Bad Movie Tuesday: The Best of the Worst Sequels Round 2

The 32 have become 16. The bad have defeated the worse. The voting was intense and proved people love their bad movies (check out the first round here).  The biggest shocker (for me) was that Superman III lost to Weekend at Bernies 2. Superman III is absolutely bonkers (Listen to this fantastic podcast) and features a jerky Superman punching a hole in an oil tanker and this scene. Another strange thing is all the love for Blair Witch 2. It lost to AVPR but people came out of nowhere and proclaimed their love for a film that destroyed all of the good that the first  Blair Witch created.

Who will move on? What bad movie do you love?  This tournament is meant to find the best worst sequel. A movie that you enjoy despite the fact that it makes zero sense and features a dude named Mutt swinging with monkeys.

What I love about this list is that pretentiousness flies out of the window. People like these movies because there is something in them that connects. There is no logic involved only pure unadulterated love of bad cinema. Don’t be shy about your love of a movie where a man uses a baseball bat to hunt Wolverine (Last Stand).

Vote. Comment. Like. Comment about liking. Then comment about the tournament to people who will then comment and comment about liking. That sentence still makes more sense than Wrath of the Titans.

1.What is better? Raptors with Masters degrees or a nuked fridge?–Mark

“I’ll take Shia’s dumbest role over the smartest velociraptor.”  –John Leavengood

2. Will Wrath of the Titans incomprehensible plot defeat AVPR’s slightly more incomprehensible plot?–Mark

“I’ve got nothing here.  I enjoyed watching but hated listening to both of these movies.  I suggest we actually have a tourney between the Titans and some predators and aliens.  I’d love that!”  –John Leavengood

3. Will Sofia Coppolas acting skills make people forget about Batman’s batnipples?–Mark

“If Batman and Robin doesn’t get destroyed by a Godfather film then I’m crying bloody murder.  No one out there should like that batman!”  –John Leavengood

4. Do Ryan Reynolds and his abs have enough to crunch Brendan Fraser’s 30-year-old son.—Mark

“This should be no contest whatsoever.  I though Blade: Trinity was enjoyable whereas the third Mummy flick just hurt.”  –John Leavengood

5. Will super Ripley and her basketball skills dunk on a vengeful great white shark?–Mark

“I’ve got to go with the resurrected, slash genetically engineered Ripley.  Even if Alien: Resurrection rolled more eyes than Royce Gracie’s submission holds, I’d like to think that today’s viewership was content with the first to Jaws movies and nothing more until Deep Blue Sea.”  –John Leavengood

Speed 2 fact: They wrote the film for Keanu Reeves. However, he read the script and turned it down faster than the remake of The Lake House. So, they quickly rewrote the script and tossed in Jason Patric. I love this films badness in a good way.–Mark

“I don’t know how either of these movie even made it to the second round!  I flipped a coin and G. W.’s head said X-Men: Last Stand for the win.”  –John Leavengood

“Anything with kung fu trumps Dumb and Dumberer.  ANYTHING!”  –John Leavengood

Was there any kung fu in Matrix 3? All I remember is the longest dying scene ever. It feels like Trinity reads A Tale of Two Cities twice…then dies…..and wakes up reading the book in Russian–Mark

“Trying to compare these two movies is like playing Dungeons & Dragons and flipping a “bag of holding” inside out while you’re halfway through a “portable hole” on the Astral Plane.”  –John Leavengood