MFF Special: The Collegiate Degrees of Kevin Bacon’s Cinematic Characters
In honor of Kevin Bacon and his illustrious career, I decided to look into his filmography to see if his movies are better when his characters have collegiate degrees. Why? Everyone loves the “Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon” game so I decided to take it a step further and see if his movies had better Tomatometer scores when his characters were highly educated. As always, please don’t expect correlation, causation or world changing calculations. Just sit back, relax and enjoy the dumb data about smart Kevin Bacon characters.
The data set includes 51 movies (37 total degrees) and I did my best to make sure no degree, certificate or certification went unnoticed. Since a lot of these characters are fictional, and the movies don’t spend a lot of time on his collegiate (or beyond) education, I had to make educated guesses for several movies like Crazy, Stupid, Love, Cop Car, The River Wild and The Darkness. The good news is I’m very happy with my conclusions and went into the data gathering with no assumptions or theories, which means I didn’t try to pepper my Bacon results with unwarranted collegiate degrees.
Here are the results!
Kevin Bacon movies where he has 0 degrees
- Tomatometer Score – 58%
- Domestic Box Office (inflated) – $85 million
There are 26 movies in this section and features Bacon as a student (Footloose), criminal (Murder in the First) or handy man who is great at battling subterranean monsters (Tremors). The 58% overall score isn’t bad, with movies like JFK (83%), Animal House (91%) and The Woodsman (88%) doing the heavy lifting.
The most notable aspect of this category is his history of villainous characters or convicts. Movies like The River Wild, Sleepers, Super, Trapped, JFK, Murder in the First showcase the various ways Bacon can play squirrely and you need to check out James Gunn’s Super, because he makes some interesting decisions.
Also, if you get a chance check out Jayne Mansfield’s Car. Billy Bob Thornton directed it and it stars Bacon, Robert Duvall, John Hurt, Robert Patrick, Ray Stevenson and Frances O’Conner. The movie got zero theatrical play but there is enough in it to make a watch worthwhile.
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Kevin Bacon movies where he has 1 degree
- Tomatometer Score – 43%
- Domestic Box Office (inflated) – $50 million
This category has the lowest Tomatometer average of the three because of R.I.P.D., Death Sentence, Quicksilver, The Air Up There, The Darkness and Criminal Law. None of these movies have a critical score above 31% and if it wasn’t for Frost/Nixon, Cop Car and Mystic River the overall score would’ve been much worse.
This category helped me realize that Kevin Bacon has played a lot of cops, detectives or FBI agents throughout his storied filmography. If you get a chance check out Cop Car because Bacon is fantastic in it and I loved every second of him running around like a maniac. Also, I think his Mystic River performance is underrated and didn’t get enough respect because everyone focused on the scenery chewers around him.
Kevin Bacon movies where he has 2 or more degrees
- Tomatometer average – 64%
- Domestic Box Office (inflated) – $177 million
This section has the highest Tomatometer score and box office because of Apollo 13 (95%), A Few Good Men (82%), Patriot’s Day (81%), X-Men: First Class (86%) and Black Mass (73%). Bacon isn’t the main character in any of them, but having him around certainly helps because he has no problem holding his own alongside Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp or Tom Hanks.
I love that his two twisted scientist characters in Hollow Man and X-Men: First Class are named Sebastian. If you are going to watch one of them, stay away from Hollow Man because it isn’t Paul Verhoeven’s best and there is nothing likable about Bacon’s character. I tried to watch it again for research, but I couldn’t make it all the way through because the movie has not aged well.
If you get a chance check out Taking Chance. It features a very understated performance from Bacon and is worth a watch.
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The more degrees the better! There are outliers like Tremors and The Woodsman, but the data proves that Kevin Bacon movies featuring him with multiple degrees are appreciated more by critics. You are welcome world.
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Cool post! I also think that Cop Car is a small gem (I wrote about it in my blog, if you want to have a look), and all actors in Mystic River are amazing, including of course Mr Bacon!