September Movie Preview
Take Shelter
September 30
Michael Shannon is one of my favorite actors. he is totally underrated and always does good work. I’m stoked for this end of world flick. An added bonus is that this is directed by Jeff Nichols (Shotgun Stories). Jeff is the brother of Ben Nichols who is the front man for Lucero. Expect a great score and soundtrack.
Shark Night 3D
September 2
Bad CGI sharks + Bad Acting= Awesome. The plot is incredibly intricate. College students get eaten by sharks in a salt water river. I might skip the 3D though. I don’t think I could pay $15 dollars to see this. Good for a double-header Drive in night.
Warrior
Sept. 9
Finally MMA gets a decent movie with great actors. I hope the sport is represented well and the fights are believable. I love MMA and it is great to see actors like Joel Edgerton and Tom Hardy beating each other up. The plot centers around brothers fighting in a championship bout. An added bonus is that it is directed by Gavin O’Connor (Miracle)…So hopefully we get some great speeches. I might just shed a man tear.
Drive
Sept 16
Director Nicolas Winding Refn is insane (Bronson, Valhalla Rising). It is great to finally see him go mainstream. I can’t wait to watch Ryan Gosling go head to head with Albert Brooks. I like most movies about Driver’s driving fast while being chased by bad guys. The only negative is Carey Mulligan. She is always “acting.” I hope Refn reins this in. I will see it opening night.
Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil
Watch this preview! Two rednecks go on vacation and are mistaken for killers. The teenagers think they are in Deliverance….The rednecks wonder why they went to a cabin for vacation. This seems much like Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. I loved that flick. This seems super fun as well.
Contagion
Sept 9
What seems like thousands of A-list celebrities battle an unstoppable virus. Steven Soderbergh handled the A-list cast of Traffic well. I have no worries what he will do with this flick.
Red State
Sept 23
I don’t know what to think about this film. Kevin Smith’s last films haven’t been great. Cop Out was quite possibly the unfunniest thing ever. Smith says this is his return to form. He has been taking it on the road and it is getting a great reaction. However, I wonder what people who are not in the cult of Kevin will think of the movie. Either way, I enjoy Kevin Smith. I like having him around.
Straw Dogs
Sept 16
Not sure they needed to remake this. I like James Marsden a lot though. I think he will do okay in Dustin Hoffman’s role. Plus, it is good to see Alexander Skarsgard on the big screen. I’m thinking this movie could either work really well or be just another lame remake. Either way Erik fans will love it.
Burke and Hare
Simon Pegg, John Landis and Andy Serkis. You can’t beat that trio. I’ve heard the movie is only sub par but that won’t deter me. I am a huge Pegg fan.
Machine Gun Preacher
Sept 23
I’m happy to see Gerard Butler not playing a rakish womanizer or angry guy yelling “Sparta.” He will have to act in this film and I think he will knock it out of the park. Plus, the plot about a former drug addict fighting to protect Sudanese orphans sounds interesting.
Pearl Jam
Cameron Crowe directed this doc about super grunge band Pearl Jam. I dig rock docs. If you don’t watch this check out Anvil on Netflix.
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Bad Movie Tuesday: Something Borrowed
When this film hit the theaters critics dogpiled heaps on negativity upon it. They went above and beyond dislike and they entered into hateful. I can imagine three hundreds critics running out of the theater after watching this and just tearing up the streets.
The reviews went something like this:
“This movie made me so angry I punched an old lady in the face.”
“I hated Kate Hudson so much that I flew to a far away island. Learned how to make a voodoo doll and plan on using it to inflict pain on her.”
“If this movie was a catastrophe I would compare it to The Hindenburg blowing up and landing on a nuclear power plant that is located next to a major metropolis.”
These are not real reviews but you get the idea. When I hear a movie getting universally panned it makes me want to watch it. I want to know why it is so bad. I’m like a modern-day Sherlock Holmes. I investigate bad films and find clues as to why movie critics would rise so violently against them.
What I discovered is that the main characters in this film are some of the biggest turds (technical term) we’ve witnessed in a while. They are these weak little people who are too afraid to speak their mind. You are supposed to like the main characters in movies. However, this film goes out of its way to make you not like anybody. In its attempt to be new and unpredictable it shot itself in the foot. This leads me to believe the culprits were the writer in front of the computer and the director on set.
The plot goes like this. Ginnifer Goodwin loves a guy, she is too afraid to tell him so Kate Hudson starts dating him. Kate and the dude get engaged. The dude and Gennifer hook up one night. They are too afraid to tell Kate because she runs all over them. The dude and Ginnifer keep dating, He doesn’t leave Kate. He makes a speech and Ginnifer turns him down. Ginnifer makes a speech in the rain and he turns her down. John Krasinski makes a speech and it blows up in his face, Then it ends and everyone is like “huh?”
I’ve come to the conclusion that the director and writer disliked all the actors so he planned to hurt their careers by making them look bad through the movie.
The critics absolutely despised Kate Hudson’s character. However, the wimpy characters allowed her to treat them terribly. They let Kate get what she wants. The odd thing is that Kate Hudson makes this big speech that could have possibly redeemed her but then she does something so bad you wonder why they tried to make you like her. She is what she is in this film. I guess she is the bad guy because she has a spine…..a jerky spine albeit.
Everyone in this film makes big speeches. The problem is what happens after the speeches. They get these triumphant moments and BAM something terrible happens. It is actually funny. I get this visual of after a character makes a speech somebody runs up and antiques them (smooshes flour in their face).
The worst part of this film is what they do to the best character. John Krasinski is the voice of reason in this film. He makes fun of everybody and the movie isn’t so bad when he is around. However, towards the end he delivers a monologue that makes him a turd (technical term) as well. The director wrecks all the good will and makes his character just another one of the wimps. It is incredibly devious. I remember after the speech and following moments my girlfriend said “oh geesh.”
Oh geesh is right. Be wary of the antiquing!
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Five Movie Gem Discoveries I Owe to Movies, Films & Flix
Five movie gem discoveries I owe to Movies, Films & Flix
By Erik H.
As a faithful reader of this excellent blog, I really appreciate Mark and John’s noble trailblazing quest to watch bad movies so others don’t have to. I also appreciate the blog’s distinct personality with its running jokes about Nic Cage, Dolph Lundgren and Sam Rockwell’s dancing. However, what I enjoy the most is the blog’s damn good under-the-radar movie recommendations.
To show my appreciation I’ve listed five movie gems I would have never seen if not for Movies, Films & Flix. Check these out!
Four Lions
A rich story about four incompetent British jihadists set out to train for and commit an act of terror. There’s comedy, social commentary, and it ultimately discusses how terrorism is about ideology, and it can also be about idiots. I’ve seen it twice and can’t remember another movie that spawned as much good post discussion.
The Hammer
This movie resonated with me because it was so poignant and it’s actually based on Adam Corolla’s pre-radio life. It was produced with a lot of passion, much like Howard Stern’s Private Parts, but better. If you like the movie, check out Adam’s book “In 50 Years We’ll All Be Chicks,” which is a solid commentary on masculinity in America.
The Good the Bad and the Weird
This happy-go-lucky movie about Korean gunslingers in the World War II era is the summer blockbuster that you’ve never seen. A determined thief, nasty hitman, and mysterious bounty hunter all vie for an elusive map that could lead them to a buried treasure and it is straight-up entertaining.
I am Number Four
Not a “great” flick, but it was surprisingly fun for a Sci-Fi movie I had never heard of prior to reading the blog. Here’s the synopsis: Aliens and their guardians are hiding on Earth from intergalactic bounty hunters. They can only be killed in numerical order, and Number Four is next on the list … it just worked. Plus, Timothy Olyphant makes every movie better.
Animal Kingdom
Animal Kingdom is one of the top crime dramas of all time, and it has one of the smartest catch 22s I’ve ever seen in a movie. It’s about seventeen year-old navigating his survival in a criminal family, and a detective who thinks he can save him. The plot is rich and steadily unfolds, and I definitely agree with Mark that it leaves you stimulated and not needlessly depressed.
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Conan #2
Hello all. Mark here.
John already reviewed this film but I had to put my two cents in. The review is spot on and I enjoyed John wondering how a female monk taught in the ways of peace could knife fight like she was Benicio Del Toro in The Hunted.
Check out the review here. https://moviesfilmsandflix.com/2011/08/25/conan-2011/
Instead of writing a review I’ve decided to compile a few observations I made about the film.
1. If you look at the poster you wonder how Conan could get on top of all those skulls. He couldn’t have killed them all and waited. That would take too long. So, he must have walked on top of them and posed like he did the killing. Thus, making him kind of phony.
2. The slaves in this film get whipped a lot! It gets a little ridiculous at times.
3. If you kill a tribal chief leader never take his sword and leave his son alive. It just causes a lot of trouble.
4. Who builds the massive labyrinths and underground tunnels? They must have been whipped a lot.
5. Is it impossible to hold a camera still for three seconds?
6. The female lead in this film might be the worst ever. For instance, Conan rescues her from 700 people then she gets all saucy (in a badly written way) and demands she is taken to some place. If I was Conan I’d be pissed.
7. If the only way to awaken a homicidal world ending demon is to get the blood of the only pure born left on earth wouldn’t it make sense to make the pure born disappear? Say you are walking close to a cliff one day…Push….Threat over. Sure, you might be saddened but at least you don’t have to worry about a homicidal demon killing millions.
8. I’d be pissed if I had to battle sand creatures. When you kill them sand would get everywhere. Imagine the clean up. The only positive is that the people in CSI, Law and Order and NCIS could never prove it. I’d like to see them ID a dead sand blob.
9. Is it impossible for Conan to utter more than two sentences at a time? His big speech was I live, I fight, I love, I’m Content.
10. How do you capture a kraken? Net? Fishing line? Leave a trail of fish?
11. Why do people want world domination? Dominating the world would be a lot of work. The only positive is that you can get slaves and elephants to push around a large boat through any terrain.
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Dylan Dog: Dead of Night
It is a nice little genre flick that is in no way good. However, it gets a free pass. Two weeks before production the films budget was cut from 32 million to eight million. This meant the shooting time was cut, the locations were cut, the money for everything else was cut.
Imagine going through all of pre-production, coming up with a great game plan and then BAM everything changes. The result is Dylan Dog: Dead of Night
I thought the plot of the film sounded great. A pulpy noir where a burnt out detective works for zombies, demons, werewolves and vampires. Dylan stumbles upon a femme fatale and dives headfirst into a plot to revive a terrible monster. Along the way there is a seven foot cannibal zombie, Taye Diggs has gold vampire teeth and zombies have support groups.
Routh is reliable as Dylan. Sam Huntington is fun as his recently undead partner. Disapointingly, all the vampires are stereotypical goths who listen to repetitive techno.
In the end, the movie has all the making of a cult flick. Too bad it didn’t have the bigger budget to smooth out all the wrinkles.
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Trailer Talk: The Three Musketeers
Hello all. Mark here
John watched the trailer for The Three Musketeers and loved it. I am slightly worried. I’m still not sure why Milla must do Matrix types moves in this film. She could be perfectly tough without slow motion falls and flips.
I think the casting of Orlando Bloom was inspired. Also, Ray Stevenson is in it! I was his stand-in on the film Jayne Mansfield’s Car. He is a super cool guy and I hope his career blows up.
I’m thinking this film will be a minor hit in theaters. Just a hunch….I’m going to watch it anyway.
TRAILER TALK: The Three Musketeers
BY John Leavengood
Check out the new trailer for The Three Musketeers (2011). It looks great!
It stars Milla Jovavich, Orlando Bloom, Logan Lerman (Gamer, Percy Jackson), Matthew Macfayden (Robin Hood), Ray Stevenson (Rome) and Luke Evans (Robin Hood, Clash of the Titans). The last three play Athos, Porthos and Aramis, respectively. Christoph Waltz (bad guy from Inglorious Basterds and Green Hornet) plays the Cardinal. Will he be as slimy as Tim Curry? Will Logan Lerman be as annoying as Chris O’Donnell? Ray Stevenson and Oliver Platt…I don’t know how to compare them other than to say in Rome Ray’s character (Pullo) really liked to drink. The other actors seem to appropriately fill the 1993 Three Musketeers’ boots just fine—based on a trailer.
You be the judge.
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John’s Horror Movie Starter Guide 2
Horror Movie Starter Guide 2
By John Leavengood
Horror fanfare is all about the fun of wading through bogs of awful, student budget, straight-to-DVD and so-bad-they’re-good gore and shocker flicks. Did you enjoy your first off-the-wall horror marathon?
For your second weird, foreign and bad-horror combo marathon, try rounding up a few of these. I know I will! To the seasoned horror-hound, all of them look worth watching for their own unique reasons. We have a modern Euro-zombie apocalypse, an 80s-style campy camp horror, a Latin Shaun of the Dead, and an group of three Asian shorts by three different directors.
Eaters
It’s been a long time, Italy. We had thought that the Lucio Fulci era would never see its second-coming. Well brush up on your Italian, warm up the Blu-Ray player and prepare to enjoy some moderate special effects in a film where folks clearly made an effort on both scenery and gore. This trailer makes me think 28 Days Later in Italy. The director’s name is even suspiciously similar to Danny Boyle—Uwe Boll.
Camp Hell
This honestly looks terrible…like, even for a “bad” horror movie. However, a few recognizable actors, including Jesse Eisenberg, got fooled into taking this gig. Its plot sounds painful, its drama looks forced, and the fact that it was even made makes my skin crawl. That said, all I want to do is rent this, invite four friends over, get drunk and laugh at it. But, to clarify, a part of me does want to see this unquestionably lousy movie. Here’s the trailer.
Juan of the Dead
This looks like Shaun of the Dead with a lower budget goes Latin. This is the first horror movie I’ve ever heard of coming from Cuba, or the first comedy, or the first anything. Anyway, based on the trailer this looks very funny. Be prepared to wait a while, though. First this flick has to make its way through genre film festivals like Fantastic Fest.
3 Extremes
This one originally came out in Asia in 2004, but few seem to know more about it than the title itself. This features three short horror/thriller films by three directors (Fruit Chan, Park Chan-wook, and Takashi Miike) from three countries. The trailer is not terribly informative, but I found an online review which, in lieu of clips, gives a better story overview. There’s also a sequel out—with three more tales.
I’m not familiar with Fruit Chan, but after Park Chan-wook’s directing work on Lady Vengeance, Old Boy, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance and Thirst, I’m excited to see what he has in store. Not to mention Miike’s 13 Assassins, One Missed Call, Audition and Ichi the Killer, which leave me desperate for more of his films.
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Conan 2011
Conan the Barbarian (2011)
By John Leavengood
MY CALL: A rather disappointing Conan movie, but an entertaining movie nonetheless. You may notice that I make almost no mention of the plot in this review. Why? It wasn’t very interesting. I’ll give it a B-/C+. Far from a “must see” but fun. WHAT TO WATCH INSTEAD: Watch Troy and skip to all the combat scenes. That way you’ll remember what action is supposed to look like. 300 was right on the money, too.
I had been waiting so very long for this movie—perhaps over a decade. I always wondered who they’d find to replace Schwarzenegger and whether there would be a strong comic book fantasy element or not. Judging by the trailer, they went with the Boris Vallejo fantasy with serpents and sorcery (i.e., a creepy Rose McGowen sorceress). I was thrilled. I also like the guy they found to play Conan. He does a great job as Khal Drogo, a nomadic barbarian clan leader, in HBO’s Game of Thrones. Now for the bad news…
Yes, Mamoa played a great barbarian in Game of Thrones. So if it’s a barbarian you want, then maybe you should skip this movie and get HBO. Okay, okay, Conan wasn’t bad. But it wasn’t great either. The movie did a good job conveying Conan’s hunger for battle and revenge. Unfortunately, when it came to expediting these notions during the action scenes, specifically in terms of camerawork and film editing, it failed to deliver. The action shots, which is why any of us went to see this movie, were choppy, discontinuous reels alternating between way-to-close-ups and pan-outs. The close-ups were so close that you couldn’t see the entire actor or actors as they tumble about or clash swords. This was particularly disappointing when Conan faced off against our villain (played by Avatar’s rather buff-for-his-age Stephen Lang) or a huge tentacled monster. What upset me most is that this was not necessarily the director’s fault, nor did they miscast Mamoa—rather Mamoa was perfectly cast. The problem was entirely a result of post-production. No film editing Academy Award for this one.
Another bummer was the love interest (played by Rachel Nichols). She’s some virgin monk who is naturally capable of Slap-Chopping her enemies with ease like a Puerto Rican knife-fighter from the Bronx. No effort is made to explain where she gained her training and, even if they did, she did not come off as a credible tough chick. You want credible tough chicks? Try A Perfect Getaway. On that note, McGowan (as a high-foreheaded sorceress) also seemed a bit wanting for toughness. Sure she had “tough chick” lines, but they weren’t delivered by a tough chick. She came off as tougher in Jawbreaker playing a bitchy high schooler than she was as an adult playing a malevolent, murderous necromancer. I really didn’t care for either of the female characters. In fact, other than Mamoa and Lang, I didn’t care for anyone.
So let’s end with the strong suits. I really appreciated the level of fantasy (e.g., sorcery, a magical artifact, a tentacled monster), Mamoa was perfect for this role and no fault of this movie was his, and Lang provided some excellent villainy. If I wasn’t so busy feeling disappointed I would have probably enjoyed this more. But again, this wasn’t bad. It was kind of fun. I don’t regret the price of admission.
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John’s Desert Island Movies
John’s 10 Desert Island Movies
By John Leavengood
As Mark wisely professed, the movies I’d want to have with me if stranded on a desert island wouldn’t necessarily be the greatest movies, but rather those which I enjoy watching again and again. Fight Club was amazing. So good, in fact, that everyone wanted—or needed—to see it a second time right away and it felt like a different movie! But after two times, it’s just another amazing movie which I’d love to watch once a year, while once a week would test my patience. So which movies would I pick?
I’ll respectfully exclude Evolution since Mark included it in his list. I also avoided heavy romance…I don’t need to be reminded of that on my lonely, but hopefully gorgeous, island. I should also give a strong nod to The Boondock Saints. That movie was in my original list but got shoved out like a Mo’Nique hip-check during a full contact round of musical chairs. I tried to stick to comedy and action, but you’ll see that in the #1 slot is a sentimental pick. So here they are: my desert island picks based on how I felt one day. I’m certain any other week they’d be very different.
10. A Knight’s Tale (2001)
A fun, nostalgic soundtrack and a story about someone “changing their stars” make this a perfect pick. What better story to help me forget that I’m stranded on an island? It boasts a great cast (Mark Addy, Paul Bettany, Heath Ledger, Shannyn Sossamon) worthy of more than just laughs.
9. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)
Another good laugher. If you haven’t seen Steve Martin play Ruprict the monkey boy then you’ve missed out! I’d say this is Martin at his best and Caine at his standard greatness.
8. Gangs of New York (2002)
DUDE! If you didn’t think Bill the Butcher was the most awesome villain then you’re packing some issues. This movie features all of the meanest moves that I’ve ever wanted to pull on someone during a blind road rage attack. This one will help you vent your frustrations with three square-meals-a-day of coconut on your island.
7. The Replacements
This movie is for the misfit in all of us. It’s a feel-good movie with awesome football scenes, great humor, and a cast so perfect it had to be an accident—Hollywood never gets things this good, right? The soundtrack is awesome, Keanu and Hackman are great, and watching this reminds me of my own embarrassing rookie-failures in life…followed by my kickass redeeming comebacks!
6. 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)
I may get some strong disagreement on this one.
This is a chick flick designed for men. There are not a lot of these out there. Shannyn Sossamon, Josh Hartnett and a hilarious Paulo Costanzo will remind me of the sexual conflict that is the liveliness and misery of my twenties. In similar vein, I should give an honorable mention to Buying the Cow, which also has some great bro-lines about women and sleeping around. Also, to Hollywood Homicide. I don’t know why I like that movie so much, but I can watch it over and over again.
5. The Birdcage (1996)
I’ve never seen any actors other than Robin Williams, Nathan Lane and Hank Azaria make it look quite so fun to be gay. And Gene Hackman playing the clueless straight guy while politely socially wooing a Nathan Lane in drag? Perfection. This movie is pure fun and constantly hilarious. In mentioning the oddity of Hackman playing the straight guy, honorable mention to Runaway Jury.
4. The Fifth Element (1997)
Guns, the ever-cynical MacClaine-esque Bruce Willis, spaceships, ugly aliens, Gary “best-villain-actor” Oldman, war, a wicked future techno-funk soundtrack, and—ah yes—Milla Jovavich as Leeloo. You may have the fire, water, earth and air that you need to survive on your island prison, but Leeloo is the element that will get you through the night.
3. Tombstone (1993)
Badassery is the best path to forgetting our problems. When we are wowed we don’t reminisce. We simply tell ourselves “Oh my damn…that just happened!” All of the main players in this movie are different flavors of tough. Kurt Russell is the gangsta’ that don’t flex none. Val Kilmer is the one that runs his mouth—Val also has the hot hooker girlfriend from The Kiss. Since Bill Paxton is in this one, it’s a good time to give an honorable mention to Aliens. Also, a nod to Kurt Russell from The Thing. But we don’t want any scares when we’re alone in the dark on our island, do we?
2. Troy (2004)
For my daily dose of awesome, this movie is loaded with great quote badassery! “If they should ever tell my story, let them say that I walked with giants. I lived in the time of Hector, tamer of forces. Let them say–I lived–in the time of Achilles [–Sean Bean].” I don’t care what kind of flack this movie got from some. The fight between Alagrius and Achilles was brief, but jaw-dropping, and the duel of Hector and Achilles (Eric Bana and Brad Pitt) was nothing short of legendary. “You will not have eyes tonight. You will not have ears or a tongue. You will wander the Underworld blind, deaf and dumb and all the dead will know: this is Hector, the fool who thought he killed Achilles [–Brad Pitt].”
1. A River Runs Through It (1992)
Touching moments of brotherhood, fatherhood, family and a simpler time…This one makes me miss my family, especially my father, but only in the best of ways. Since I live 700 miles away from them it’s very much as if I am on a desert island. Robert Redford’s direction and wisely prosaic narration spin a soothing tale rich with quoteworthy lines.
This movie exudes beauty both emotionally and in its cinematography. Not to mention great performances by Brad Pitt, Tom Skerritt, and perhaps Craig Scheffer’s best performance ever. I only watch this movie with my father, and only about once a year. But if he asked, I’d watch it with him every day. I’d never feel alone on my island even if this was the only movie I had. Not for a moment.
I love you, Dad.
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Bad Movie Tuesday: Priest Vs. Legion
With the football season readily approaching I’ve decided to pit two bad movies against each other. Two movies both starring Paul Bettany and directed by Scott Stewart. They both have unlikable monotone characters, plot centering around the church and unintenntional laughs. The winner is the film that stinks the least.
Here is how they match up!
Priest Scouting Report.
I know this movie was covered by co-writer John Leavengood but I had to include my views of the film. https://moviesfilmsandflix.com/2011/05/19/priest/
Strengths: Short, Laughable dialogue and in Priest’s short running time it manages to steal from 170 different films (Matrix, Van Helsing, Tron, Blade 2, House Party 2, Equilibrium, Batman Begins, Dune, The Searchers, Troll 2…etc…)
Weaknesses: Dialogue so bad I was able to call out ten lines before they were ever spoken. Also, everyone seems depressed that they are in this film. This picture says everything you need to know about Priest.
The tagline for this picture: “Vampires, Kung Fu, Fast Bikes……Depression.”
The dude is on a bike going 300 mph while hunting vampires and he looks depressed. JCVD would never look bored on a motorcycle. Check out this pic.
Tagline: “Mullets, Guns, Sweet Rides and Spin Kicks…..Bliss”
The biggest problem is that the vampires live in hives that can be seen from space. Why not drop a bomb on them? One bomb and BOOM. Lots of dead vampires. Why train hundreds of warrior priests when one large explosive can do a more efficient job? Also, you don’t have the risk of a priest turning evil and wearing a funny hat.
The vampires capture a young girl who looks 14 yet is still dating the town Sheriff. The problem is that you only meet the girl once and you never get a chance to like her….Thus, you never care what happens to her. It is like the director ignored directing 101, skipped Cliff’s Notes and read half of the synopsis for The Searchers.
Legion Scouting Report
Strengths: Two decent monsters, Short running time, Makes you a stronger person for enduring the film.
Weaknesses: The woman carrying the magical baby is probably the least likable female in history. The first time you meet her she is smoking a cigarrette while pregnant and attempting to cheat on her boyfriend. She is the kind of lady who will drink and smoke while pregnant then complain that her kid is messed up.
Also, why send legions to kill somebody when they could just shoot rocket launchers at the gas station? If I was one of the angels/demons/zombies I would suggest to my bosses that if they gave me a large rocket I could save everybody a lot of time.
Also, why are the first two demons insanely tough but the rest are slow zombies. The first two were kinda neat. A creepy ice cream man and spider like old lady. It would have been so much cooler if the people have to survive an escalating number of tough bosses. This never happens. The final evil people are more like zombies who like to loiter closely to extremely flammable items.
The main weakness of this film is that it is boring. There is a lot of dialogue. Paul Bettany has decided that a tough guy angel speaks in a monotone voice. The film couldn’t handle action well so it is no surprise that the monotone dialogue is soul hurting……Maybe the demons could have used a loud speaker and read the script to the people in the building. Instant death!
Who wins?
Nobody wins. But, if you have to watch one of them watch Priest. It is shorter and never boring.
An added bonus!!
I’m thinking this is the director’s face after he watched the first cut of Legion.
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