2012 Hofscars

Hello all. Mark here.

The Hofscars are meant to celebrate the films and actors/actresses that didn’t get nominated.

Here we go!

Best Performance of any man/woman/child/animal/alien of 2011 – Michael Shannon – Take Shelter

Best Use of Music and a Hammer – Drive

Give Me Back My Rocks Award – Apollo 18

Best Performance By a Guy Who You Will Never See on Screen – Andy Serkis – Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Best Couple – Seth Rogen and JGL –50/50

Funniest Moment – The Michael Caine impersonation contest in The Trip.

Best Ensemble – The Guard

Best Villain – Loki – Thor

Best Monsters – Attack the Block/Troll Hunter

Best Hipster Couple – Ewan McGregor and Melanie Laurent – Beginners

Best Face Puncher Award – Gina Carano – Haywire

Man Tear Award – Warrior

Best Scotch Drinking Du0 –  Felicity Jones/Anton Yelchin- Like Crazy

Best Candle Making Duo – Paul Rudd and Tj Miller – Our Idiot Brother

Best Second in Command – Colonel Sebastian “Basher” Moran – Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows

Best One-Shot Action Scene – The exploding dam scene in Tin Tin

Best Three Minute SteadiCam Shot – Eric Bana whooping ass in Hanna

Funniest Horror Movie featuring Dumb College Kids – Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil