Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials: The Running Strikes Back
What I loved about The Maze Runner is that it told a lean and mean story on a budget. It flowed quickly and introduced you to a likable crew of survivors that had been put through the wringer. Director Wes Ball did a lot with little and I was excited and cautious about the Scorch Trials. Part of me was excited for the action set pieces and time spent with a likable young cast. Part of me was cautious because bigger budgeted sequels often introduce hundreds of new characters, unnecessary plot expansion and things turned up to 11.
I am happy to say that even though The Scorch Trials turns things up to 11 and introduces copious characters we still get plenty of what we came for. The plot does get muddled underneath post-apocalyptic muck but it never gets buried under the weight of expository dialogue. I’m amazed at the way Ball was able to make 17 sprinting scenes exciting. It gets to the point where the characters are running through a collapsed skyscraper while being chased by the angry undead. Not only are they hundreds of feet from the ground they have to deal with cracked glass windows, perilous cliffs and zombies straight from World War Z.
The Scorch Trials revolves around the Maze survivors escaping the death trap and being brought to another death trap. Things look good until they learn a guy named Janson (Aidan Gillen) is turning maze survivors into human blood banks. In their blood is a cure for the world ending plague and they escape before they are strung up. The problem is the secure facility is surrounded by desert and things go from bad to worse as they navigate the worst world ever. From there they run through malls, abandoned cities, deserts, underground mines and mountains in order to avoid shady corporations and zombies. Alliances change, people are double crossed and you actually get tired watching these poor kids run around.
I’ve been complaining about the additions but you can’t be annoyed when Alan Tudyk (Serenity, Tucker and Dale), Giancarlo Esposito (Breaking Bad), Barry Pepper (Saving Private Ryan, 25th Hour), Aidan Gillen (Game of Thrones, The Wire) and Lili Taylor (Say Anything, The Conjuring) pop up in a film. Their characters expand the world and provide much needed assistance/problems to the main characters. I also like the young additions that were added and I think Jacob Lofland (Mud), Rosa Salazar and Nathalie Emmanuel (Game of Thrones) will do some great running in the third film.
Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials is a successful sequel that has genuinely exciting set pieces and doesn’t get lost in way too much plot. If you liked the original you will enjoy the sequel. Also, it will teach you to never turn on the lights in an abandoned mall full of zombies.
The MFF Podcast #27: Van Damme-MANIA
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SUMMARY: This week the MFF crew shakes things up and gears up the nostalgia discussing the early filmography (1988-1997) of Jean-Claude Van Damme and explaining why JCVD stood out from his 90s action movie star peers.
We also answer such important questions as…
“Are all doors in JCVD’s house break-away so he can kick his way from room to room?”
“What year was the peak of JCVD’s career?”
“Was the choreography in 90s action movies ever any good?”
“Why do they keep showing us JCVD’s butt in the final fight in Kickboxer?”
This week’s podcast is based on the following articles:
Best Training Scenes of Film: Part 1: Preparing for the big fight with Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Team Korea.
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John’s Horror Corner: The Visit (2015), M. Night Shyamalan’s latest twist into a very credible dark fairy tale.

MY CALL: This film is strange, loaded with disarming comic relief, geriatrically creepy, twisted, and doesn’t feel like found footage…all in a good way. The theme would have worked better if rated-R, but this still stands out as an exceptional with solid performances from our young actors.
M. Night Shyamalan (Signs, The Village) has always been a favorite writer and director of mine. I don’t care what the haters say. He picked up some flak for The Village (2004), The Happening (2008) and The Lady in the Water (2006), but I tend to enjoy his movies despite the noticeable drop in quality after The Sixth Sense (1999), Unbreakable (2000) and Signs (2002). I won’t even get into The Last Airbender (2010)—we’ll just call that a mistake. And I was captivated by Devil (2010; which he did not direct).
More playfully approached than in his past endeavors, Shyamalan returns to tell the Grimm-undertoned story of two young children going to meet their estranged grandparents for the first time. Their mother (Kathryn Hahn) is conflicted about the visit, having not spoken to her parents in the fifteen years since she left on bad terms as a teenager. We all know from the trailers that the grandparents seem nice yet weird. Perhaps just early onset dementia…? Or perhaps a big Shyamalanadingdong twist! Because that’s what we’ve come to know Shyamalan for, right? Big twists. Bruce Willis was dead the whole time! Sam Jackson was the villain! Everything happens for a reason—SWING AWAY! So it’s fair to say that there is almost definitely something behind the curtain that isn’t evident from the trailer.
The performances by the two child actors are compelling and manage to direct us through the story surprisingly effectively. The 13 yr old boy Tyler (Ed Oxenbould) seems gawky at first, but he turned out to be great and what seemed the least credible about him at first quickly became his most endearing characteristic. He provides the more naïve perspective along with the comic relief, rapping in front of Nana, joking about dead bodies in the work shed (far before anything strange has happened), and being the first to frighten. The first two thirds of this film will find you smiling quite often and nearly entirely due to this character’s welcomed antics. It may downplay the urgency but it also contributes to lowering our guard.
The older sister Becca (Olivia DeJonge), our filmographer in this odyssey of estranged family reunification, is the serious one. Intent on uncovering and documenting her grandparents’ forgiveness for her mother’s alienation, she keeps the story grounded and provides a credible case for found footage as she sets out to simultaneously feed her hunger for filmmaking and mend a sundered family. She is articulate, perceptive beyond her years, and along with Tyler she harbors a powerful insecurity after recently being abandoned by her father.
Both children excel in offering refreshingly sincere performances and credible characters. Between their anxious mother and their quirky senescing grandparents, these children serve as our home base in terms of sanity. But we also watch as they turn a blind eye to some red flags in the name of senility and their desire to have a more complete family.
After some understandably awkward introductions, their week of family bonding kicks off with some home cooking by day and an intro to the weirder side of senility by night. It turns out that Nana (Deanna Dunagan) suffers from a form of nocturnal dementia called sun downing. Her mornings are filled with a sweet, meek farmhouse manner. But her late nights are filled with projectile vomiting, charging through the hallways, and nude wall scratching—making her a good candidate for a home visit from an old priest and a young priest. But it’s not just Nana. Pop Pop (Peter McRobbie; Daredevil) is occasionally non-responsive, paranoid, confused, and he’s doing something in his work shed. He also doesn’t want the kids in the basement or to leave their bedroom after 9:30pm. Many elderly folks run a tight ship and have some reasonable rules of the house, but these just raise suspicions.
“Eat all you want.”
“Could you get in the oven to clean it?”
How Hansel and Gretel-esque.
With each day they seem to encounter increasingly strange behavior lending less and less credence to the grandparents’ mental wellness or the kids’ safety. However, our guard is dropped with the understanding that “they’re just old.” We are reminded of this notion repeatedly by the grandparents themselves. We want to accept their frailties and overcome our feeling of uneasiness. We, too, have grandparents and we don’t want to take away their independence should they start to fade…at least, not until they’ve faded too far. And how far is too far? This story tests that boundary.
“What do you mean they’re acting weird?”
As if serving as a countdown of some horrible conclusion, each day is marked by a caption on the screen…Monday….Tuesday…Wednesday… The visit wears down to its last days and the weird behavior mounts, and so does Becca’s penchant to film interviews and capture the catharsis of forgiveness to help heal their long-estranged family. No matter how strange (or bad) things seem, she still wants her interview—and Nana really doesn’t seem comfortable giving that up. One must wonder why.
I often questioned just where this ride was taking us? Some people stop by the house and I start to wonder if the grandparents are possessed by some unconventional means, or if they are part of a cult, or if they are being compelled or threatened to do something to the kids. Was their mother unknowingly going to be a victim of one of these things until she escaped by running away?
With The Village (2004) and The Lady in the Water (2006) under his belt, it should come as no surprise that Shyamalan festoons his story with dark fairy tale imagery. “We’re off to grandmother’s house” located far from the nearest neighbors with Nana filling her fare with freshly baked confections, a Grimm flashback as she urges her granddaughter into the oven with a bizarre smile, a grandfather smacking of a twisted “woodsman” role, things start out so nice but slowly degenerate into their true nature, and all of the house “rules.” Further seasoning this fairy tale stew is Becca’s reference to a magical elixir (i.e., forgiveness) to cure her mother and Nana tells tales of another planet where everyone can be happy together. This is framed as a cautionary tale, but with the caution kept secret until the end.
More creepy than scary, littered with down-to-earth comic relief, and with a premise that makes found footage appropriate–this is an example of film done right as it distracts us from the finish line while providing all the signs that clearly point us in the right direction. It also hardly feels like found footage after the first 10 minutes as the shots are typically steady.
The final twist is horrifying in concept but doesn’t translate to film as effectively as Shyamalan’s past reveals have. But I don’t care. I liked it a lot for what it was. The scenes are all entertaining, whether funny or tense. Truly, though, from the light-hearted and often comical opening acts, Shyamalan was trying to transition us to more dire feelings. It only sort of worked. I must also admit that this was something that really wanted to be rated R. Of course, that’s not Shyamalan’s style. But I think that an R-treatment would have improved it; it would have fueled the shift from comic relief in the beginning to a third act of greater gravity.
Overall, I was very pleased with this.
That Awkward Moment in Horror, Part 3: Did Total Recall borrow from Freddy’s Revenge and Child’s Play?
That Awkward Moment in Horror: Part 1: Classic Horror, Sexuality and Dating
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT IN TOTAL RECALL CHUCKY WAS COMING OUT OF MARSHALL BELL’S STOMACHE LIKE FREDDY IN FREDDY’S REVENGE.
Remember A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)? Yeah that movie was totally weird. There’s this scene where we find Freddy’s form emerging through Jesse’s stomach with his face pushing through the skin and his claws piercing through his fingertips; he basically rips his way out of Jesse’s skin. I loved this unconventional transformation scene.
And in this film Marshall Bell plays Jesse’s gym coach. But hold on just a second! Five years later in Total Recall (1990), Marshall Bell played a guy with a little man that pushed his way out of his stomach, too!
Hmmmmm….coincidence?
And on top of that, I’m not the first person to think Kuato looked somewhat familiar…
In fact, I was sitting in the theater 25 years ago with my god-brother who, upon seeing Kuato, screamed “dude, that looks like Chucky (Child’s Play)!” Before the internet, people. He called it as I’m sure so many others did. We’re on to you, Total Recall. Watch your back!
That Awkward Moment in Horror: Part 1: Classic Horror, Sexuality and Dating
John’s Horror Corner: A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987), perhaps the most rewatchable of the series and loaded with creative and fun kills.
MY CALL: Featuring a very different setting and more creative kills, this may be the most re-watchable NOES film. The franchise is getting slightly sillier, but it remains eerie and dark. MOVIES LIKE Dream Warriors: First off, you should first see the original A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) and A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985). Other classics everyone should see include Poltergeist (1982; discussed at length in our podcast episode #16), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), and The Hills Have Eyes series (1977). For more recent horror with a similar sense of humor try Wishmaster (1997) and Hatchet (2006).
The saga continues as Freddy returns to kill off “the last Elm Street kids,” whose parents took part in burning the child murderer Fred Krueger to death years ago. Director Chuck Russell (The Blob) delivers this third franchise installment in a mental hospital (6 years after the events of part 1) which houses several teenagers who all share the same nightmare of a man with claws on one hand, a burnt face and an ugly sweater. Coming to their aid, Nancy (Heather Langenkamp; A Nightmare on Elm Street) returns to Springwood with a Master’s Degree in psychology and supports the young patients’ claims, which are largely dismissed as mass hysteria by the staff. How convenient [diabolical laugh].
The five troubled teen patients are an eclectic bunch and include Patricia Arquette (Stigmata), Rodney Eastman (I Spit on Your Grave) and Jennifer Rubin (Screamers, Bad Dreams). You’ll also enjoy a young Laurence Fishburne (Event Horizon, The Colony) as an orderly to round out a solid cast in this surprisingly well written horror movie in which, as seems to be a trend in the NOES franchise, Freddy’s menace becomes increasingly iconic of sick humor rather than terror.
The by-now iconic Freddy (Robert Englund; Wishmaster, Hatchet) returns as the same demonic power with the red and green sweater, a single clawed glove, a face still-moistly burned beyond recognition, and a penchant for painfully raking his claws over metal objects. However, unlike part 1 and Freddy’s Revenge, Freddy is now more outspoken and no longer hides in the shadows like a mysterious boogeyman. He has a much more active role on screen.
What makes this sequel completely dissimilar to its predecessor is that it doesn’t take place in the residences or high school on Elm Street. The mental hospital offers an eerie new medium for Freddy, and a convenient one since the hospital staff readily considers the teen deaths (as they mount in the story) to be the suicides of troubled youth!
Another interesting touch is that, in their nightmares with Freddy, each of the teen dreamers retains a sort of special power they always had in their dreams. A wheelchair-bound Dungeons and Dragons dork becomes a physically capable wizard, the hard-ass attitudinal token black guy has super strength, the drug addict becomes a mohawked punk knife fighter, the mute gains the ability to speak, and our heroine becomes an acrobat. These abilities help them combat Freddy in the dreamworld while, in turn, Freddy uses their fears and weaknesses against them.
This third installment also plays with the rules of Freddy’s dreamscape. In part 1 we were introduced to the terrifying notion that someone can kill us in our dreams (and we really die!) and Nancy was able to pull Freddy into reality, part 2 removed from us not only control of our dreams but also control of our body while awake, and now in Dream Warriors people can pull each other into their dreams and Freddy is able to depart the dream world and enter reality on his own—which doesn’t seem to follow “the NOES rules.” That last bit (Freddy choosing to crossover into reality) may seem like a horrible rule violation, but I forgive it. It happened only once, it was prefaced with his increased power from accumulating souls, and it made for a great scene in which he possessed his own burnt remains (a charred skeleton) to prevent Nancy’s father (John Saxon; Blood Beach, A Nightmare on Elm Street) from burying his remains on holy ground. Watching the skeleton battle Nancy’s father and the hospital psychiatrist was pure joy!
This sequel has also (thankfully) steered clear of the perverse awkward unease of Freddy’s Revenge, instead offering more diverse kills to the Krueger formula. The wrist tendon puppeteering scene was brilliant and very hard to watch; “welcome to prime time, bitch” is one of Freddy’s best lines ever; a cripple faces the wheelchair from Hell; an addict meets a syringe-fingered Freddy; Joey and the sexy Freddy-succubus nurse was a great teen-fantasy-gone-wrong; and the Freddy-snake swallowing scene was appropriately shocking, unique and gross. Overall, this was the Freddy movie that started making the kills “fun” in addition to being creative. Freddy’s dreamscape has become a twisted carnival funhouse.
This is the kind of sequel the franchise deserves! We call back to many elements that worked before, like replacing shadowy, steam-spewing boiler rooms and the creepy power plant where Freddy worked in life with the junkyard where his remains were hidden; instead of face impressions on Nancy’s bedroom wall and Freddy’s form emerging through Jesse’s stomach and his claws piercing through his fingertips, we find Freddy manifesting himself through a television set; where once Freddy licked through the phone or lengthily licked the stomach of Jesse’s love interest, he now tethers a teenager’s limbs in a sick fantasy; and rather than slicing off his own fingers or revealing his own brain, he uncovers his soul-embedded chest. Also continuing to flavor the franchise, we revisit Nancy’s dilapidated dreamworld house and unnerving little girls, likely the ghosts of Freddy’s victims. I should add that I still enjoy ALL of the practical effects in all three of the first NOES films. Sometimes the simplicity makes it more gross, weird, off-putting, or even a bit funny; and thrillingly FUN.
Oh, right! And Dream Warriors has contributed to the Freddy mythology in the form of Amanda Krueger, a ghostly nun tells the horrible story of Freddy’s conception, the product of rape in a mental hospital. “Son of a hundred maniacs.”
Being presented in a completely different style, this is not comparable to the original. It remains a fun movie experience and well worth the ride for the first time or for a good re-watch. It certainly made me smile.
Hello all. Mark here
The world is chock full of horror films that have over performed despite the fact they are soul crushingly bad. Movies like Annabelle, The Gallows and Ouija get nationwide releases while smaller gems slip under the radar. The point of this post is highlight films that should have a larger audience in the US. They may have been popular in Korea, Canada or the UK but they’ve been criminally under watched here in the states. All five of these films are original, distinct and hit way above their weight. They create new monsters, worlds and languages. You kinda have to watch these films and you can find them all on Netflix.
Movies like Pontypool are rare because they are are told organically and are in no way reactive. They are confidently made and the point is to tell a solid story and not appeal to the lowest common denominator (jump scares!). I love that I was sitting on the edge of my seat while people talked about other people dying. The editing and fantastic cinematography capture every angle of the radio booth and the performances inside are gloriously refreshing. Pontypool did something different and that is a beautiful thing for horror lovers.
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Byzantium is chock full of dysfunctional families, Gemma Arterton chewing scenery and a waterfall that pours blood. The visuals are spectacular and you will have a hard time forgetting anything from this movie (that is a good thing). Byzantium builds a new vampire world and actually makes it interesting! Neil Jordan (Interview With the Vampire) uses every directing trick in his book and the end product is a beautifully filmed and occasionally very bloody film.
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Ravenous is an odd little film. Dismissed upon initial release in 1999 it has picked up a cult following that has made the recent Blu-ray release an event. The film is characterized by a quirky soundtrack, bonkers performances and the famous line “he was licking me!” It is clear to see why this film is so adored. Like most cult classics it has an off-kilter vibe that features performances with personality. I love how it subverts clichés and feels like a hybrid because of the sudden directorial shifts. Ravenous has a personality all its own and can stand alongside films like Evil Dead, The Warriors and Donnie Darko.
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Grabbers is fun, charming and rewatchable. It is a little Irish film that focuses on villagers who have to stay drunk to stay alive. The best thing about Grabbers is that it is immensely likable and doesn’t become a one-note shlock fest. It follows in the foot steps of Gremlins, Attack the Block and Tremors with its infusion of horror, comedy and oddness. You will cheer for the eventual drunk heroes as they battle ill-tempered aliens. You need to appreciate a film that features the greatest death via alien flick ever. It is pretty amazing.
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The Host
I love The Host. I lived in Korea for a year and every time I went past the Han river I always checked to see if a mutated monster was causing havoc. The Host tells the age old story of a family battling a child kidnapping monster. It is bonkers, fun and very original. I love the special effects and the cast is perfect. Director Joon-ho Bong (Snowpiercer, Mother) knows how to create fun set pieces and the dynamic between the family is perfect. Kang-ho Song (Snowpiercer, Thirst, The Good, the Bad & the Weird) is one of my favorite actors and you will love every moment of him bumbling his way to victory. Watch this movie!
Pontypool: A Fantastic Canadian Horror Film That Puts a New Twist on the Zombie Genre
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I’m not sure why it took my so long to watch Pontypool. It is a fantastic independent horror film that puts a new spin on the zombie world. It plays like Stephen King’s Cell met a Twilght Zone episode and spawned something completely different. I love how it captures a zombie outbreak in a completely new way. We get four characters, one radio station and words as weapons. Director Bruce McDonald works wonders with very little and I love the trust he has in his actors. Stephen McHattie, Lisa Houle and Georgina Reilly do a fantastic job of reacting to reports and dealing with the insanity unfolding around them.
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The story revolves around three people narrating the end of the world (think War of the Worlds). They work in a radio station that is located in a small Canadian town called Pontypool. The night starts off weird as over the hill shock jock Grant Mazzy (McHattie) sees a disheveled woman on the side of the road. It gets even weirder as reports start coming in that the world is going to crap. The events find him narrating the carnage while stuck in the radio station. I love how Pontypool captures dread via three people sitting around and it proves to be a fantastic experiment. I put the movie on as background while writing and several minutes in I was totally captivated.
Tony Burgess wrote the book “Pontypool Changes Everything” and he was fortunate enough to write the screenplay for Pontypool. You can tell he poured lots of love into the script and he lucked out with a solid director and editor. It is rare when watching people react to a tense situation fills you with dread. I love how the ending is purposefully vague and a tense zombie film with very little zombies is pretty awesome. Pontypool and Session 9 would make a badass double feature and I love how both films mess with their genres.
Movies like Pontypool are rare because they are are told organically and are in no way reactive. They are confidently made and the point is to tell a solid story and not appeal to the lowest common denominator (jump scares!). I love that I was sitting on the edge of my seat while people talk about other people dying. The editing and fantastic cinematography capture every angle of the radio booth and the performances inside are gloriously refreshing. Pontypool did something different and that is a beautiful thing for horror lovers.
Watch Pontypool on Netflix.
The MFF Podcast #26: Spring and Creep, two new wave horror hybrids
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We hope you enjoyed our previous episode on: The MFF Random Awards of Summer 2015.
SUMMARY: This week the MFF crew discusses the recent horror releases Creep and Spring, the best punchers of film, our feelings about the upcoming Christmas horror Krampus, and the Jamie Kennedy moments that actually mattered. Spoilers abound.
We also answer such important questions as…
“What movies make you go crazy like Key and Peele go crazy about Liam Neeson films?”
“Is there such a thing as a horror film that doubles as a romance…with tentacles?”
“What are our favorite Jamie Kennedy films?”
“What mental disorder afflicts Mark Duplass’ character in Creep?”
“Who throws the best cinematic punches?”
Sit back, relax and learn about everything you missed.
If you haven’t seen some of these movies, be comforted that we will geekily inform you as to why you should watch them.
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TRAILER TALK: Krampus; a twisted Christmas-themed horror fantasy film by Michael Dougherty, the man behind Trick ‘r Treat and the upcoming Trick ‘r Treat 2.
Ever since Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010) I’ve been waiting for the next great holiday horror movie. Rare Exports was pretty good and I consider it a very special holiday horror fantasy that holds a place in my heart, but it didn’t quite live up to the two short films (“Rare Exports, Inc.” (2003) and “Rare Exports: The Official Safety Instructions” (2005)) that generated all the hype leading to its creation.
But there is hope!!! Michael Dougherty—the brilliant mind that wrote and directed the much celebrated Halloween horror anthology Trick ‘r Treat (2007) and is working on the upcoming Trick ‘r Treat 2—has returned to bring us the twisted cautionary Christmas fairy tale of Krampus.
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The plot is simple. A boy who has a bad Christmas ends up summoning a Christmas demon to his family home. Here’s the trailer:
This looks DELIGHTFUL!!!
I know, I know. We get so excited about trailers only to get all hyped up and have our hearts broken. But hold on a sec. You recognized a lot of faces in that trailer, didn’t you? This has an impressive cast, so evidently Dougherty’s script made a strong impression. Among them are Adam Scott (Hellraiser: Bloodline, Piranha 3D), Toni Collette (Fright Night, The Sixth Sense), David Koechner (Final Destination 5, Cheap Thrills) and Conchata Ferrell (Edward Scissorhands, Two and a Half Men). The cast has a fair share of horror experience and plenty of comedy experience as well.
This film doesn’t seem to take itself too seriously, which is good—great, in fact. The trailer is littered with holiday humor, including chaotic shopping and crotchety family members clashing with more uppety ones (e.g., Adam Scott and David Koechner eating at the dinner table). It also has a lot of dark scenes like evil toys and a giant Krampus on the roof. This has a lot of promise!!!
Moreover, Doughertys’s Trick ‘r Treat was an impressively nuanced Halloween anthology with diverse effects and expertly interwoven stories. The movie blew away my expectations and it now leaves me hopeful that Dougherty has just as lovingly and patiently architected Krampus.
This film is not to be mistaken for the Santa Claus vs Krampus movie A Christmas Horror Story, which is also coming out in the near future and features infected zombie elves and a white demon Krampus with a hooked chain. Here’s the TRAILER for that one:
This could also be decent; probably bad b-movie fun. But it doesn’t appear to have the same potential to be “good” like Krampus does.
John’s Horror Corner: Creepshow (1982), a classic, campy, nostalgic horror anthology from Stephen King and George Romero!
MY CALL: This is one of the more campy and fun anthologies from the days before anthologies were the “in” thing. Looking for a film that features sea zombies, silly murderous revenge, alien weeds, angry arctic man-eating primates and goofy bug infestations? Then this may be for you.
OTHER HORROR ANTHOLOGIES: Some other anthologies include (in order of release date): Black Sabbath (1963), Tales from the Crypt (1972), The Vault of Horror (1973), The Uncanny (1977), Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983), Stephen King’s Cat’s Eye (1985), Creepshow 2 (1987), Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990), Necronomicon: Book of the Dead (1993), Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996), Campfire Tales (1997), 3 Extremes (2004), Trick ‘r Treat (2007), Chillerama (2011), Little Deaths (2011), V/H/S (2012), The Theater Bizarre (2012), The ABCs of Death (2013), V/H/S 2 (2013), The Profane Exhibit (2013), The ABCs of Death 2 (2014) and V/H/S Viral (2014).
Much like Tales from the Crypt (1972) and The Vault of Horror (1973), Creepshow sweeps us away to a youthful horror comic nostalgia characterized by uncomplex (often unreasonably silly) stories of various hokey campy flavors. So if you’re one to analyze plots or the decisions of characters, you’ll surely find yourself frustrated. Consider this film to be scary only for much younger and more virginal horror fans and more of a nostalgic throwback to lifetime lovers of the genre. Not that I know anything about it, but I’ve read that this is an homage to 1950s EC horror comics. It certainly does have a comicbook-esque simplicity to the stories.
Featuring five stories written by Stephen King and directed by George Romero (Dawn of the Dead), this anthology is often revered as a fan favorite. The movie opens with a young boy, his Creepshow comicbook, and a disapproving father, and we subsequently flip through the comic pages in cartoon clip scenes delivering us to the short stories within…
Father’s Day is about murdered father who returns as a zombie to exact his revenge on…you guessed it…Father’s Day. This is an excellent example of how analyzing the plot will only upset you. Our zombie father’s grave is right next to his estate and, for whatever reason, it’s only after years and years of posthumous family Father’s Day dinners that the undead patriarch randomly rises. I found it enjoyably hokey and laughed. But make no mistake, this is stupid. LOL. The highlight for me was seeing a young Ed Harris (Snowpiercer) dancing the night away.
The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill offers a similar pleasure in that we find a young Stephen King playing a seemingly retarded hillbilly who discovers a meteor in his backyard. The meteor cracks open and oozes a glowing slime which our simpleton touches and finds himself “infected” with some sort of alien weed that grows all over his body, house and yard. The plot may be simple, but it’s not dumb. Sure, there are some hilariously stupid sequences with lame dialogue, but these are the fantasies of a simpleton. So it makes sense. It is funny, a bit creepy, and ends in a brutally practical manner.
Something to Tide You Over may have been the most dramatically engaging of the stories, about a methodical husband (Leslie Nielsen; Dracula, Dead and Loving It) who exacts his revenge against his adulterous wife and her lover (Ted Danson) in a rather cruel way…and he records it!!! In this story the humor is subtle and dark, and only campy in the very end for our surprise ending. This and the remaining stories are all a bit more mature.
The Crate is far-fetched but I certainly enjoyed the ride. A professor (Hal Holbrook; The Unholy) with a domineering alcoholic wife (Adrienne Barbeau; The Thing, Swamp Thing) encounters a crate that has been long forgotten in storage in the zoology department. Inside the crate waits a hungry, humanoid monster from an Antarctic expedition at the dawn of the century. This story features the most elaborate plot.
They’re Creeping Up On You was by far my least favorite story of the anthology (followed by Father’s Day). Some rich business man with an overly modern, tech-rich condo and a roach-centric germophobic hypochondriasis finds himself plagued with his perceived incompetence of others and a domestic insect infestation. This drives him mad and drove me to boredom. Roaches crawling all over everything is not creepy or satisfying to me; it’s just dumb. That’s what this short story was: dumb.
OVERVIEW: I found the middle three short stories to be very engaging and the first and last to be considerably less satisfying (with Creeping Up being almost intolerably awful while maybe drawing one grin). This anthology would have been considerably better in my opinion if it was limited to the middle three stories (Jordy, Tide and Crate) and reduced from 120 to 90 minutes. But I know some people (e.g., the occasional Amazon reviewer) rather enjoyed Father’s Day and Creeping, so I’ll just say the middle stories are what won me over and got me to buy this.
In either case, this is a classic anthology from the days before anthologies were the “in” thing. You should probably watch it.







































































