enough for a light recommendation to fans of gory zombedies or anyone seeking a one-off Christmas horror. The movie tries hard, it shows, and I appreciate its efforts more often than not even if it remains just good enough to be “good.” MORE MOVIES LIKE Black Friday: For more zombedies, I’d recommend Night of the Comet (1984), Re-Animator (1985)Return of the Living Dead (1985)Night of the Creeps (1986), Dead Heat (1988), Dead Alive (1992), Shaun of the Dead (2004), Dead Snow (2009), Zombieland (2009), Warm Bodies (2013), Dead Snow 2 (2014), Burying the Ex (2014), Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015), Cooties (2015), Zombeavers (2015), and Yummy (2019).

After a slimy gooey pulsating supergross alien organism crashes through the roof into a retail store, something infectious takes hold of the staff. Shortly thereafter, the We Love Toys staff face the rabid shoppers of Black Friday, and then rabid zombies.

The unlucky We Love Toys team includes Ken (Devon Sawa; Idle Hands, The Exorcism of Molly Hartley, Hunter Hunter, Final Destination), Archie (Michael Jai White; Skin Trade, Triple Threat), Jonathan (Bruce Campbell; Moontrap, The Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Escape from LA), Chris (Ryan Lee; Goosebumps), Marnie (Ivana Baquero; Pan’s Labyrinth, Rottweiler), Brian (Stephen Peck) and Emmett (Louie Kurtzman).

I’ll open on an unexpected positive note—the writing and dialogue are decent-ish from the outset as we get to know and come to like our main characters. Moreover, the stunts and grossout gore are festively chaotic. The zombies launch prehensile infectious tendrils from their mouth like regurgitated Spiderman web to kill and create more of their alien kind. These “zombies” appear to continue to evolve into something else and they seem to be building something as the movie progresses. The “final form” is a hilarious monstrous sight to behold.

This movie definitely isn’t great. At times it is very hokey—as often in good ways as kinda’ meh ways. Though, it’s certainly not bad either. I enjoyed it as a one-time watch. It’s a fun mid-budget zombedy with lots of blood and Ramen-ish guts and monstrous mutant zombie creature effects and, frankly, an unexpected surprise at the end.

The movie (and director Casey Tebo) tries hard, it shows, and I appreciate its efforts more often than not even if it remains just good enough to be “good.” I’d say this is for you if you enjoy goofy horror comedies or just want to watch a new-to-you holiday horror this Christmas season.

The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast – Episode 531: Lady in the Water, M. Night Shyamalan and Narfs

November 11, 2023

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Mark and Lisa discuss the 2006 fantasy film Lady in the Water. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan, and starring Paul Giamatti, Bryce Dallas Howard, Bob Balaban and several boxes of cereal, the movie focuses on what happens when a Narf visits Philadelphia. In this episode, they also talk about committed performances, Scrunts, cookbooks, Tartutics, film critics, blue worlds, vessels, and movie tropes. Enjoy!

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