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You Cannot Kill David Arquette: A Fun Documentary About Redemption, Wrestling, and Fake Tans

September 12, 2020

I remember back in 2000 when the movie Ready to Rumble was being unleashed into theaters, and David Arquette became the WCW World Heavyweight Championship during the promotional push for the film. By winning the coveted championship, he joined the elite ranks of wrestlers such as Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan, Goldberg and Sting. The wrestling world was pissed off about it, wrestling fans were pissed off about it, and a year later, WCW folded into WWE, and the rest is history. To Arquette’s credit, when he won the championship, the WCW was losing viewers to the WWE, and they were doing everything they could to gain (or keep) viewers, and remain relevant. So, it’s not his fault that the WCW went under, he’s just been used as a scapegoat for it’s ending.

Jump roughly 19 years in the future, and Arquette is still hated by fans, and treated as a pariah by wrestlers who still don’t like him. That’s why at the age of 48, while recovering from an honest-to-goodness heart attack, he attempts a wrestling comeback by traveling to Mexico, taking part in “death matches,” and building a legit ring in his backyard. His quest for respect is genuinely inspiring as he loses 50 pounds, develops his wrestling persona and becomes a legitimate athlete who can fly around with the best of them. It’s as if one day he got tired of being an outcast (by partially his own fault), and decided to get right, and gain some respect – and I really respect that.

Directors Price James and David Darg do an excellent job of combining theatricality with a fly-on-the-wall aesthetic, and I love how Arquette wasn’t afraid to show himself fail, or fall back into old habits. There are moments in this documentary that will make you cringe (his first backyard wrestling match), and five minutes later make you smile (seeing his daughter’s proud reaction to his wrestling), which creates an exhausting and exhilarating experience. In the end, it’s really easy to cheer for Arquette, and you most certainly will, as he’s able to lay some demons to rest by gaining respect.

You Cannot Kill David Arquette is an excellent documentary, and I recommend it to anyone who loves a good comeback tale.

Deep Blue Sea – The Podcast – Chapter 10: Hot Rod Wetsuits, Sliding Competitions, and Hangry Sharks

September 10, 2020

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Jay and Mark are joined by Heather Baxendale (@Heather_Kenobi – The MILFcast) to discuss “Whitlock’s Accident,” the 10th chapter of the Deep Blue Sea DVD. This is the chapter in which Jim Whitlock (Stellan Skarsgard) gets his arm bit off by an opportunistic shark (It’s amazing). In this episode, they discuss hangry sharks, scuba doctors, and hot rod wetsuits. Enjoy!

The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast #304: Devil (2010), Jelly Toast and Movie Devils

September 9, 2020

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The MFF podcast is back, and this week we’re talking about the underappreciated 2010 film Devil. I love this film, and think it came out at the absolute worst time as producer M. Night Shyamalan was coming off of Lady in the Water, The Happening, and The Last Airbender. Critics and moviegoers were wary of the John Erick Dowdle (As Above, So Below, Quarantine) directed film, which resulted in mediocre reviews and less-than-stellar box office returns ($34 million).

That lack of interest is a shame because Devil is a neat little one-off film that features a claustrophobic vibe and singular story. The 52% Rotten Tomatoes rating is better than the standard horror film rating and it is light years ahead of the 25% average of Shyamalan’s prior three films. Devil features one of the coolest openings of recent memory and I loved the grey and off-kilter vibe it established. In this episode, we discuss jelly toast, movie devils and the Night Chronicles. Enjoy!

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The Movies, Films and Flix podcast #303: Young Guns II, Making People Famous, and a Blaze of Glory

September 6, 2020

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The MFF podcast is back, and this week we’re talking about the 1990 sequel Young Guns II. Directed by Geoff Murphy, and starring Emilio Estevez, Christian Slater, Kiefer Sutherland and Lou Diamond Phillips, this fun sequel was a financial success and spawned a hit soundtrack that features the award-winning Jon Bon Jovi song Blaze of Glory (it’s wonderful). In this episode, we discuss making people famous, knife fights and EMILIO!!!!!!

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Deep Blue Sea – The Podcast – Chapter 9: The West Fin, Shark Coalitions, and Battle Sharks

September 3, 2020

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Jay and Mark are joined by Heather and Liz (of the Nerdy Bitches Podcast) to discuss “A Breakthrough,” the ninth chapter on the Deep Blue Sea DVD. In this episode, they discuss shark coalitions, science breakthroughs, and an all-shark adaptation of The West Wing. Enjoy!

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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast #302: The Cinematic Sea Beast Tournament!

September 2, 2020

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The MFF podcast is back, and this week we have a fun tournament involving 16 aquatic movie monsters. We really enjoyed our first aquatic sea beast tournament, so we compiled a new list of monsters, and declared a winner. In this episode, we discuss ancient sea beasts, blind sharks, and bog monsters. Enjoy!

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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast #301: Detroit Rock City, Lin Shaye, and 1999 Movies

August 30, 2020

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The MFF podcast is back, and this week we brought in Chris Kelly (of the Classic American Movies podcast) to discuss the 1999 cult classic Detroit Rock City. Directed by Adam Rifkin, and starring James DeBello, Giuseppe Andrews, Sam Huntington and Edward Furlong, this road-trip comedy tells the story of four kids trying to attend an epic KISS concert in Detroit. In this episode, we discuss Lin Shaye, 1999 comedies, and cult classics. Enjoy!

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Deep Blue Sea – The Podcast – Chapter 8: Edward G. Sharkinson, Synchronized Attacks, and People Arbitrarily Turning Knobs

August 27, 2020

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Jay and Mark are joined by Sean Homrig (The Classic Horror Cast, The Columbo Confab – @HomrigSean) to discuss “Synchronized Attacks” the eighth chapter on the Deep Blue Sea DVD. The eighth chapter is loaded with material, as the sharks destroy surveillance cameras (which means they know what they are), swim backwards, and somehow an 8,000 pound shark guides itself onto a tiny landing platform after its been sedated (it’s insane). In this episode, they discuss computer acting, knob turning, and poop pots. Enjoy!

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The Movies, Films and Flix Podcast #300: Escape From L.A., Cheeky Surfing and Basketball Court Construction

August 25, 2020

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300 episodes! To celebrate this massive milestone, we dedicated our 300th episode to the 1996 cult classic Escape From L.A. I love this bonkers masterpiece, and had a great time discussing the insanity of Snake Plissken (Kurt Russell) returning for a hybrid sequel-remake. I understand why audiences weren’t fans of the John Carpenter directed film, however, it’s an absolute blast that is super cheeky and very sarcastic. In this episode, we discuss basketball court construction, gnarly surfing and villains with terrible aim. Enjoy!

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John’s Horror Corner: Howl (2015), an excellent British werewolf movie that follows the zombie movie playbook.

August 22, 2020

MY CALL: I thought this was an absolute blast! Great unnerving tension, monstrous and abundantly gory effects, the characters are rich and well-performed, and there’s more flesh to this film than I had anticipated. MOVIES LIKE Howl: If it’s quality “train horror” you want, I’d suggest Terror Train (1980), Midnight Meat Train (2008) or Train to Busan (2016). You might even cross genres and reach out to Snowpiercer (2013).

MORE WEREWOLF MOVIES: The best werewolf movies would have to be An American Werewolf in London (1981; semi-humorous), Ginger Snaps (2000; metaphoric), Dog Soldiers (2002; unconventional) and The Howling (1981; serious). If you want another utterly ridiculous werewolf movie, then move on to Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf (1985) and Howling 3: The Marsupials (1987). However, I’d advise you skip Red Riding Hood (2011), Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning (2004), Howling IV: The Original Nightmare (1988), Howling V: The Rebirth (1989), Howling VI: The Freaks (1991) and The Howling: Reborn (2011) unless you are a werewolf movie/franchise completist. And for more stylish werewolf movies The Company of Wolves (1984), Meridian (1990), Cursed (2005; cliché-loaded and contemporary), Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed (2004), Wolf (1994), Wer (2013), The Wolfman (2010), Wolfcop (2014), An American Werewolf in Paris (1997), Late Phases (2014), Good Manners (2017; aka, As Boas Maneiras) and the Underworld movies (2003, 2006, 2009, 2012) are also worth a watch. We could consider that Waxwork (1988), Trick ‘r Treat (2007), Van Helsing (2004), Monster Squad (1987) and many others also feature werewolves, but not to such centerpiece extent that I’d call them “werewolf movies.”

Often when “the next” werewolf (or zombie or whatever) movie is released, we wonder what new angle, style or perspective will keep it fresh. Ginger Snaps (2000) was a metaphor for a girl’s coming of age, Late Phases (2014) gave us a blind protagonist, Wolfcop (2014) was just gory hilarious insanity, and Good Manners (2017; aka, As Boas Maneiras) was an emotionally delicate film with musical numbers. But seems Howl is nothing of the sort. At first, Howl appears to simply be “another” werewolf movie with a very basic siege premise (e.g., Dog Soldiers). But guess what? I thought it was an absolute blast anyway! The tension worked well, I enjoyed the monstrous and gory effects, the characters are rich and well-performed, and there’s more flesh to this film than I had anticipated…

In Howl an underappreciated, soft spoken train guard Joe (Ed Speleers; Outlander, The House That Jack Built) is called to pull a double shift on a red eye train heading outside the city. Luckily, his co-worker and crush Ellen (Holly Weston; Sacracide) has been likewise assigned, and pleasantries are awkwardly exchanged. The direction early in this movie is occasionally quite charming. For example, when Joe asks Ellen on a date, the exchange is curiously observed by a sloppy eating drunk whose eyes and expressions dart back and forth between them as they chat.

But the calm evening ride through the woodsy barrens is abruptly interrupted when the train strikes something and screeches to a halt, which the train conductor (Sean Pertwee; Event Horizon, Dog Soldiers) deboards to investigate. Impatient with the delays, the passengers band together to try to get home however they can. And then they are attacked!

Among the passengers are Kate (Shauna Macdonald; The Descent), a first-class businessman (Elliot Cowan), an elderly couple and a stand-offish teenage girl. At first, they just seem to deliberately diversify the passengers, but each have their moments of humanity much as we observe in zombie movies (i.e., the sociological aspect of zombie films). And perhaps that is, in fact, where Howl separates itself from the pack of werewolf movies. Normally our characters work together to solve or hunt or cure werewolves, or they themselves are the werewolves. But here, this werewolf film has adopted the zombie model. Our characters simply need to survive and their personal flaws, fears and interpersonal issues prove just as dangerous to each other as their lupine assailants.

The werewolf attacks are well-placed and well-timed, packing good intensity and relative circumstantial credibility. The cast overall fares very well, both during the attacks and socially. Not just convincingly well-acted for horror, but I mean I enjoyed their character interactions and line readings a lot in general.

Close up, our werewolves are largely practical. But those skulking in the darkness are mostly CGI. Even so, the gangly skulkers movements look jarring, predatory and sleek. They move like over-sized lumbering goblins, erratic and adroit yet belabored by their size.

There is some hulking Resident Evil-Nemesis-looking monstrous werewolf that is utterly demonic-looking with unevenly snaggled teeth and a menacing frame. The effects team revels in their fleshy effects, buckets of blood, and skull-splintering head smashes. The bloody lacerated wound work is awesome. But what we don’t get is what we all always want to see in a werewolf movie: a major transformation scene. I guess that would’ve pushed the budget over the top. Director Paul Hyett (The Convent, Peripheral, The Seasoning House) made up for it with thrilling fun and, let’s be honest, some great effects work.

This movie is pretty dang good! Like, from the effects to the tension to the actual writing and characters; this is across the board a good horror film albeit a very basic premise. I can’t believe it took me so long to finally see this. Don’t make the same mistake. If you enjoy a fun gory effects-driven popcorn horror movie, this is it!