John’s Horror Corner: Evil Clutch (1988) aka Il Bosco 1, a horrible Italian flick that makes no sense.

MY CALL: This senselessly stupid not-so-sexy hardly-a-succubus movie makes no sense. Neither the title nor any brief synopses can reveal how random this film is. MORE MOVIES LIKE Evil Clutch: This film created expectations of sleazy horror but failed to deliver. So for more effective sleazy low budget horror try Breeders (1986), Evils of Night (1985), The Haunting of Morella (1990), Head of the Family (1996), Hideous! (1997), Bio Slime (2010) and Night of the Tentacles (2013). For similarly obscure horror movies that are bad but still make a notable effort on the effects try Superstition (1982), Ghosthouse (1988), Night Angel (1990) or Def By Temptation (1990).
IMDB says: “The story of a hideous monster who takes the form of a beautiful, seductive woman who in a torrent of special effects, beauty and monster transform into a climax of pure evil. For years this monster woman has cursed a small village, and to this day her deadly grasps holds the peaceful residents in fear. This ferocious, feminine fury possesses a shocking sensual appetite and she can only satisfy her lust when passion consumes her, by striking where a man is most vulnerable…. and the results are deadly!” Right about NOW is when we should stop trusting IMDB and especially stop trusting misleading movie posters.

Written and directed by Andreas Marfori—not known at all for is not at all classic Ataga sovetskikh zombie—this super low budget 80s Italian horror movie will draw giggles only from those in search of the bad and campy.
Seduced by a strange and sultry woman, a young man is brutally gored by her hairy clawed crotch tentacle. Yes, you read that right. A hairy tentacle with a claw at the end, emerging from this succubus’ nether region, killed a man. The effects are nothing to brag about, but they’re easily good enough to entertain fans of cheap horror and, hey, it tries.
Our sex-hungry murderess (who might be able to fly, not sure because the film is so poorly made) is picked up by a tourist couple (including Coralina Cataldi-Tassoni; Mother of Tears, Opera, Demons 2) who are subsequently warned about her by the weirdest possible man they could find in this tiny village among the Italian countryside. The creepy local—who might just be the only local they find other than the crotch tentacle lady—unloads an elaborate regional history about summoning monsters. Clearly our couple has found one.

This senselessly stupid film includes beer turning to sand, random zombie things, strange cauldrons of infectious goo, and the weirdest cuckoo clock ever. Apparently, the demoness is trying to afflict the couple with something. But it’s hard to understand what’s even supposed to be going on as our couple hikes into the Alps with this weird stranger.

Other than the crotch claw, the effects and events of the 50 minutes are all rather dull. In the last 30 minutes things pick up and we are bombarded by diverse weirdness. There is more crotch tentacle, weird monstrous (maybe tree root) tentacles, clothes-on zombie love, an unseen POV Evil Dead force rushing through the forest, crusty zombie attacks, bloody dismemberment and some weak demonic transformation. Yes, this may sound good…but it’s bad. Very, very bad. And you’ll probably only enjoy this if a bad horror movie is exactly what you were hoping to find.


The title seems quite misleading. Our demoness implies sexuality and seduction, but never seems to consummate anything. So, I’d struggle to understand how an “evil clutch” would ever come to be…nor was any infernal offspring of hers even implied.

In summary, this movie is horrible. It’s horrible, but it’s enjoyably horrible if you are in the mood for horrible and horrible draws laughter from you. Whole lot of horrible, but I’ve admittedly watched, reviewed and even enjoyed far, far worse.

MY CALL: The Matrix trilogy and Guillermo del Toro’s slack-jawed tentacle-vampires meet Silent Hill in this least entertaining Resident Evil sequel. MORE MOVIES LIKE Resident Evil: Resident Evil (2002), Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004), Resident Evil: Extinction (2007), Doom (2005), the Silent Hill movies (2006, 2012) and the Underworld franchise (2003-2017) come to mind. For a fine ratings vs earnings comparison of the Resident Evil and Underworld franchises check this feisty article out.
Paul W. S. Anderson (Resident Evil, Mortal Kombat, Event Horizon, Soldier) returns to the beloved Zompocalypse franchise and, apparently, he thought he was directing a Matrix sequel. No sooner are we re-acquainted with Alice (Milla Jovovich; The Fifth Element, Resident Evil 1-3, Ultraviolet) than we see her in Blade II ninja gear running across walls and spiraling through the air dodging slow-motion machine gun fire as bullet casings rain to the ground, their chiming on the floor punctuated by the hum of her twin katanas as she minces her way through dozens of Umbrella SWAT guards.

Coming after Wesker (Shawn Roberts; xXx: The Return of Xander Cage) at the Tokyo Umbrella headquarters, Alice has come full-force with twin Uzis, a leather and tights ensemble, and—as she promised at the end of Extinction—a whole bunch of her(s). Despite the impressively attractive army of Jovo-clones, her plan backfires when Wesker neutralizes her T-virus; stripping her of her superpowers.

The franchise has taken us from the heart of Raccoon City to the Las Vegas desert and now we are swept to the beautiful Alaskan wilderness where the now human Alice is reacquainted with Claire (Ali Larter; House on Haunted Hill, Final Destination 1-2, Resident Evil: Extinction), and off to a dilapidated Hollywood where several survivors (including a slimy Kim Coates; Sons of Anarchy, Innocent Blood) have taken refuge in a prison besieged by zombies.


As the franchise progresses, so does the virus. The hastened zombies now have quad-unhinging tentacle jaws (like Blade II’s vampire meets Hellboy’s Sammael; both predating Afterlife) and are joined by a giant axe-wielding hooded ogre (think Silent Hill’s pyramid head; also predating Afterlife). It looks cool but both the film and the monsters execute poorly.

Despite all the action (and there’s a lot), the quality of the special effects seem to have dropped considerably since Extinction and I was unimpressed with the explosions and fights. I’m not sure if this was an actual budget issue, or if Anderson dedicated so much attention to how this would look in 3-D that he never stopped to consider how it would look on a television. Perhaps it was all much prettier with red and blue glasses on the big screen…?
Alice and Claire fight the giant ogre mutant and, outside of the monster looking cool, it bored me. Yes, there was slow-motion giant axe-throwing, slow-motion water pipes bursting and slow-motion sliding across the wet floor by soaking wet ladies. But I’ve got news for you, Anderson, slow-motion does not equal good. It’s a shame, too. Anderson clearly tried to make this a worthy rollercoaster of excitement to follow up parts 1-3…but…Alice running in slow-motion through a field of head-bursting zombies with quarter-roll buckshot just isn’t doing it for me. I miss Russell Mulcahy (Razorback, Highlander 1-2, Resident Evil: Extinction)…can we bring him back?




Dodging slow-motion bullets and sunglasses, the black leather-clad Wesker goes full-on Agent Smith, hellbent on “consuming” Alice as she is—wait for it—“the one” who can help him tame the T-virus. #MatrixEyeRoll

The highlights of this movie include the sheer fun of an army of Alices in the opening sequence, gorgeous shots of Alaska, the crisp sweeping interior shots of the ship Arcadia’s lower research decks, and the return of the weirder-than-ever zombie dogs. The story is developed a bit and we are introduced to the Umbrella heart spiders, but nothing feels further explained; another weak point of this installment.



I have had a blast revisiting parts 1-3. However, I can comfortably say that this Zombiegeddon sequel was by far the least gratifying and least entertaining.

Resident Evil is like the Fast and Furious franchise of horror action in that they are always already planning on part 5 before part 4 hits theaters; complete with closing scenes revealing premise points with future villains. Watch out for the Jill Valentine (Sienna Guillory; Resident Evil: Apocalypse, The Time Machine) stinger at the end—as every other Resident Evil film has so far to harbinger its soon-to-come sequel.



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The MFF podcast is back and we are predicting the winners of the 2007 Academy Awards! We decided to go back 10 years and see which films would win today. Will The Departed still defeat The Queen? Can Forest Whitaker hold off Ryan Gosling? Will Judi Dench make a very late comeback? Lasavath and I analyze the nominees and we even put together a list of films that might be nominated for best picture today (Casino Royale would make the cut).
Pan’s Labyrinth = An MFF contender.
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Zodiac: Still Going Strong After 10 Years
Written by Zachary Beckler – He is a film professor and director of the award winning horror film Interior. Subscribe to his wonderful letterboxd page.
The camera moves impossibly. In Zodiac, Fincher’s first digital foray, he solidifies his experimentations with uncanny camera movement in Panic Room and Fight Club. In the opening shots, we soar omnisciently over the city of Vallejo, California as fireworks are set off in the distance. The movement is too smooth; perfect and unnerving, but not showy. It is contrasted by Three Dog Night singing “Easy To Be Hard”, an easygoing love ballad with dark undertones (“How can people be so heartless? How can people be so cruel?”). The next shot moves to the interior of a car driving through a neighborhood. The camera is fixed out the passenger side window, passing perfect scenes of houses and distant fireworks. The production removed the tires and put the car on a dolly track, sustaining this eerie stillness of movement. In a film about investigation, Fincher shows us only what he wants us to see.
There are only three murder scenes in Zodiac, all appearing within the first 30 minutes of a nearly 3-hour runtime. In real life, the public’s fascination with the Zodiac killer had less to do with the victims and more to do with a general sense of terror; of the possibility of becoming a victim. Who is this Zodiac? What kind of monster must he be? The less we know about him, the bigger it becomes in our minds. In essence, the film is about a collective fear of and fascination with this unknown, but also its demystification; the film’s true success is showing the monster can really be a man, and how much more unsettling that can be.
The Lake Berryessa Murder is the most famous and disturbing scene in the film. Fincher plots it almost as a spin on every slasher movie you have ever seen; a masked man murdering teens at a lake (the Zodiac killings slightly pre-date the genesis of the American slasher movement). The awkwardness of the exchanges, in particular the voice of the killer, lulls us into a sense of safety. If they (we) just do what he says, everything will be ok. Of course we know it will not, and that tension underscores every humorous moment. The imagery of this scene, from the empty landscape captured in perfectly composed wide shots, to the blades of grass out of focus in the foreground (added entirely in post), bring us a sense of both isolation and voyeurism, as if from the point of view of a snake in the grass.
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There are two moments that stand out firmly in my mind: First, the woman’s point of view shot as the Zodiac walks up, dressed as death. It is so matter-of-fact and un-cinematic but feels more immediate than any slasher film and all without any formalistic build up. The second, of course, is the actual murder. We have never seen a knife go into living person’s flesh like this. Fincher presents this moment how it actually must have happened, with the utmost craft and respect, and in the process makes it more horrific than every slasher murder before it.
Fincher’s camera captures every detail of this period in an explicitly constructed way, originating techniques he would later refine with films like The Social Network and The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Filming on the Viper Camera, one of the first digital camera systems that captured uncompressed 4:4:4 digital video, Fincher’s post-production team had a full range of visual information to play with. Dialogue scenes were primarily filmed in stationary angles to allow split-screening of the frames and performances, to control reactions and over-the-shoulder shots. In the special features of the DVD, we see Fincher make Jake Gyllenhaal drop his sketchbook over 30 times so as to land in a precisely framed way. This is no different from the level of control filmmakers like Kubrick or Hitchcock imposed, and Fincher’s purpose is just as vital to his own work. He constructs this world to his specifications and limits your perspective to his worldview. The murder scenes are the flashiest examples, like the cab turning a corner and never changing its size or placement. The world moves around what becomes a stationary object.
Environments shift and change around our characters as well, whether it be digital time-lapse construction shots of a San Francisco building, or in the director’s cut where several years pass on a black screen simply through audio. Time, in a way, is the films main antagonist. The further our characters get away from the murders, the less evidence becomes available and the more mythic the killer becomes. “You’re going to catch him,” Gyllenhaal’s Robert Graysmith says to Mark Ruffalo’s Detective Toschi after a screening of Dirty Harry. “Pal,” he responds, “they’re already making movies about it.” Space is the other enemy, as all of the murders happen across city lines, forcing detectives in other counties to work together with analog technologies. A scene in which Inspector Armstrong, played by Anthony Edwards, has to coordinate over the phone with every county in order to consolidate the evidence shows just what a miracle the solving of any murder really was. But space is depicted sonically as well, the characters’ voices almost always mixed with heavy post-production reverb and reflection, like in a key interrogation scene inside a factory’s break room. This consistent echo creates the illusion of a larger space, isolating the characters further within a world far bigger than the methodical framings they are confined to.
The film follows three real-life Zodiac obsessives: Robert Graysmith, Detective Dave Toschi, and Paul Avery, played hilariously by Robert Downey Jr. one year before his Iron Man breakout. While Fincher keeps these figures under his camera’s precise framings and movements (to the point that Downey would leave jars of piss on set out of protest to the director’s relentless digital shooting schedule) the actors are still given every opportunity to create vivid, engaging characterizations and interactions. One the funniest throwaway moments in the film has Graysmith telling Avery, “I’ve been thinking… someone should write a book,” to which Avery responds instantly and carelessly, “Someone should write a fuckin’ book, that’s for sure… About what?” In Tony Zhou’s fantastic “Every Frame A Painting” video essay, he states that within Fincher’s worlds, “drama happens when a character learns a new piece of information. How does it fit with everything they already know? And how do they react to learning a little bit more of the truth?”
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This is the essence of Fincher’s scene construction, which a lot of times is expository. Yet he is always able to make inherently “uncinematic” scenes (i.e. dialogue, shot/reverse shot) graphically engaging by focusing his camera on what his sound designer Ren Klyce would call “specifics”. These are moments of focused attention, be it visual or sonic, that accentuate the drama and/or purpose of the scene. It is yet another level of exacting construction he is able to use from scene to scene, and the effect creates a more active engagement of the subject. No matter how controlled they are visually, these moments open the characters up dramatically, like Toschi’s eyes noticing Arthur Leigh Allen, the films presumed Zodiac killer, wearing a “zodiac” watch in a piece of singular coverage.
“There is more than one way to loose your life to a killer,” read the ad campaign. If the first act was establishing the horror, the rest of the film simply sets up the next victims. Zodiac is a film that details an investigation without ending. Sure, Graysmith points his finger to Allen, but nothing is “solved”. The resolution is a personal satisfaction rather than justice being served. This is because the culture around the Zodiac killer and its mystery is far more interesting than whoever the man was, depicted here as essentially a murderous pre-internet troll. The Zodiac is different things to different people. To Toschi, it is simply a nagging unsolved murder. In some cases, the idea fulfills a need. To Avery, its an excuse to succumb into alcoholism and despair. To Graysmith, it was the one time in his career that something interesting happened and anyone took him seriously. To Mike Mageau, however, it was the most terrifying experience of his life. Mike is the surviving victim of the opening murder scene, and it is fitting the film ends on him some 20 years later, still having to be questioned, never being able to put the incident behind him. Shown a series of mugshots, he picks Arthur Leigh Allen’s picture. Though not 100% sure, he nevertheless states, “The last time I saw this face was July 4th, 1969. I am very sure that’s the man who shot me.” The opening strums of Donovan’s “Hurdy Gurdy Man” creep into the soundtrack. The effect is frightening. This was the man who did these terrible things. He will never “pay” for these crimes. And we will never know for sure if he is truly gone. To some, he never will be. In this way, he got away with more than just murder.
But to Fincher, even if it wasn’t Allen, the Zodiac Myth is resolved. The finger has been pointed, the Zodiac’s power drained. It was always going to just be a man. Why construct ourselves as his victims?
“Histories of ages past
Unenlightened shadows cast
Down through all eternity
The crying of humanity
‘Tis then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man
Comes singing songs of love
Then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man
Comes singing songs of love”
MFF Special: Bill Paxton = Awesome
Bill Paxton has always been one of my favorite actors and between Tombstone, Aliens, Near Dark, A Simple Plan, Edge of Tomorrow, Frailty, Apollo 13, Twister, Weird Science, Club Dread and Edge of Tomorrow he has been in some fantastic films that I can watch over and over. When the news broke that he passed away I started thinking about his filmography and how great it was. The following post praises all things Paxton and hopefully introduces you to his wonderful filmography.
1. Frailty is the Bomb
Frailty is a fantastic horror film that is totally earnest and powerful. I love that it has built up an audience and some are claiming it is an unheralded cult classic. If you are looking for a powerful movie that was directed with love by Bill Paxton you need to see Frailty. I was going to write more about it but Roger Ebert summed it up perfectly:
Perhaps only a first-time director, an actor who does not depend on directing for his next job, would have had the nerve to make this movie. It is uncompromised. It follows its logic right down into hell. We love movies that play and toy with the supernatural, but are we prepared for one that is an unblinking look at where the logic of the true believer can lead? There was just a glimpse of this mentality on the day after 9/11, when certain TV preachers described it as God’s punishment for our sins, before backpedaling when they found such frankness eroded their popularity base.
On the basis of this film, Paxton is a gifted director; he and his collaborators, writer Brent Hanley, cinematographer Bill Butler and editor Arnold Glassman, have made a complex film that grips us with the intensity of a simple one. We’re with it every step of the way, and discover we hardly suspect where it is going.
Check out this Frailty clip. You will see Paxton did a great job of acting and directing.
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2. He Had to Deal With a Predator, a Terminator and a Lot of Aliens.
Bill Paxton didn’t have much luck against angry creatures or robots. He met his end against a Predator (Predator 2), a Xenomorph (Aliens), a Groundhog Day alien (Edge of Tomorrow) and most likely suffered a concussion from a badass robot (Terminator). However, the role that he is most remembered for is Hudson in Aliens. What makes Hudson works so well is how he is justifiably freaked out by the xenomorphs. If I was stuck in a life-or-death battle with aliens with acid blood I would become a realist like Hudson too. However, he hung tough to the very end and I love that he went down swinging.
3. Coconut Pete is the Best
Sonuva, sonuva bitch. Mother, mother, f**ker
I am one of the few people on this planet who still fights for Club Dread. It is immensely watchable and Bill Paxton is a big reason why it is so fun. His Coconut Pete character is a somehwat famous musician who has always been overshadowed by Jimmy Buffet. You could tell that Paxton loved every second of playing Coconut Pete and that is why the performance just gets better and better. I love Coconut Pete’s songs and hopefully people will know what I’m talking about when I quote Pina Coladaburg.
4. Dude Was a Great Slimeball (True Lies), Jerk (Weird Science), Dirtball (Nightcrawler) and Jerky Vampire (Near Dark)
I love that Bill Paxton could play a whole lot of dirtbags differently. He could grow a sweet flatop and be a massive jerk in Weird Science, or he could somehow slime Jamie Lee Curtis away from the massive Arnold Schwarzenegger in True Lies. Bill Paxton’s slimy characters will never not be awesome and you will keep finding more and more layers to his jerkness. If you haven’t watched Near Dark or Nightcrawler I totally recommend you check them out. You won’t be disappointed.
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5. A Simple Plan is a Perfect Thriller
Thrillers don’t get any better than A Simple Plan. Sam Raimi’s noir is damn near perfect and Bill Paxton’s descent into violence was excellent. I love how blue-collar it is and you can’t help but feeling terrible for all the characters. Once again Roger Ebert wrote a great review about the film and I had to quote it.
“A Simple Plan” is one of the year’s best films for a lot of reasons, including its ability to involve the audience almost breathlessly in a story of mounting tragedy. Like the reprehensible “Very Bad Things,” it is about friends stumbling into crime and then stumbling into bigger crimes in an attempt to conceal their guilt. One difference between the two films is that “A Simple Plan” faces its moral implications, instead of mocking them. We are not allowed to stand outside the story and feel superior to it; we are drawn along, step by step, as the characters make compromises that lead to unimaginable consequences.
The performances can be described only as flawless: I could not see a single error of tone or feeling. Paxton, Thornton, Fonda and Briscoe don’t reach, don’t strain and don’t signal. They simply embody their characters, in performances based on a clear emotional logic that carries us along from the beginning to the end. Like Richard Brooks’ “In Cold Blood” (1968), this is a film about ordinary people capable of monstrous deeds.
Check out this awesome interview between Ebert and Paxton and watch the clip below. You will love it.
War on Everyone: Vulgar, Smart, Random and More Vulgar
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War on Everyone is a mean little thing that creates a world full of terrible people, horrible deaths and vulgar dialogue. Initially, it keeps you at a distance with its adherence to profanity but as it moves along you begin to the sync with the nastiness and it becomes a lot of fun. Director/writer John Michael McDonagh (The Guard, Calvary) is one of my favorite directors I love how his comedies are pitch black but feature heart amidst the nihilism. The Guard, Calvary and War on Everyone are 100% unsafe and McDonagh has proven himself to be a writer who hunts out controversy and makes it palatable. I don’t think that War on Everyone comes anywhere near McDonagh’s first two films but it proves he is willing to step out of his wheelhouse and find coherence in chaos. I love what David Fear of Rolling Stone had to say about the movie and its comparison to 1990’s Tarantino:
This is not just a superior knock-off but a literate refinement of a formula, one that the director can tweak enough to organically include sex, drugs and namedropping André Breton, Yukio Mishima, Simone de Beauvoir and Pythagoras.
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War on Everyone focuses on two New Mexico cops Bob Bolano (Michael Pena) and Terry Monroe (Alexander Skarsgard) who spend their days hurting people, doing drugs and hitting mimes with their 1970’s muscle car. They eventually find themselves on the losing end of a million dollar heist and proceed to get their money back. The problem is they are in over their heads and things get more dangerous and ludicrous as they make their way up the criminal food chain. The journey into the criminal underground eventually pits them against dangerous British Lord/pornography king James Mangan (Theo James) and his squirrelly bodyguard Birdwell (Caleb Landry Jones). From there, things get weird, violent and overly reliant on Glen Campbell music.
War on Everyone is a unique movie that features an oddball rhythm and many tonal shifts. You could break it down in several sentences but that synopsis wouldn’t do it justice. I’ll admit I was nervous during the first 15 minutes but I began to relax and embrace the insanity of a film that sends it heroes to Iceland for one hilarious sight gag. I appreciated how everyone involved dived headlong into the insanity and trusted McDonagh to not make them look terrible. Michael Pena works wonder with McDonagh’s rapid fire dialogue and Skarsgard manages to blend melancholy with rage and showcase skills you didn’t know he had.
If you are looking for a vulgar and chaotic experience I totally recommend War on Everyone.
I love random statistics that have zero correlation or causation. Whether they be about jet ski action scenes, explosions on movie posters or Nicholas Sparks movies I can’t help compiling data that means little in the long run. The following post examines the data of films that feature pencils used as weapons. I just watched John Wick: Chapter Two and was very impressed with the violence that John was able to inflict on his foes with a pencil. The film influenced me to gather the Rotten Tomatoes critic scores, IMDb user scores and domestic box office/budgets of pencil weapon movies in order to see how they add up. The films Gremlins 2: The New Batch, The Faculty, Evil Dead, The Dark Knight, RocknRolla, From Dusk Till Dawn, Sleeperwalkers, Fright Night and Stoker all feature some fantastic pencil work and the results were surprising.
Sidenote: If you are looking for “pen action scene” data you are gonna have to go somewhere else. Sorry Casino, The Bourne Identity and The Running Man. Also, the films Tormented and Pencil do not have enough data to be included in the post. I didn’t include the box office of John Wick: Chapter Two because it just came out.
The Average Rotten Tomatoes Critic Score is 69.8%
I was really impressed with the “fresh” 69.8% average. My best guess as to why they are fresh is because they thought outside the box and went creative with the violence. Nobody expects pencils and the results are always surprising and cringeworthy. The fresh average was buoyed by The Dark Knight, (94) John Wick 2 (90), Evil Dead (95) and Fright Night (91). These four films carried Sleepwalkers (15), The Faculty (54), and RocknRolla (59) on their backs and gave cinematic pencil violence a good name.
The Average Budget is $47 Million
$47 million is relatively low nowadays for movies that get theatrical releases. The budgets were kept low via the horror films on the list. The Faculty, Evil Dead, Fright Night, Stoker and From Dusk Till Dawn all have budgets below $30 million. The Dark Knight and its $205 million budget are what kept the budgets in the 40s. The biggest surprise was the $92 million (with inflation) budget of Gremlins 2: The New Batch. Key and Peele were right, G2 is a crazy film.
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The Average Inflated Domestic Box Office is $98,927,434
$98,927,434 is nothing to sneeze at. I was very impressed with the tally and it made jet ski action scene movies look bad in comparison ($49 million). The Dark Knight jacked up the average with its $593 million, but Gremlins 2, The Faculty, Fright Night and Sleepwalkers all collected over $50 million at the box office (with inflation) and helped out as well. The only film that super tanked was the very good Stoker ($1.7 million).
Watch Stoker now.
The Average IMDb User Score is 7.14
The 7.14 average proves that IMDb users like pencil violence more than critics (I can’t back this up). I was surprised to see the 7.14 average because it is really quite high. The Dark Knight (9) and John Wick 2 (8.5) boosted the scores while Evil Dead (7.6), RocknRolla (7.3) and The Faculty (7.3) helped combat the lower ratings.
Conclusion: These averages prove nothing of importance. However, movies that feature pencil violence easily defeated movies that feature jet ski actions scenes and that makes me happy.
The MFF Podcast #91: Everybody Wants Some More John Wick!
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Summary: We discuss two films so outstanding that, immediately after they ended, we already wanted to watch them AGAIN: John Wick 2 (2017, starring Keanu Reeves) and Everybody Wants Some!! (2016). Despite being incredibly dissimilar films, both apply fine attention to memorable minor characters, stylish walking, persistence in the face of adversity, and unique wardrobes.
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“Do any villains have valid motives anymore?”
“Is that Morpheus…and is he the leader of the underground again?”
“Is it a good thing to get Caviezeled or Pescied?”
“What were the best and most painful depictions of pencils in film?”
“Just how many people work for The Company?”
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John Wick: Chapter 2: An Exhilarating and Monumental Achievement in Action Filmmaking.
Review by Zach Beckler (Film Professor, Director, Great dude. Check out his award-winning film Interior)
John Wick: Chapter 2 is first and foremost an exhilarating and monumental achievement in action filmmaking. That is where I think it will succeed for most people who watch it. In the day since it screened, I haven’t been able to shake what is, on its surface at least, a stylish movie about hitmen navigating through an underworld. By the end, the film becomes one of the most politically rebellious genre films since They Live. Maybe even The French Connection.
You need to watch The French Connection.
Carpenter’s film shares many traits with John Wick 2, not the least being a fist fight so long it blossoms into out of body abstraction. All three films are about men caught in the gears of powerful and possibly ancient systems. Among the first of John Wick’s strengths is the fascinating world building, taking a standard revenge narrative to a place of underground mythology. John Wick 2 expands on this in ways both expected and unexpected. It adds more elements without sacrificing the mystery.
The story is light and efficient. Wick, retired for good, is brought back by an old acquaintance who, according to the tradition, has a kind of “unbreakable vow” over him. Wick is forced by these underworld customs to kill a high ranking member. When he is expectedly betrayed, a price is put on his head throughout the entire worldwide syndicate. This is where the film truly finds its voice.
In the first John Wick, this underworld is presumed to be just that. Here, we see the terrifying reach of it all, where anyone at anytime can pull a weapon and engage, including a wonderful moment in which Wick and another hitman have a secret gunfight in a crowd of people. John Wick is a man who went through unspeakable hell to get himself out, and through a series of unfortunate events, finds himself unable to escape it again. The film cannot end with him simply taking up the mantle of unstoppable killer again, as that would be the most unchallenging way to tell this story. Thankfully, the film is far too smart for that. Throughout, Wick makes a conscious effort not to kill unless engaged, shown explicitly in the opening action sequence in which Wick uses everything BUT his guns to get his car back. Do not get me wrong, the carnage on display is palpable, but there is a clear design and purpose to all of it, while not shying away from the physicality and brutality of murder (there is one scene involving a pencil…)
John Wick 2 wears its influences on its sleeve, from Sherlock Jr projected large on the side of a building in the opening shot, to the casting of Laurence Fishburne as the leader of an underground society of homeless that work adjacent to the main crime syndicate (a matrix within a matrix!). The films fascination with the mechanics of this world and the seclusion with which it works brought to mind William Friedkin’s The French Connection. There was never a police procedural that looked like it before, focused on the intricacies and details of police work within the sheltered worldview of Popeye Doyle. It also contains the definitive car chase, though it was not the first of its kind. Borrowing heavily from Bullitt, it amped up the intensity and, for the first time, took Doyle outside of his world in terrifying ways. John Wick has a sequence that great toward the end, escalating the room of mirrors scene from Enter The Dragon and putting Wick face to face with multiple versions of himself as he shoots into countless henchmen and abstractions of his own image. It is the film in microcosm and leads a powerful act of rebellion.
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You’ve been warned
Wick follows our main bad guy into the bar of the Continental, a safe haven for all criminals. In this bar, against all established rules of conduct, John Wick shoots him point blank in the head. In a film with countless head shots, this is the most shocking act of violence. It is an affront to the social order. This act assures his excommunication from this world. All of his currency is void, all services offered no longer available, all safe havens closed. This leads to the most terrifying scene in the film, in which Ian McShane’s Winston shows Wick just how vast the empire is. This is no underworld. This is our world. We are all cogs in the wheels of enterprise. And we are participants in every criminal act.
The French Connection ends famously with Doyle, having accidentally shot a cop, running selfishly into the darkness, leaving behind any reason he ever may have had for donning the badge. It was made in an era that was attempting to inject explicit realism into every genre form. John Wick is not based in any recognizable reality, and is all the better for it. It reflects the culture it was released in. This film ends with Wick literally on the run. Unlike Doyle, Wick has broken free. A man and his dog, moving through a world that is no longer there for them. They cannot be allowed to live. Rebellion must be suppressed. Order must be restored. Industry must thrive. But if they come for John Wick… he will kill them all. But only if they engage.
The MFF 2017 Valentine’s Day Viewing Guide
I had to begin this post with a picture from Beginners.
Life is short and Valentine’s Day is speeding towards us like one of Cupid’s arrows. You probably don’t have time to spend researching romantic films that you can watch after you’ve spent too much money on dinner. So, I scoured the streaming sites and found some films that won’t disappoint and offer something for everyone. Hopefully, this post will prevent you from spending time scrolling through Netflix/Hulu/Amazon Prime and checking the corresponding Rotten Tomatoes scores while your date sits patiently next to you.
The following posts features 10 categories that have a main option and a backup in case you don’t like the first recommendation. Hopefully you can find something you will enjoy.
If you are in the mood for…..
A Fantasy Film That Will Put a Smile on Your Face
Stardust (Netflix)is a wonderful little movie that is equals parts fantasy and romance. If you don’t like the charms of Stardust you might be dead inside (or simply in a bad mood or tired).
- If you aren’t interested – Kate & Leopold (Netflix)- First and foremost I’m not saying K&L is a classic. However, it is a nice little thing that foreshadowed Hugh Jackman’s career as Wolverine.
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Great Music and First Loves
Sing Street (Netflix) combines music with first love and the results will make you love the movie and the music. Director John Carney (Once) does a fine job of leaving a smile on your face and making you immediately buy the soundtrack after the film has ended.
- If you are interested – Begin Again (Netflix) – John Carney’s follow up to Once is a charming little thing that features solid music and Mark Ruffalo turning in another stellar performance.
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A French Masterpiece
Blue is the Warmest Color (Netflix) is legitimate cinema and totally absorbing. It might break your heart but it will leave you feeling like you just watched something special.
- If you aren’t interested – Upstream Color (Netflix)- The two movies have nothing in common aside from the word “color.” However, Upstream Color and Blue is the Warmest Color are both very good films that lit up the indie world.
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A Thriller Stuffed With Romance
To Catch a Thief (Netflix) is a breezy caper that was directed to perfection by Alfred Hitchcock. I recommend you watch it because it is a nice gateway to Hitchcock and will introduce you to Grace Kelly and Cary Grant.
- If you aren’t interested – Grosse Pointe Blank (Netflix) tells the story a hitman going to his 10-year high school reunion and reconnecting with his first love. John Cusack and Minnie Driver have fantastic chemistry and I guarantee you will appreciate every moment this Romantic Comedy Action Thriller (AKA RCAT).
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A Familiar Classic That Never Gets Old
If you haven’t watched The Princess Bride (Netflix) do it now. If you’ve watched The Princes Bride, watch it again.
- If you aren’t interested – If you haven’t watched Grease (Netflix) do it now. You might as well scratch it off your list.
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Hipsters Learning Life Lessons and a Whole Lot More
I like Beginners (Netflix) because it does something different in the romance genre. It tells the story of people who finally make a massive decision that will change their lives. However, their beginning comes when they hunker down and stay in a “meet cute” relationship when things get hard.
- If you aren’t interested – Y Tu Mama Tambien (Hulu) is a sexy little thing that plays like a road-trip comedy met a melancholy coming of age film. Alfonso Cuar0n made a name for himself with Y Tu Mama Tambien and I still think it is his best film.
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A Charming and Cheeky Romantic Comedy
Amelie (Netflix) is an absolute delight. It will put a smile on your face and make you fall in love with everything around you (I’m not sure what that means but you will understand).
- If you aren’t interested – Clueless (Netflix) and Amelie are totally different but they both leave you smiling. Alicia Silverstone and Paul Rudd are great together and you will be surprised by how well Clueless holds up.
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Two People Being Charming
Serendipity (Netflix) is a nice little movie that I love. John Cusack and Kate Beckinsale have great chemistry and their performances elevate standard tropes and make your hope their good looking characters will fall in love.
- If you aren’t interested – Love & Friendship (Amazon Prime) proves that Kate Beckinsale is an amazing actress and her talents have been wasted in the Underworld films. Love and Freindship was one of my favorite 2016 films and you will be amazed by her performance.
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A Bona Fide Classic
Sabrina (Netflix) – Audrey Hepburn + Humphrey Bogart = Awesomeness. You need them in your life.
- If you aren’t interested – Sabrina (Amazon Prime) – You should watch Sabrina but if you don’t want to watch Sabrina you should watch Sabrina. The best thing about the remake is watching Harrison Ford look like he is actually enjoying himself in a film.
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A Friendship That Becomes a Romance
When Harry Met Sally (Hulu) is a romantic comedy classic that never ages and still charms. It you want to laugh, cry and laugh more you will love When Harry Met Sally.
- If you aren’t interested: Man Up (Netflix) tells the story of a blind date gone awry that eventually leads to love. Simon Pegg and Lake Bell are very likable and their shtick owes a lot to When Harry Met Sally.
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The Number 10
10 things I Hate About You (Netflix)- I love a good modernized Shakespeare adaptation that features a solid cast. 10 Things I Hate About You is wildly charming and features Heath Ledger being very charming.
- If you aren’t interested – How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (Netflix) works because Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey have legit chemistry. iI is pure romantic comedy nonsense that works because it is aware of all the stock tropes.
















